Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
An archive of the most hilarious, bizarre, ignorant, bigoted, and terrifying quotes from fundies all over the internet! The FSTDT archive is the largest collection of fundie quotes on the planet.
Conspiracy Theorists Say the Darndest Things!
An FSTDT sister project, a massive archive of paranoid, frightening, and just plain weird conspiracy theories collected from nutjobs all over the internet!
Racists Say the Darndest Things!
Another installment in the FSTDT saga, a collection of the most vile, hateful, and sometimes hysterical quotes from racist fuckwits all over the internet!
Shy Says the Darndest Things!
Finally!! An SSTDT section! Except probably not the one you were wanting.
2016 FSTDT Awards (Final Round!!)
The 2016 FSTDT Awards are open, and everyone is welcome and strongly encouraged to come vote with us:
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Site Updates Updated 11/28/16
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