[Response to "If you are against science, you are against reason.
If you don't accept reason, you do not belong in the modern world."]
I agree, which is why I try to help as many evolutionists as possible and prevent that religion from spreading.
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Actually, I disagree that Mike said it best. Why bash your own head against a wall, which presumably contains a functioning brain? Bash jmsnooks's head. It'll be far more satisfying, and likely will do no significant damage so does not even qualify as crusl.
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Fundy Logic 101:
First lession:
1. Do not listen to or respond to your opponent's argument at any point.
2. Provide no citations for anything you say, unless they are from the bible, and do not allow for a clear progression of thoughts.
3. Do not accept any of your opponent's points, no matter how much scientific data or religious quotes they use against you. Science is evil and those that support it manipulate what the bible says.
4. Establish premises that are so ridiculous that they can not possibly be refuted. Draw conclusions from these that have nothing to do with what they are drawn from.
5. Accuse your opponent of doing the same thing he is arguing against, whether he is or not. Call him names, too, and compare him to atheists, communists, homosexuals, or terrorists (or any combination of the above) throughout.
6. Rephrase everything your opponent says so it sounds stupid. Don't worry about whether or not what you say has anything to do with their argument. Don't let them confuse you by accepting their explanations of the theories they're really talking about.
And, most importantly: Keep repeating yourself over and over again until your opponent gives up completely.
jmsnooks is attempting the old "redefine words" technique. To him, evolution is a religion, because he has redefined the word "religion" to mean anything involving inductive reasoning - thus most of human knowledge becomes a "religion". It's a waste of time to argue with someone who refuses to speak normal English and simply redefines words ad hoc.
Wait, WHAT?
I think my brain is bleeding from trying to make sense of that.
He agrees, but doesn't? And when will they learn that evolutionist theory isn't a religion?
</headdesk>
And WHY is he on my beloved DeviantArt??
#1189476: Says the coward without the nuts to even use a screen name.
#1189487 (probably the same asshole): You fundies think the universe exists solely for you... and WE'RE spoiled and self-important? You whine every time you're not allowed to persecute others... and WE'RE the emo brats? How can you perceive anything with your head shoved that firmly up your ass?
We have the fossils, you have a book of contradictory fairytales - and YOU are going to convert US? (Sorry for the caps, I don't know how to bold words).
Yes, right. Oh, and for the zillionth time, evolution is not a fucking religion.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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