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Quote# 124942

Today I received a word from the Spirit, I learned that Donald Trump and Milo Yiannopoulos are the Two Witnesses from Revelation. The perfect Love between them is a picture of the love between Daddy (Abba/the Father) and Jesus Christ the Son.

Donald, the President, is like God the Father who is King and Lord of all creation.

Milo is the suffering servant, he was stripped of his job and reputation just like Jesus was stripped of his clothes and crucified for our sins.

Together they have been speaking truth to power and challenging the reign of the evil one. Let us reach out our hands and pray for them as they do heaven's work in these last days.

Prophetise, /r/spiritfilledbelievers 1 Comments [2/26/2017 7:58:53 PM]
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Quote# 124941

A poll says that 1 in 4 say Obama’s may be, … and 1 in 8 says for sure, Obama’s…. the Antichrist.–

I’m revealing the Apocalypse which is that Obama’s the Antichrist. I’m Buddhist of the highest form of culture in the world Tibetan Tantric Buddhism. It’s right that I be Buddhist and not Christian because Jesus himself said no Christians would be saved in the end times and so he would return for the Second Coming but not as a Christian. He said “Don’t follow anyone coming in my name (aka “as a Christian”) in the Apocalypse.” My message is right because I reveal that in my faith’s Apocalypse prophecy of Kalachakra it says the Antichrist will have all the precise features of Barack Hussein Obama!

Born in the USA to US-Norwegian parents and we moved to France when I was 7. Schooled in French, I studied Tibetan language and culture (Paris University). I did an eight-month meditation-retreat upon the deity Naljorma. Then 28 years of post-university research upon the Tibetan Apocalypse deity Kalachakra. My life turned around when I realized that 666 was drawn in the lottery of Obama’s hometown the next day after his election which makes him the most probable candidate for Antichrist that history has ever seen and ever will see.

(I’m a 45-year religious Buddhist. The Christian Apocalypse is outside my field. But I am alone to reveal that Obama’s the Antichrist by relying upon the 666 omen found in Obama’s hometown’s Lottery.

Why am I nevertheless involved in the Christian Apocalypse? Because it’s linked to my own Buddhist Apocalypse prophecy Kalachakra and here is that reason: – so as also to explain away criticism from the forces who support Obama – here is the reason… I use the Christian word “Antichrist” because the Buddhist Apocalypse prophecy “Kalachakra” predicts the announced evil Demon-King Krinmati. The Buddhist Kalachakra will thus combat that partly Christian demon: Obama the Antichrist. Obama indeed, has a varied creed of all and many faiths which are all mixed together. The Kalachakra prophecy doesn’t predict the coming of the Messiah nor Jesus but the coming of the King of Shambhala, me, the World Saviour [from the Buddhist perspective].)

King Of Shambhala, Before It's News 2 Comments [2/26/2017 7:58:42 PM]
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Quote# 124938

[Only people with a uterus should be able to make laws about their reproductive system.]

How dare any of you try to protect the lives of tiny humans! What a travesty!

Karl Croll, Facebook 5 Comments [2/26/2017 6:59:33 PM]
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Quote# 124936

A Cal State Fullerton instructor has been suspended for allegedly striking a student during a rally against President Donald Trump’s policies and a counter-protest on campus.

Following an internal investigation, university officials said in a statement this week that "a campus employee struck a student, and that as a consequence, the speech of the student group was stopped."

University officials called the incident "profoundly troubling. ... Responding with violence to speech we disagree with cannot and will not be tolerated."

The instructor, Eric Canin, an anthropology lecturer in the College of Humanities and Social Sciences, could not be reached for comment.

Eric Canin, Orange County Register 0 Comments [2/26/2017 6:59:16 PM]
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Quote# 124935

[Talking about a 19 year-old girl who was raped and murdered by two immigrants in Germany]

With all this in mind, who was Maria Ladenburger? Well, her Wikipedia article says she was a German medical student who died when she was almost 20 and unmarried (search results on other sites say she was a daughter of some EU official but that is less important for the quantitative part).

So let us try to bring statistics into this equation. This amusing Durex study shows that she was likely not a virgin. These stats show that it was about 35 percent likely she would have a child out of wedlock in just 2014 (Table 3) and that her chances of being married at all were… well, getting slimmer every year, with a slight change upwards in 2014 (Table 1). That is if she would ever have kids – luckily, there’s Muslims. Now, we can speculate this or that on her personality. Obviously none of us knew her. But even using just some quickly found statistics one can easily see why Maria Ladenburger was, like most young Western European women, likely on her way to be a slut who was to be childless or have a child out of wedlock. And bear in mind, she was not even 20. All the indicators I outlined here will get worse, not better. As one character from a TV show I used to watch said “I know it’s tragic to think that way but you can’t argue with the fucking logic !”

Qualitatively, things are a bit more tricky as they go into the emotional aspect which can’t be expressed with just numbers. But I’ll argue that they’re covered well enough. Most decent, moral men have their horror stories with women. Along with my February 2014 text, I highly recommend these stories written on CoAlpha forums in September 2015. One of the worst problems with anecdotal, qualitative evidence is that you can always find some moron whose stories with Western women were happy and most of our idiocratic society will find his story to be more uplifting and credible because the author is mainstream, even if it’s obvious by the way he acts later that his success was due to the fact that he was a massive asshole and as dumb as dirt. But, I won’t go into that any longer, seeing I already covered it and concluded that one must make their own conclusions on whether or not today’s Western women are worth it.

Maria Ladenburger was likely to become everything or at least most of things this blog is so vehemently against. Her parents’ money would likely ensure that she is protected from any consequences of her future shenanigans and that she is able to proceed with these on a high level. She was likely rotten even at the time of her death and even more likely to become rotten very soon. And she was, like current women in Trump’s USA, not to improve if some right wing party had won the elections. Had she lived, she would very likely be a source of trauma for every decent man in Germany (well, um, both of them) who was unlucky enough to see potential for anything more serious than careless pump and dump in her. She would almost certainly be a pest, let us be honest, Westerners. She is the kind of girl who would reject you for treating her respectfully so you can be called an asshole and a “nice guy” by her brain-dead army of liberal virginal fanatics (whose ultimate prize isn’t pussy anyway but being loyal soldiers of their own tragedies) if you object in any way while the moron with an IQ of 20 fucking her somehow has “actual personality” – a stance these loyal liberals would hold as long as those being annoyed with Maria are members of the appropriate groups one is allowed to hate (you can usually tell them by the color of their skin and lack of gay mannerisms).

With its brain-dead youth, assholish majority of population and complete internalization of cancerous social policies like feminism West is dying old man. So Maria was a sad but a necessary victim of a situation where West has forfeited its reproductive, economic and every other future to a stronger group like Muslims.

Caamib, CoAlphaAntiModernistIncelBlogger 6 Comments [2/26/2017 6:58:53 PM]
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Quote# 124934

Give the public a break - The FAKE NEWS media is trying to say that large scale immigration in Sweden is working out just beautifully. NOT!

Donald Trump, Twitter 4 Comments [2/26/2017 6:58:35 PM]
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Quote# 124932

*Context; a response to a comment arguing with what the blog is saying. Specifically that a forgiving and loving God shouldn't be wrathful*

re: 1, see the update above
re: 2 actually God is angry at sinners all the time. read your bible. "God is a righteous judge, And a God who has indignation every day. If a man does not repent, He will sharpen His sword; He has bent His bow and made it ready.…"(Ps 7:11-12). The gospel is that God came to us in Christ to pay the penalty for our sins. But those who do not repent remain children of wrath (Eph 2:1-3, John 3:36)
re:3 You are apparently a Pelagian heretic who denies the fall.
re:4 Think there is a distinction to be made between filial love, the love of father to child, that God extends only to believers (see John 1:12) and the general love that God has for all creatures and all creation, which is what John 3:16 is getting at. The problem Anne points out is that the song is referring to filial love (father-child) when, in fact, God does not have that kind of love for the unregenerate.

Glad Anne has good theology and doesn't worship the culture shaped god of eternal affirmation who you seem to be promoting


Matt Kennedy, Patheos 0 Comments [2/26/2017 6:58:09 PM]
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Quote# 124928

The Bible is absolutey pure,flawless,and error-free.

John MacArthut, Google Books 4 Comments [2/26/2017 6:56:57 PM]
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Quote# 124925

Anon: None of what you're saying makes any sense. How is someone from China Israelite? They're Chinese? What kind of drug are you smoking because I want none of it.

j-ggy:

Okay let me put it this way, if my mother (white) and my father (black) were in China and I was born there, would I be Chinese? No I’m still an Israelite, based off my fathers seed. (Numbers 1:20) through slavery we were destroyed and lost our identity, many people think they are “African American” or “Haitian” or “puerto Rican” when really those are just bywords (Deuteronomy 28:37) given to us by our oppressors. Many people here in America think they are African, when they are Israelites. Read below.

Exodus 11:7
“But against any of the children of Israel, shal not a dog moue his tongue, against man or beast: that ye may know how that the Lord doth put a difference betweene the Egyptians and Israel.”

There is a difference between Egyptians (African) and Israelites (Hebrews). Look up the African/Arab slave trade.. the Israelites were taken captive by them. (Psalms 83:2-5)


j-ggy, Tumblr 1 Comments [2/26/2017 6:11:45 PM]
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Quote# 124923

[From "A new alt-right sub is forming and their ideas are quite frightening." on r/Physical_Removal]

From srv340mike

Nothing says "peaceful way of life" like "physically removing" people who disagree with you. These people really are the scum of the earth.

From MightBeANovelty

Look at this thread. Physical Removal is the preservation of peaceful people and you make our point for us.

From Megareddit64

"Anyone who disagrees with me threatens my peaceful way of life and should be physically removed."

Just an euphemism for "suppress those who disagree".

From MightBeANovelty

Yea, people that want to seize the means of production, starve billions, and throw people in Gulags. If you believe in "punching Nazis" and not this you are a hypocrite.

From LGBTLibrarian

Serious question - once you "remove" these people where will you put them?

From MightBeANovelty

For a serious answer, read Hans Hermann Hoppe's Democracy: The God that Failed.

They would be removed by the Freedom of Association (a total economic ban on transactions with leftists) and self-defense methods if they get violent.

MightBeANovelty, Reddit - r/AgainstHateSubreddits 4 Comments [2/26/2017 6:11:31 PM]
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Quote# 124922



Trump rescinds Obama’s nation wide transgender bathroom guidelines. Many feel this will help to protects children from possible predators. If it saves but one child.
Read more at http://comicallyincorrect.com/2017/02/24/unmanned/#yCiDuvxwURa8ziVq.99

A.F. Branco, Comically Incorrect 5 Comments [2/26/2017 6:11:21 PM]
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A.F. Branco, Comically Incorrect 0 Comments [2/26/2017 6:11:08 PM]
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Quote# 124920



The Mainstream media easily ignores all of Obama’s lies, but to quick to call out Trump for lying when he speaks the truth.
Read more at http://comicallyincorrect.com/2017/02/01/lie-detector/#z3p7YD1QaGUhL6hI.99

A.F. Branco, comicallyincorrect.com 6 Comments [2/26/2017 6:10:58 PM]
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A.F. Branco, legalinsurrection.com 4 Comments [2/26/2017 6:10:39 PM]
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Quote# 124918

This morning, Dan Schneider of the American Conservative Union, which organizes CPAC, delivered a speech titled “The Alt Right Ain’t Right at All” in which he tried to claim that the Alt-Right has no place within the conservative movement because the term “Alt-Right” has been hijacked by “a hate-filled left wing fascist group” for the purpose of confusing people about what conservatism really represents.

“They stole the term specifically to confuse us,” Schneider stated. “They are anti-Semites, they are racists, they are sexists, they hate the Constitution, they hate free markets, they hate pluralism, they despise everything we believe in. They are not an extension of conservatism … They are nothing but garden variety left-wing fascists.”

Dan Schneider, Right Wing Watch 3 Comments [2/26/2017 6:10:28 PM]
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Quote# 124917

There should be a Holocaust for Christians
(Review of "Harry Potter Turns to the Lord")

Beverly O'Betty, Fanfiction.com 3 Comments [2/26/2017 6:10:01 PM]
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Quote# 124916

Man, I’ve been busy fucking Syrian boys all the day. But here are my two cents:
In light of the recent Paris ISIS massacres, isn't it poetic justice that Arab Muslims are eating the French whole, those sanctimonious MFs who spit on Israeli goods manufactured in the W. Bank, these anally correct bugs who have been sidling up to the oil producing, Jew-hating, Muslims for decades? Go on, let the French bow and scrape to Arab lies and recognize a nonexistent "Palestinian state." Their beloved Arab Islamic snake has only lived to bite them in their overfed, Catholic a$$es. Tant pis.
(Review for "Harry Potter Turns to the Lord". Don't know what it has to do with subject.)

m-slovak79 , Fanfiction.com 0 Comments [2/26/2017 6:09:55 PM]
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Quote# 124915

[This post is in relation to a convoluted piece of tumblr discourse about whether or not it's acceptable to talk about being asexual in public]

( one thing that gets me abt the "saying you're ace is tmi!" thing is like. what am i supposed to do should it ever come up in conversation? "hey, what's your orientation?" "i can't tell you, somebody on tumblr said i'm not allowed to talk about it." )

yeah, “i’m straight” works perfectly.

(i’m not straight, i’m aroace. no straightness if i don’t feel attraction. so riddle me this: what do I tell people when they ask my orientation?)

“i’m not interested”

i’m sure a lot more people know what that means

(Listen this is bullshit, a lot of ppl will ask us more questions if we say that or misunderstand, since a lot of people can be “not interested” for a variety of reasons. I have a better idea: we’re just gonna say “aro ace” if that’s our orientation, and you mind your own business holy shit)

“i’m ace by the way. aro ace. i gotta tell everybody that i don’t like romance or sex, unlike those icky allos. if you don’t care and don’t wanna know ur an aphobic piece of shit.”

nobody cares that you don’t wanna fuck or date. why can’t you people be lonely and quiet.

...

don’t break too many bones with your desperate stretching

but yeah

i hate you, i want you to be lonely and i think you and other aro aces like you are annoying as fuck

sorry, but my evil dyke ass is out of fucks to give about you and your equally irritating friends

Autisticbadger, Tumblr 20 Comments [2/26/2017 7:02:26 AM]
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Quote# 124914

*If it wasn't for the part about religious texts, I wouldn't have submitted this. Also, you'll have to log in to Ars Technica to view this, as it was downvoted to hell and back*

So, here's a thought.. 30-50 years ago few kids even thought about gay marriage let alone marriage in their teens.

Secondly, schools now basically encourage homosexual relationships in sex ed and other classes by promoting it as a valid lifestyle choice. If you teach kids that something is ok, while it is also illegal expect bad results... but I'm sure that is on purpose by the deviant powers that be.

Kids haven't been able to carry religious texts for years in schools... and yet they can carry thier smartphones full of cussing, race baiting and sexualization of thier peers without any oversight.

Thirdly, the second case increases over time to include peer pressure to commit homosexual acts or enter into homosexual relationships.

If you want suicide rates to go down... quite pressuring kids. A) into having early relationships B) have kids dress modestly but with the freedom to express themselves intact ... in other words pre-teens and teens show not be sexualizing their appearance. C) block their blasted phones from communicating through private apps some of that stuff that goes on there is probably 4chan-lite D) parents, parents parents,... they must be involved a good home is imperative to healthy development. E) Ensure that kids are engaged and interested in what they are learning... acutally I think a mix of vocational training, and *gasp* work, would vastly improve success rates. Kids that have busy minds and feel useful aren't going to seek out invalid methods of fitting into society when they are already well on their way to being productive socially functional adults.

Don't vote me down if you are against what I say.... I've lived a moderately sheltered life and have never even thought of suicide. Just because you were brought up to think the direction modern society has taken is good doesn't mean that is better than what I was brought up to think. I am happy despite the many problems of life can you say the same?

CB88, Ars Technica 15 Comments [2/26/2017 7:01:55 AM]
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Quote# 124913

ABORTION IS MURDER MADE LEGAL
Legalizing the killing of the innocent unborn in the womb is no less heinous a crime than if it was made legal outside the womb. Inside the womb, it is called abortion. Outside the womb, it is called murder. One is punishable. The other is excused.
GOD JUDGES BOTH MURDER.
The Bible teaches unborn life is a wonder work of God. and the unborn are accounted human, as a person named in God's census record. Earth time is for personal growth after birth. No one grows up in eternity. No one grows old. Every person is mature. There are no Pamper stations heaven.

The patriarch Job. after his trials (the destruction of his goods and the death of his children) had his possessions restored double. God gave Job double the lost animals and twofold his original wealth. Job. however, was given the same number of children. His family had doubled. Job had ten children on earth in time and ten children in heaven in eternity (Job 1:2; 42:12-13 KJV).

THE ABORTED CHILD A CITIZEN IN ETERNITY

God has named the unborn child. The plan of God for the aborted child has not been thwarted. In eternity, the mother
will meet God and she will meet her aborted child. The baby will have become a mature adult.

Every mother having undergone an abortion is even now loved and wanted by God in God's family more than the mother wanted and loved the child she aborted. God loves you and your Child. Jesus died to save both.

ADOPTION SURPASSES ABORTION

No child is an unwanted child. Pro-choice makes children perishable. Jesus alone was born to die. He was birthed. He died at the hands of men. No child should die at man's hand by abortion. Exercise you fingers, walking the Yellow Pages under adoption services, and your child can walk the pathways of life.

MURDER FOR HIRE

Abortion is a business; murder for profit . . . profiting at the expense of dying children. The death-dealing abortionist can and does command more money for killing healthy children in the womb than curing sick children to live in the world.
Abortion mills . . . America's death camps ... are a shameful blight upon the nation. They clutter every state in the country.

Politicians, preachers, and spokespersons advocating abortions are themselves beneficiaries of a right-to-life choice. Pro-abortionist can advocate abortions because their mothers were anti-abortion.

Abortion is a heathen practice, and man is never at liberty or given license by God under any condition to kill the innocent child. On April 22, 1973, the United States Supreme Court sanctioned murder. God's law is no longer the law of the land. America cannot truthfully call itself a God-fearing Nation. Politically, paganism has prevailed and America will cease to be great to the degree America ceases to be godly.

In the land of the free and the home of the brave, we are now free to bravely kill the most voiceless, innocent, and defenseless in America . . . unborn children. A death storm rages on the womb front. America's holocaust is abortion ... condemned in God's Word, the Bible ... the Book of Life.

All things were made by him; and without him was not anything made that was made in him was life; and the life was the light of men.
-John 1:3-4 KJV

Steve Bates, Bible Crusade (book) 10 Comments [2/26/2017 7:01:33 AM]
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Quote# 124912

The Nutty 9th



9th Circuit rules against Donald Trump’s constitutional travel ban proving once again their liberal bias. Political Cartoon by A.F. Branco ©2017.

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A.F. Branco, Comically Incorrect 13 Comments [2/26/2017 7:01:16 AM]
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Anonymous, Whisper 18 Comments [2/26/2017 6:59:43 AM]
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Anonymous, Whisper 11 Comments [2/26/2017 6:59:31 AM]
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Anonymous, Whisper 9 Comments [2/26/2017 6:59:16 AM]
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Anonymous, Whisper 13 Comments [2/26/2017 6:59:05 AM]
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