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Quote# 120719

I would even suggest that cracka rice chasers should be taxed when marrying in the sellout’s home country. A marriage tax and a departure tax. Hell if the cunt wants to leave the country, their rice chaser saviour’s should pay for it.

Elagabalus, Longing for death 1 Comments [7/24/2016 6:07:19 AM]
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Quote# 120712

Have you ever felt the urge to put a spoonful of mash potatoes in your ear instead of your mouth? If we were eating at a restaurant and I proceeded to do this I would hope you would stop and educate me that the ear was not made for this purpose.

Every one of us has a choice in every part of life. I used to be an alcoholic, adulterer, womanizer, among other wonderful practices and desires I was born with but I learned that they were leading me to an early death. It was killing me slowly and softly. I learned that I do not have to practice what I desire.

We had one of our junior high grand kids ask my wife, "why do so many kids at school think it is cool to be gay or bi?" Trust me, even if there are legitimate desires for same sex in a minority, because of the constant glorifying of this practice there will be many that will be curious and follow the crowd that would have not normally done so.


D Sims, Christian News Network 8 Comments [7/24/2016 4:41:56 AM]
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Submitted By: Jocasta
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Quote# 120711

(responding to story "California Board of Education votes to include homosexuality in lessons second grade and up"):

What will the California Board of Education do to the rebellious children that already think critically about these matters? How will they prevent their protected pagans from persecuting pupils? Will they allow them freedom of speech and freedom of conscience, or are these new sanctimonious sermons superior to the wellbeing of actual flesh and blood children? I believe that the answer to all of this is that they do not care a single bit about the damage that their policy will do to children. Horrible nasty children especially, which wickedly persist in holding contrary views to that which they are taught.

Martin Smit, Christian News Network 5 Comments [7/24/2016 4:38:27 AM]
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Quote# 120710

God has many aspects, so it's very hard to put Him into the little box of a "definition." But here are some of His key traits:

- He is the Alpha and Omega, the Beginning and the End. He was never born and He can never die. He is eternal.

- He is Male and He has a Holy Righteous Penis. darwinists/atheists generally find this fact to be the most hilarious thing ever. Apparently they think that their own worshiping of a she-god and/or eunuch god - which is what they expect the real God to be rather than the Male that He is - is somehow less hilarious! I have no idea how darwinists/atheists came to believe in the whacky bizarre-o idea that God is a she-god and/or eunuch god. The most likely explanation is feminism must have rotted their brains.

- He created man in His image, meaning He must somewhat look like the most perfect and glorified man who ever existed...except that is not quite an accurate way to describe Him because He also looks infinitely superior to any man who ever existed...but there is no better way to describe Him than I've done in this paragraph, since words are insufficient to do that job.

- He Created the Universe and everything in it, along with Heaven and Hell. One caveat: the Universe is and has been in a fallen state since the fall of Man, so what we have now is in no way representative of the perfection that God initially created.

. . .

- God sent His son, Jesus Christ, to earth, to mitigate Adam & Eve's destruction of mankind, by letting Jesus die in the stead of mankind, so that those who accept Jesus' shed blood as proxy payment for their sin debts may be cleansed and allowed to enter Heaven instead of spending eternity in Hell. This was accomplished by Jesus' miraculous Virgin Birth, which allowed Jesus to be the only post-Eve human - ever - who was not born in sin.

. . .

If you want to know more about God, OP, then you should read the Bible and join a Bible-believing church...but you have to be very careful, because most churches that exists nowadays are apostate churches that deny rather than believe in the Bible (even though apostate churches often lyingly claim to believe in the Bible).

Navaros, IMDb 10 Comments [7/24/2016 4:33:17 AM]
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Quote# 120708

A New Hampshire state representative who advises Donald Trump on veterans’ issues called Tuesday for Hillary Clinton to be “put in the firing line and shot for treason” for her handling of the Benghazi terror attack.

Appearing on WRKO radio from the Republican National Convention in Cleveland, state Representative Al Baldasaro, a Londonderry Republican, called the presumptive Democratic nominee “a piece of garbage.”

Baldasaro likened Clinton to Jane Fonda, the actress who famously visited Hanoi as part of her opposition to the Vietnam War.

“She is a disgrace . . . for the lies that she told those mothers about their children that got killed over there in Benghazi,” Baldasaro said of Clinton. “She dropped the ball on over 400 e-mails requesting backup security. Something’s wrong there.”

“This whole thing disgusts me,” Baldasaro said. “Hillary Clinton should be put in the firing line and shot for treason.”

The retired Marine first sergeant, who has scolded the political media for what he called unfair coverage of Trump, has been an outspoken supporter of the GOP nominee since before his home state’s first-in-the-nation primary in February.

Asked Wednesday in a telephone interview if he stood by his comments, Baldasaro replied, “Without a doubt.”

“When you take classified information on a server that deals with where our State Department, Special Forces, CIA, whatever in other countries, that’s a death sentence for those people if that information gets in the hands of other countries or the terrorists,” he said. “As far as I’m concerned, that’s information for the enemy. In the military, shot, firing squad. So I stand by what I said.”

In the Constitution, treason is defined as “levying war against [the United States], or in adhering to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort.”

Baldasaro added, “Freedom of speech is a beautiful thing. I spoke my mind about how I feel. She’s not above the law. Any other State Department employee or veteran did the same thing, they’d be in jail.”

Al Baldasaro, The Boston Globe 6 Comments [7/24/2016 4:10:53 AM]
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Quote# 120707

HAM: Now you said something in my office this morning — you nearly got thrown out — when you used the word “evolve”… What did you tell me about Pokémon and evolve?

STAFFER: Pokémon evolve.

HAM: What is that?

STAFFER: Apparently, you give them candy and they become stronger.

HAM: So they evolve.

STAFFER: Yes.

HAM: … That’s no good for the Creation Museum.

STAFFER (laughing): It doesn’t take millions of years, though.

HAM: It happens immediately?

STAFFER: Pretty much!

HAM: So is that evidence against evolution or…? So Pokémon evolves…

[Later]

STAFFER: You want to try to evolve one?

HAM: I don’t believe in evolution… Okay, so what do you do?

STAFFER: Press “evolve.”

HAM: Press “evolve.”

STAFFER: Press “Yes.”

HAM: Yeah… now what?

STAFFER: The bird is evolving.

HAM: Let’s see what happens. Okay…

STAFFER: It has evolved into a bigger, better bird, apparently.

HAM: But it’s still a bird! It’s still a bird! That’s not evolution! It should have evolved into something else!… It definitely shows that birds remain birds.

Ken Ham, Patheos 13 Comments [7/24/2016 3:00:39 AM]
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Quote# 120706


I'm not an expert on the minutiae of how exactly Noah built his ark...but I'm not sure what you keep harping on about. You seem to be implying that Noah didn't use steel or support plates or bolts. How do you know those things?

Navaros, IMDb 10 Comments [7/24/2016 3:00:17 AM]
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Quote# 120705

Now the church and the state are separate entities and they have separate functions, and separate jurisdictions. For example, Hillary Clinton has no authority to administer the Sacraments; and a pastor has no authority to raise a federal army and declare war. But since God institutes both of these entities, neither is separate from Him.
So, you see, there is absolutely nothing wrong with a State official acknowledging the authority and the Word of God in the civil affairs of men.

Actually, quite the opposite is true. No State action or law is valid unless it conforms to God’s law and His Will. This is precisely why the primary document of America’s political view begins with the acknowledgment of God’s authority as expressed in the phrase, “The Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God”.

God is the authority over both the jurisdiction of the Church and the jurisdiction of the State. They are therefore, separate from each other, in terms of their function, but they are NOT separate from Him, for He is their Source of Authority.
Therefore, prayer, Bible reading, and biblical influence in civil government are entirely American and perfectly legal. As a matter of fact, our Founders encouraged it!

Jake Macaulay, Barbwire 4 Comments [7/24/2016 3:00:07 AM]
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Quote# 120703

Mussolini's fascist regime was praised by progressives (you know, the left). Hitler's regime was the National *Socialist* party, and in fact was quite socialist.

Fascism is a left wing idea - it is all about the government making the economy work well through micromanagement. Of course, to do that, it needs strong leaders, and the result was Mussolini. Hitler was an admirer of Mussolini and copied his ideas.

mesoness, The Washington Post 5 Comments [7/24/2016 2:58:54 AM]
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Quote# 120702

She may support first-trimester abortion but"

OK, now substitute any other human rights atrocity in that sentence and see how it sounds, DJ.

Try "slavery" or "Jew gassing," and see if the rest of your sentence seems reasonable.

WorldGoneCrazy, Live Action News 5 Comments [7/24/2016 2:58:47 AM]
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Quote# 120695

A recent TV episode of Untold Stories Of The ER (Emergency room) told the true account of a big, burly, tough, man who came into the emergency room with a 4" vibrator unit stuck up his rectum. The batteries were still going. The man was so embarrassed that he refused to sign anything or provide insurance information to the hospital. So he paid around $12,000 cash for medical help. What is the world becoming? There is something perverted and wrong about sex toys. God didn't intend for married couples to get into that kind of junk in my opinion. One perversion usually leads to another.

Another man in the news, a homosexual, had a so-called gay-lover shove a plastic male organ up his rectum (I'm trying to be discreet here). The man's intestines ruptured and he needed surgery to repair the damage. Unfortunately for the man, the fecal contaminating in his body required extensive care and prolonged medical treatment, delaying his surgery for a month. It's no coincidence that along with the fraudulent and perverted sex education program in public schools, that adults today are sex-perverts. Just like the fraudulent War On Drugs, intended as a means of increasing drug trafficking and protecting the evil racket; so also was sex-education started as a means of perverting children's lives, removing all innocence from youth and even handing them free condemns in full expectation of them committing fornication. Philadelphia Schools Install 22 Condom Dispensers To Combat Epidemic of Teens With STD's. Instead of teaching proper courtship, they teach immoral dating (whoring around).

Do you think it is mere coincidence that all these immoral agendas are being pushed on our children? Not on your life. It was Communist monster Vladimir Lenin who said that the best revolutionary is a youth devoid of morals. And so it is today in America. Youth who are devoid of morals don't oppose criminals in government, they support them. Joseph Stalin was a murderous killer, a monster, who from 1920-1950 murdered an estimated 60,000,000 innocent people. And yet the Russian people loved Stalin up until the very end of his life. All the lying propaganda worked. It's the same in America today. In a frightening repeat of history, present Barack Obama shares striking similarities with Joseph Stalin, primarily that of LYING CONTINUALLY TO THE PEOPLE.

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 4 Comments [7/24/2016 2:57:17 AM]
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Quote# 120694

And what if I disagree with you on evolution and the age of the earth? Would that make me a fundamentalist?

Yes, because you are ignoring science.

And there we have it...
Fundamentalist = Anyone that DARES to have an opinion that [XXXX] disagrees with.
You are dismissed, Fundie!

That is established fact, not something to have an opinion about. Do you have an opinion about gravity, too? You lose.

The age of the earth is NOT established fact and it changes as we learn more. Neither of us knows how old the earth is. You continue to prove what an intolerant fundie you truly are.

StanW, Live Action News 1 Comments [7/24/2016 2:57:13 AM]
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Quote# 120693

Here's a definition of fundamentalist: a religious movement characterized by a strict belief in the literal interpretation of religious texts. If you take out religious and put in abortion, you'd have YOU. So you are a fundie.

savhcheshire, Live Action News 5 Comments [7/24/2016 2:57:06 AM]
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Quote# 120692

Jinn will rape you . . .

The Lustful jinn Attack part 1



The lustful Jinn

The Jinns force human-beings to sexual relationships, there are some ways which they do it.

1. Physical,
2. Dreams,
3. Masturbation.

1. Physical

When physical jinns attacks a person, the person literally feels that there's something around them which is trying to force the person, usually when such things happen the person feels someone scratching, severe pain in privates, pain in chest for ladies, the braided hair of the women open up every night and feels someone is sleeping beside them, someone is sitting on them etc

2. Dreams

The person has sexual dreams or wet dreams in which a men or women has sex with them and it is usually seen as a wet dream.

3. Masturbation,
-making the person do haram

The jinn firstly makes explicit whispers to the person to intimate the person from which the person will watch nasty stuff, when the person starts watching this nasty stuffs the jinn starts whispering to the person regarding how a specific character in the video or a magazine looks and try's to make the person imagine it continuously, the person starts thinking about this specific character and masturbates, now the jinns are unseen and the character which this person has imagined is nothing but the form of Jinn, [as the prophet peace be upon him said "Satan can take any form except mine"], and this is how they do it.

-making the person horny
The other way is to simply make the person horny and make the person masturbate, usually in this situations the person is possessed since the external jinns takes over the mind of the person and make the person play around with themselves.

As Allah says in Quran

"And do not go near zina. It is indeed a shameful and an evil path." (Surah Al Isrâ’, Ayah 32)

And Allah knows best
Al Ruqya wa shifaa
Raqi
Contact: Shifaa.ruqya@gmail.com
In sha Allah next part will be regarding the cure from lustful jinns

al ruqya wa shifa, ummah.com 0 Comments [7/24/2016 2:56:53 AM]
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Submitted By: Mister Spak
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Quote# 120689

GOD decreed unto man and woman, “Be fruitful, and multiply” (Genesis 1:28).13 HE never told them to split up, then have same-sex marriages, nor to take birth control pills, to use foam, or to use any other method of killing the procreation of children, or to defy the excellent plan of GOD. GOD has never condoned murder, which the satanic people of this world now call abortion. Satan, and at least half the human population, is telling you to do these evil things; and to get him off the hook, he tells you to vote about it, so that you will get the blame and not him. Will you vote GOD down? Will you think to vote away HIS Law, HIS commandments? You are mere people. You can’t vote away the Law of GOD! What’s the matter with you? You must be crazy to think so, and that GOD will approve your madness. GOD said that murderers must be put to death (Exodus 21:12, 14-15, Leviticus 24:17, Numbers 35:16-21, Deuteronomy 19:11-13), and that childhood ends at puberty. Many females reach puberty at nine or ten years old, and males at fourteen, and if they murder they should be tried as adults because according to the Bible they are adults. This is what the Bible says, and according to the law of the land, the U.S. Constitution, I have the right to believe my Bible and not be prosecuted for it by a law that is not a law. These are my religious beliefs, and the President, the congress, judges, prosecutors, and no one else is above the law of our land.

Tony Alamo, Tony Alamo Christian Ministries 27 Comments [7/23/2016 3:09:37 AM]
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Quote# 120688

I've been aiming to get Muslims on board with the Men's Movement, but som far I am failing. Despite its shortcomings, Islam has a much healthier sexual morality than feminist Christians. They are not so stuck-up about age of consent and haven't picked up the female sex offender charade. It's hard to imagine someone like Jennifer Fichter being persecuted in a Muslim country, and if she was, at least they wouldn't sink to the idiotic level of pretending she was "victimizing" the boys. It is much more honest to have a morality where certain acts are simply considered immoral because God says so, not because of some pseudoscientific victimology. Nothing pisses me off more than the creation of fake victims, and nothing is more absurd than pretending boys who get lucky with older women are victims. No Islamist has ever done anything as offensive as that crap yet, to my knowlede, so feminists and their enforcers remain the most execrable monsters on the face of the earth

Eivind Berge, Eivind Berge`s blog 24 Comments [7/22/2016 3:46:56 AM]
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Submitted By: Xavier
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Quote# 120687

But the "sound" reasoning used by the likes of Richard Dawkins has done the human race far more harm than you could ever imagine.

Alan Burns, Religion and Ethics 23 Comments [7/22/2016 3:46:47 AM]
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Quote# 120686


I agree, 12 is a good age to argue for. Even though a case could be made for abolishing the age of consent altogether, most people are so deranged by anti-sex hysteria that they will never listen to it.

Eivind Berge, Eivind Berge`s blog 37 Comments [7/22/2016 3:38:01 AM]
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Submitted By: Xavier
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Quote# 120684

Is Brexit Mentioned in Bible Prophecy?

In a June 23rd referendum, the people of the United Kingdom voted to leave the European Union (EU). The media labeled this British exit from the EU “Brexit.” The vote surprised some who study Bible prophecy. After all, many pointed to the EU as the revived Roman Empire of the end times. Now, after the UK’s vote, some have started to doubt that. But should they? Is Brexit a step backward for bible prophecy? Does it mean the EU isn’t the alliance foretold for the end times?

No. If it happens, the exit of such a large and powerful nation will weaken the EU. But it hasn't happened yet. And while some say Brexit signals the end of the EU as the revived Roman Empire, I don’t think so. To me, it’s yet another reason to believe some form of the EU will become that empire...

The word Brexit doesn’t appear in the Bible. However, the Bible does mention a revived Roman Empire in the last days. It will be an empire made up of weak and strong nations. It will be divided against itself, and the effort of these nations to come together and strengthen themselves will be volatile and unstable.

Does this sound familiar? It should. Sounds a lot like the EU, doesn’t it? It's the story of an empire born from a decades-long process marked by division, volatility, and instability. The UK vote to exit from the EU is just the latest event in a process that signals the rise of a global empire. It’s yet another sign Jesus is coming!

Britt Gillette, Rapture Ready 33 Comments [7/22/2016 3:37:44 AM]
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Quote# 120683

That's the plan. I'm against it as I think that homogeneity is good for a country, and that my people have a right to our land. Plus, "we" never did any colonising and we didn't start any of these wars in the Middle East.
Still, our European overlords insist, and as white people, we signal our upstanding moral nature to each other by trying to be as individualistic as possible and refusing to show any tribal preference towards our own group. God knows how this came about. WW2? The death of Christianity? Civilisational exhaustion? Who knows.

ThrewUpThrewAway, reddit 8 Comments [7/22/2016 3:37:30 AM]
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Quote# 120682

["Violence and more death is certainly NOT the answer"]

There appears to be no answer. Protesting isn’t making it stop, shouting isn’t making it stop. No amount of attempting to bring attention to the issue is making it -better-. People of color are still being gunned down for little to no reason at all.

I honestly question why violence isn’t the answer. Certainly, targeting any and every cop is going to do nothing but hurt the situation, but growing more willing as a populace to step in and physically put a stop to it seems like it -could- be a viable option. Cops acting with impunity isn’t working, but ‘onlookers’ becoming aggressive when the dirty ones start bashing people’s faces or when they execute someone in the streets could send the correct message.

GAKeynesian, Daily Kos 13 Comments [7/22/2016 3:37:05 AM]
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Quote# 120681

It's true that Asia's nutrition is shit, but there is also genetics which is influenced from the socio-cultural aspect of Asia that limits them in specific sports such as basketball and American football. Not that's it's realistic but I do support a eugenic implementation of some sort in specific Asian countries to "breed" individuals with more possibilities of having freakish athleticism. You see a lot of west African descent people in certain sports, because they come from a slave stock that required strong bred individuals in order to survive. Sorry if this was off topic, but I don't think it was.


Cartoonfan3, Reddit 21 Comments [7/22/2016 3:36:49 AM]
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Quote# 120680

I pity girls who delude themselves that they are liberated when they are simply making themselves cheap (see Friends, Sex in the City (ok, I have never watched the latter, but you know what I mean) and the ones you see in real life.

[...]

In my opinion, promiscuity must lead to lack of self-respect; how can you like yourself for being so intimate with someone you have just met & probably have nothing else in common with ?

I hate to see a big, bare pregnant belly; it looks ugly & it should be for the woman's husband to look at & nobody else Frankly, I prefer not to be in the hairdresser and have a huge, naked,swollen belly in my face; it isn't decent or modest. How can women be so immodest as to let everyone-men included- see something so intimate ?

The Victorians had the right idea (pardon my sweeping generalisation); they knew the value of gift-wrapping ! Orthodox Jewish women also (I suspect) know this !!!

Annie, Aish.com 24 Comments [7/22/2016 3:36:41 AM]
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Quote# 120678

(responding to story titled "Republican Party adopts the most 'pro-life platform in history'):

So, now the doctrine is clear:

The GOP is more anti-abortion than ever, and the Dems are more pro-abortion than ever, now becoming radical extremist pro-aborts, standing firm on the bodies of 60 million innocents.

It is a difficult year for pro-life Democrats: will they place their ideology and party adherence ahead of the most vulnerable, or will they stand FOR the 3000 innocent babies sacrificed today at the altar of Big Abortion and Planned Murder in Da Hood?


WorldGoneCrazy, Christian News Network 12 Comments [7/22/2016 3:36:26 AM]
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Submitted By: Jocasta
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Quote# 120677

[Either today, or in a world without Malaria, would you suggest releasing a devastating plague in Africa, and go on TV to tell the victims that they were a burden on the world and you had judged their lives to be not worth living, so were reducing the population to a more manageable level?]

Assuming we are not willing or capable to do better (Help them have lives worth living, fix resources and population management issues "directly"...), then yes. Not a devastating plague + broadcast though. A sterilization plague that ideally targets the less intelligent 90% or whatever. Done in secret and presented as a natural occurrence, paired with compassionate material and "bureaucratic" assistance.

I don't think it's impossible to judge a life as not worth living. Survival instinct is not rational.

HaveLostTheirHair, Reddit 11 Comments [7/22/2016 3:36:18 AM]
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