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Quote# 70015

Does God Hate Haiti?

In truth, it is hard not to describe the earthquake as a disaster of biblical proportions. It certainly looks as if the wrath of God has fallen upon the Caribbean nation. Add to this the fact that Haiti is well known for its history of religious syncretism -- mixing elements of various faiths, including occult practices. The nation is known for voodoo, sorcery, and a Catholic tradition that has been greatly influenced by the occult.

Haiti's history is a catalog of political disasters, one after the other. In one account of the nation's fight for independence from the French in the late 18th century, representatives of the nation are said to have made a pact with the Devil to throw off the French. According to this account, the Haitians considered the French as Catholics and wanted to side with whomever would oppose the French. Thus, some would use that tradition to explain all that has marked the tragedy of Haitian history -- including now the earthquake of January 12, 2010.

Does God hate Haiti? That is the conclusion reached by many, who point to the earthquake as a sign of God's direct and observable judgment.

God does judge the nations -- all of them -- and God will judge the nations. His judgment is perfect and his justice is sure. He rules over all the nations and his sovereign will is demonstrated in the rising and falling of nations and empires and peoples ... Does God hate Haiti? God hates sin, and will punish both individual sinners and nations ... The earthquake in Haiti, like every other earthly disaster, reminds us that creation groans under the weight of sin and the judgment of God ... In other words, the earthquake reminds us that the Gospel of Jesus Christ is the only real message of hope.

Albert Mohler, Right Wing Watch 30 Comments [2/8/2010 1:54:53 PM]
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Quote# 70008

[On global warming.]

There doesn't seem to be one data set presented to the public that has not been twisted into submission to AGW alarmists. What a cluster f*k.

In the mean time, the politicians are STILL going around trying to arrange a world tax and an international government that is not elected by the peoples of the world. And... surprise, surprise, America is supposed to shoulder most of the costs.

I am so done with this charade. It IS time for the tar and feathers. Personally I'd like to see boiling in oil and burning at the stake revived.

chuck in st paul, Moonbattery 22 Comments [2/8/2010 12:50:34 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 69993

The destruction of black America is the result of too much government meddling in their lives. The Democratic Party has sadly convinced far too many blacks that they cannot succeed on their own merit and skills, that they require government assistance. The KKK idiots could not, in their wildest racist imaginations, have dreamed up such a racist, destructive platform as the Democratic Party has done for the past 50 years.

Rush is opposed and despised by the racist Democratic Party because he shines a light on their socialist doublespeak methods, wrongheaded ideologies and anti-freedom platforms. His beacon of truth is lost on those who have been conned and duped by Democratic Party mobsters who care more about elections than liberating people. Rush Limbaugh is an emancipator. I could not be more convinced that if he were still alive, Martin Luther King, Jr. would be a big fan of Rush's powerful message of rugged individualism and independence.

Ted Nugent, Human Events 38 Comments [2/8/2010 12:50:30 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 69986

Yes, i know, i mean there is soooo much evidence of evolution. how can one not see it. I mean i see monkeys evolve into humans all the time. Like some people in government and teachers and even people on yahoo answers. Also i saw the other day this big bang, yes it was a rock, and it exploded and WOW, right before my eyes i saw living creatures, i saw a dogs and cats and mice and tigers and horses and spiders and a camels and elephants and giraffes and fishs and sharks and birds, hundreds of them. And there was also plants of all kinds, hundreds of them. It was amazing. Also stars and moons as well. Golly and all of these complex creatures were not even designed or anything, amazing.

Leanne E, Y! answers 34 Comments [2/8/2010 12:49:25 PM]
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Quote# 69983

Pinochet not only voluntarily surrendered power after he defeated the Marxist terrorists in Chile, he was elected to the Chilean Senate-twice.
Some blood thirsty brute, huh? He wasn't the monster the lefty scum has convinced everyone he was. He should be applauded for literally putting everything on the line to fight tyranny.

single stack, Moonbattery 18 Comments [2/8/2010 12:49:21 PM]
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Submitted By: Marshall Garvey
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Quote# 69960

Haiti, Sierra Leone, Liberia, Rwanda, Uganda, Zimbabwe, Congo... They're all the same. Tell me again, what was the problem with colonialism?

Shooter1001, Moonbattery 17 Comments [2/8/2010 12:34:42 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 69914

A few examples of Liberal thought:

Take by force from the productive and arbitrarily give it to the chronically lazy = compassion

Killing humans in the womb = choice

Terrorism = Just another crime worthy of Mirandization and a civil trial with all the Constitutional protections afforded ANY criminal

Carbon Dioxide = Atmospheric pollutant that will, ultimately kill us all

And Conservative thought:

Give freely to charities that actually care for those in true need = compassion

Killing humans in the womb = murder (taking of human life w/o due process)

Terrorism = Act of war...punishable by death

Carbon Dioxide = What it REALLY is...a nutrient which is absolutely essential for life on Earth to survive.

Conservative thought doesn't even come CLOSE to being a mental disorder. Liberal ideology cannot be classified as anything BUT a mental illness.

Timberwolf, Free Conservatives 36 Comments [2/8/2010 12:34:37 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 70189

[in response to news that the army "will investigate whether a Michigan defense contractor violated federal procurement rules by stamping references to Bible verses on the gun sights used by American forces"]

Trijicon is a company who we should support with our prayers. This is a brave and honorable action taken by some courageous belierer within that company! Praise God for Godly men and women in the business world.



WVBORN56, RR 28 Comments [2/8/2010 10:02:22 AM]
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Submitted By: Mr Blur
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Quote# 70173

Do you want a Texas version of San Francisco? Neither do we!
Do you want Texas to be the abortion capital of America? Neither do we!
Houston has elected an openly homosexual mayor and built the largest abortion clinic in the United States and you can do something about it!

While you may or may not be a resident of Houston and eligible to vote for mayor, you can vote with your dollar.
This is why we are calling on Christians everywhere to boycott the city of Houston.
We want to impose “economic sanctions” on Houston, Texas!
Please make your voice heard and join our cause. By signing the online petition you send Houston a message; That you are tired of babies being
murdered and the radical homosexual agenda being shoved down the throat of normal society.
Texas is a Christian state! Help keep it that way!
Don’t mess with Texas or Texas children.
Pastor,


David H. Grisham, http://boycotthouston.com 39 Comments [2/8/2010 9:59:38 AM]
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Submitted By: Mathew
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Quote# 70165

But that's just the point, see. Science isn't based on personal experience. That's where your reasoning is at fault.

So the theory of macro-evolution wasn't based on the personal experiences of Charles Darwin (combined with a rigged publish/peer review process)?

The reason science will never get past seeing THIS [miracles] as personal experience is because it doesn't have the tools to study, replicate, corroborate it. That isn't my fault or any fault in my reasoning. It is a shortcoming of science.

If there is good evidence for the supernatural, science will gladly investigate, but it will not investigate simply because of mere stories.

Science HAS investigated it. The point is that science cannot, and will not, meet "pseudoscience" on a level playing field just yet. Even if it wanted to, stumbling blocks exist in the form of a rigged publication/peer review system and the almighty dollar. The upshot is that atheists gleefully slip through the toll gates without paying a penny. Yeah, that does annoy me, especially when they rub salt into the wound with arrogant condescending behaviour, trying to learn those silly theists a lesson. But I take pleasure in this, that every time I talk to an atheist it really does feel like I'm talking to a dead man walking. It's just a matter of time. Did I say that out loud?

catholicguy, FRDB 23 Comments [2/8/2010 9:57:20 AM]
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Quote# 70201

Women’s brains are like man brains, but without all the bits inside that make them work properly. Bits like shutting up and think-y before speak-y; those are all missing in a woman’s brain. In order to make up for these deficiencies, women have had to cobble together half-brains out of their existing parts.

That’s where the term half-wit comes from. Women’s brains, their wit if you will, are literally half that of a man — or is it even less than half?

Arya, Argue With Everyone 38 Comments [2/8/2010 8:10:15 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 70203

[Cindy McCain posed for a pro-gay marriage ad]

Sounds like McCain needs to go home and get this out of control situation back in control! Who care what she thinks anyway, she is a nobody but probably has homosexual kids, friends or relatives but that is her problem not WE THE PEOPLE! No to fake sexual deviancy marriage ever.

[60% of voters under 35 believe that same-sex marriage ought to be legal.]

To the 35 and under crowd - you will understand when you are adults and this is adult business. My kids are under 35 and do not agree to this perversion as does no one else not influenced by perversion.

Anonymous Commenter, OneNewsNow 68 Comments [2/7/2010 11:21:42 AM]
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Quote# 70200

Liberals,lefties and progresives really love MURDERING babies.But then, babies can't fight back can they? Hence why they want to take your guns from you.

D.T., Moonbattery 50 Comments [2/7/2010 11:21:10 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 70195

Since when are homosexuals a minority? Are you kidding me? Mentally disturbed maybe, but NOT a minority.

Desdemona, Free Republic 55 Comments [2/7/2010 11:20:32 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 70224

[“Doctors who practice legitimate medicine are the ones are in the business of “true healing”, regardless of their religious affiliation.”]

LOL!!!

It is GOD that is in control.

All ANY dcotor can offer is their OPINION.

It is God that has the final and ultimate say on whether a patient is healed or not. Truly, you relly don’t believe that MAN is in control with their FINITE OPINIONS? LOL!

Many times a doctor doesn’t understand the ROOT cause. Take cancer, if man was so brilliant, we’d know what to do and cure everyone. Sometimes chemo and radio therapy works and other times it doesn’t regardless of what stage it is at. A good doctor prays for his patient and there are many that do. Wise up!


nmh, Free Republic 67 Comments [2/7/2010 12:26:19 AM]
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Quote# 70180

[re: DC marriage equality law and the District's 3 day waiting period after issuing a license:]

Three day waiting period for a gay marriage. Five day waiting period for the gun so you can shoot yourself when you realize you married a dude.

gettes , USA Today 37 Comments [2/6/2010 11:26:20 PM]
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Quote# 70172

(In regards to a boycott of Houston for electing a gay mayor and largest planned parenthood clinic.)

Homosexual activists are attempting to usurp normalcy through the news media, movies, television,
public school systems, and politics. Radical homosexual activism is attempting to get its foot in the door of Texas politics. Our advice is to slam the door on its foot. Homosexuality belongs back in the closet. Once back in the closet ,we as a culture, need to lock the closet door, nail it shut, brick it up, and put a guard on it. As Christians, we love homosexuals as individuals but we hate the sin of
homosexuality as an offense to God, as a destructive and deadly lifestyle to those involved, and as a degenerate force in our culture.

David Grisham, Boycott Houston 51 Comments [2/6/2010 11:25:05 PM]
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Submitted By: Crazianity
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Quote# 70153

The fact that people die for what they believe is a pretty strong arguement.

people also die for causes that are totally bunk because they are misinformed, led astray, or just simply crazy. Then you need to see if what the disciples were saying was crazy, or nuts. The fact that the disciples accounts? all match up and the Bible has been given a 97% accuracy rating would lead me to believe its almost undeniable.

jaythecommish, Debunking Christian Apologetics 50 Comments [2/6/2010 11:23:08 PM]
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Quote# 70134

(Once again, if I accepted your "Creations proves a Creator" argument, why is that "Creator" assumed to be the Christian God without challenge or evidence? Why can't God be Thor or Zeus? Why the Christian God???)


Because Thor, Zues don't exist. Didn't learn this as a child? Or do you attend a secret meeting of people who whorship Thor? Or Zeus?

But you will whorship the God of Evolution... Or would it be the God of science? You will be disappointed by them.

Oh and.. Evolution offers no proof. Just some clowns in white coats who claim to have special knowledge and can interpret old bones and dna evidence.

Starbuck, Atheist central 52 Comments [2/6/2010 11:20:55 PM]
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Quote# 70117

AV1611VET: There is no such thing as abiogenesis. Which came first in the universe, life or the earth?

ArnautDaniel: Uh, I think even creationists would say "earth"...unless you have some weird image of living things floating around in space.

AV1611VET: Angels --- they were present when the earth was created:

AV1611VET, CF 32 Comments [2/6/2010 9:54:35 PM]
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Submitted By: EnemyPartyII
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Quote# 70104

[re: theory of relativity]

A relativist tries to view everything in terms of relativity ... including morality and values and an alleged impossibility of action-at-a-distance like what is described in the Bible

Andy Schlafly, Conservapedia 57 Comments [2/6/2010 9:53:47 PM]
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Submitted By: Night Jaguar
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Quote# 70053

Was a call regarding Obama the "Baby killer" and his upcoming rally in Delaware. I would go to an Obama rally on the 3rd of never. He is a liar, a baby killer and a closet Muslim (parading as a Christian) who has disrespected the bible. He never quotes the bible, but quotes the Koran every chance he gets. Blasphemer! You can look up that one on YouTube. Just do a search on YouTube for "Obama disrespects the Bible." I was shocked and appalled!

B.J., 800Notes.com 46 Comments [2/6/2010 9:36:31 PM]
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Quote# 70048

If evolution is true and all you atheists are so smart than how come you couldn't stop 9/11?

Ryan Parks, FSTDT Comments 78 Comments [2/6/2010 9:36:17 PM]
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Submitted By: Doubting Thomas
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Quote# 70023

{Thread title: People misunderstood Pat Robertson}

So I was watching fox news, and they were bashing Pat Robertson for his statement for not being compassionate. This is not true at all. Pat Robertson was saying why he thought it happened, he DID NOT SAY that he didn't care or didn't feel bad for the people. Heck, I'll bet that he's going to be a major sender of aid to the country.

It's the same thing with salvation. I'm sure Pat Robertson would say people are going to hell because they're wicked and sinful, yet he would love them and care for them enough want for them to get saved, and tell them how to get saved.

As for if it was God's judgment, I am undecided, but even on 20/20 they were saying how currupt Haiti's government had been, and that "it seems as though they are almost cursed".


Ininja2000, Gamefaqs 36 Comments [2/6/2010 3:09:58 PM]
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Quote# 70017

[Re: Another user is upset at the way others are acting towards Catholics.]

What you see as "a pack of wild dogs turning on other Christians for fresh meat" is people who feel clarity about the Gospel is no passive matter.

By the way, referring to us as a "pack of wild dogs" is not compassionate nor humble nor loving.

OnceWasLost, Rapture Ready 35 Comments [2/6/2010 2:46:43 PM]
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Submitted By: M.M.
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