(In response to a gay person saying his love for his boyfriend was beautiful)
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Wow, so callous and disgustingly inhuman in its lack of sympathy. But hey, Jeebus hates gays, so it's OK!
I hope you are (or become) infertile, Andrew. I don't know how much children inherit from their parents; but I'd like you out of the gene pool just to be on the safe side. As a bonus, you'll never have a 'beautiful' relationship with anyone, thus saving some poor woman from your wrath. Sadly, I get the feeling that Andrew has a wife and several dozen children.
us normal people will live ours and the rights that we have and that you mistakes do not.
Of course, you do realize, Andrew, that we could GIVE them some rights.
I love my parents, my sister and my dogs, but I'm not producing children with any of them. Damn that pointless, hidious love of mine.
Yeah! Your homosexual love is completely pointless and not at all beautiful , because you can't produce babies!
My heterosexual love with my vasectomy is an entirely different thing!
This moron fails to realize that his statement invalidates all the childless heterosexual marriages as well, whether they be childless by choice or not.
There are three different words in the Greek language for love. A gay person can love their partner in a way that is beautiful and nurturing. It is not our place to say who someone can or cannot love. It is between two individuals who find that their love completes them. It may be two women, two men, or a man or a woman. We can't tell someone who they should love. Sometimes the person you end up spending the rest of your life with may have been someone who you never dreamed would complete you in so many ways.
So they can't produce children, that doesn't stop them from adopting a child and giving love to the child in a healthy loving home. At least their children will grow up to open minded, learn diversity, and not be biased or foster hatred towards others who are different.
You need to get your head out of your rectum and open your mind.
[i}The fruit of silence is prayer. The fruit of prayer is faith. The fruit of faith is love. And the fruit of love is silence. -- Mother Teresa
So...my childfree heterosexual love isn't beautiful either, huh? What about my grandmother's post-menopausal marriage? Also "pointless and not beautiful"? Yeah, fuck you.
...Wait - did you just admit homosexuality is genetic?
I'm hetero, but sterile. I guess I'm incapable of love too, then...
...which totally frees up Saturday nights for the rest of my life! Sweet!
Huh. Here I thought love was more about two people who benefit from the company of one another, who are happier together, who help one another better themselves. A kind of "the whole is greater than the sum of the parts" thing.
But apparently love is only a good thing if it involves making women into baby factories.
YOU AREN'T CONTRIBUTING TO THE OVERPOPULATION OF THE WORLD AND ARE THEREFORE USELESS
Seriously, I hope you're not suggesting the Mona Lisa isn't beautiful. I mean, it doesn't serve much practical purpose. It can't create more slaves for the skygod or slice bagels.
I realized right after I clicked submit comment that I could have been misconstrued as saying making slaves for the skygod and slicing bagels were on the same levels. I would like to clarify that I beleive this could not be farther from the truth (which one I prefer should be obvious) and that I was simply using the two things that a fundie might consider not pointless that came to mind first.
One can also substitute "The Mona Lisa" for any other artwork, scenic view, poem, or other beautiful but non-bagel-slicing thing of their choice.
Yes.
You normal people go live your lives.
Go on, now.
What are you waiting for?
Anytime, now, dipshit.
Hmm ... he's not leaving. I guess he reckons he still gots himself a lesson to be teachin'.
As an adoptee, and on behalf of my beautiful infertile parents, allow me to invite you to fuck yourself sideways with a rusty rake, Andrew. Thanks awfully.
So, let's see here... If it's pointless or useless, it can't be beautiful?
The definition of beauty is often referred to as being "that quality that has no other value than being pleasing to the eye or other senses".
Also, being gay (bisexual) myself, I find that kind of love beautiful, as I find any kind of love that leaves no room for hate in the heart.
One, they can produce children, they're not sterile. And what about my grand-aunt, a widow who married twice, the second old enough not to produce children?. It's you the one who doesn't let the others live, which is exactly what people like him are demanding.
Fuck you.
EDIT: Actually, why don't you and #361389 get locked in a padded room with plenty of food for six years. Eventually both of your internalized homophobic reactions will melt and you'll be better, kinder, gayer people.
@Andrew deserving of the name Andrew: Fundie and hatespeech go together like Nazis and antisemitism.
In fact, that Godwin is a damn good example of fundies and hatespeech. How many more are there... like Fred Phelps and a "God Hates Fags!" sign. Like GOPers and "UNAMERICAN LIEBULZ!!!" Like fundie "morals" and blaming the victim... The list goes on. And on. And on. And-
Two homosexual men who love each other: Disgusting, as they can't produce children.
A wifebeater husband and his female spouse: Beautiful love, for it brings forth children.
This might be the first time I've said this, but go DIAF, Andrew.
Who deemed you as "normal people"? Normal people have common decency, hence the word "common" in that expression.
Its so beautiful yet you cannot produce children, thus pointless, and not beautiful.
A friend found a new love at age of 65, after his wife died of a serious illness. He found a charming old lady with a lot of wit and optimism.
It's beautiful and heart-warming to see these two people who are now having a second spring in their twilight years.
Of course, as she is more than 60 years old, they cannot produce children.
"Andrew", don't dare to claim that the love of these two elder people is "pointless" and "not beautiful". Don't even think about it.
And don't dare to claim that the love between two people of the same gender is also allegedly "pointless".
Life is pointless, dumbfuck. You have to find your own reason - or have it handed to you by an ancient book and a bunch of control freaks, which is obviously the option Andrew chose. He's the genetic mistake, as his bad attitude will ensure his genes don't get passed on.
What's so beautiful about children? Ever seen a woman give birth, Andy? It's not pretty. Ever look after a screaming newborn with a dirty diaper... or a snot-nosed, grubby toddler... or any kind of child at all?
This infertile man, his wife and their three adopted children have a message for you.
Unfortunately, he can't say it in front of the kids.
Mom Dragon: English could do with a few more words for love. We've got four words for fried batter, 2 or three for carbonated water, why not more than one word for love?
As for you, Andrew . . . I hope whatever children you have grow up and move far away, the better to avoid your craptastic carcass.
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