[warning strawmen on parade!]
Evolution is the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard of. I never try and push my beliefs on anybody but as soon as they find out I don't agree. I am somehow stupid for not believing something that has not basis whatsoever besides being dreamed up by some quack who on his death bed said he made it all up. If you want to belive that you came from a retarded fish chipmunk that got buttfucked by a monkey and know you are here then that is fine, but I don't push on you so stop shoveling your shit on me. If we follow evolutions meaning, and we came from monkeys and shit, then why the FUCK are they still here, it means evolving from one thing to another, so there shoudln't be any Damn monkeys anywhere. God you people are so stupid, no wonder you think you came from monkeys.
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Yes, damn those stupid people that actually understand stuff I have absolutely no idea. I shall mock them by calling them idiots while completely spewing my obvious ignorance about even the basics of evolution, that will teach them that they're stupid.
It's been said over and over again.
EVOLUTION DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY! (queue Morbo)
What is so hard to understand about evolution? We did not come from monkeys, nor apes. Monkeys, apes and humans all come from the same primate at some point in history. We just branched off at different places in the evolutionary chain.
I am somehow stupid for not believing something that has not basis whatsoever besides being dreamed up by some quack who on his death bed said he made it all up
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If we follow evolutions meaning, and we came from monkeys and shit, then why the FUCK are they still here, it means evolving from one thing to another, so there shoudln't be any Damn monkeys anywhere. God you people are so stupid, no wonder you think you came from monkeys.
I think we found out why people think you are stupid after those converations and I doubt it has much to do with just your disbelief in the subject matter. If you want to be treated intelligently, no matter what you opinion on something is, take the time to at least learn the basics of the material in question. However, if you insist on going around spouting uneducated nonsense that you learned from your uneducated internet buddies, of course you are going to be labeled as stupid.
So much straw, it would only take one match to cause a 20 megaton blast.
Also, if you can't stop raping my language I shall be forced to castrate you. A pair of bricks would do the job quite well.
God you people are so stupid, no wonder you think you came from monkeys.
I still think it's better than the goddidit explanation.
If we follow creations meaning, and we came from dirt and shit, then why the FUCK is dirt still here, it means one thing popping out of another, so there shoudln't be any Damn dirt anywhere. God you people are so stupid, no wonder you think you came from dirt.
Fixed.
Judging by your writing skills I'd assume you're in middle school perhaps and beginning to learn the basics of evolution (though it doesn't seem to be going well). The reason it's "pushed" on you like this is because it's not an unfounded belief or religion. It's as well evidenced as gravity or friction and as such people deserve to learn about it. Nobody's requiring you to become a biologist or even utter the word evolution ever again in your life, but disbelieving in evolution is about as productive as asserting that the periodic table is a lie.
If you want to belive that you came from a retarded fish chipmunk
Oh my! should i rename myself? retardedfishchipmunk.....hmmmm....
no, protowhalepig, whose etymology is similar, has a better ring.
I love how people (ignorantly) demand that there shouldn't be any monkeys around if evolution has occured because they all would have evolved into humans,
and then turn around and demand to know where all the half-money men that should be walking around are.
If you want to believe the myths you've obviously been taught, go right ahead. But, before you talk about it you may want to learn how to form a complete, coherent sentence.
Do some research about Darwin and his death bed and the fable that he "made it all up". You may be surprised what reality has to offer.
And for the last fucking time, evolution does not claim we came from monkeys. We share a common ancestor. I am wasting my breath, I know, but you people really, really, really piss me off with your total and complete lack of any sort of information on the subject to fight so hard against.
Who is the fucking dumbest one now? Stupid, too.
Got to be a Poe; it has so many common falsehoods:
The hypothesis that humans evolved from a fish chipmunk is still more plausible than creationism. Among our ancestors were indeed fish-like animals and chipmunk-like animals.
Why do I suspect, with that attitude, that you are lying when you say you never try to push your beliefs on anybody? It probably would be a good idea if you didn't though since you appear to be an uneducated buffoon with a "retarded fish chipmunk's" knowledge of biology or evolution and a naive sheep's stupidty when it comes to being taken in by silly (debunked a thousand times) fundie "urban legends". In short a monkey may be more intelligent than you.
Why so much anger? Is it because no-one wants to listen to your raving?
I am tempted to conclude that you are not a Christian - such godly language - but merely stunningly, incomprehensibly, ignorant.
Why is do these empty headed dopes constantly speak out against a theory they no absolutely nothing about .
This kind of post just is perfect example of a typical fundies limited thinking can be and is when it come to the subject of evolution .or any other subject that contradicts his beloved bible .or calls in question his faith and religious history of point of view .
The story that Darwin recanted in his deathbed will be a classic in Fundyland for the same reasons that Lady Hope concocted or "embellished", as his daughter put it forward. People who oppose evolution because of religious grounds don't have a very good educational background, specially in science. The only hope they have it's to discredit its author, see what happens.
Well, you're kinda stupid for not believing something, but I think you're more stupid for not even understanding it at all.
Now I'm off to hate on ethanol because I can't remember whether or not it burns clean, and although it is a political solution to problems, it isn't economical or really even environmental, and it's wrecking the food economy by raising the prices of everything.
... dreamed up by some quack who on his death bed said he made it all up.
Isaac Newton's grandfather, Aaron, actually discovered the law of gravity. But then he rescinded it on his death bed and everything started floating around. Fortunately, Isaac quickly saw the problem and reinstated it before the human race drifted off into space.
BTW, if Darwin hadn't published the theory, it's almost certain that Alfred Russel Wallace would have come up with the same idea; so what Darwin did or didn't do on his death bed is irrelevant.
@clockworkgirl21:
@everyone:
I know it was based on an episode of South Park and all, but ...
... I think "Retarded Fish Chipmunk" would make a great name for a band.
and this guy was over heard having a conversation with his mother.
"Ma, ifin we git divorced, will you still be my sister?"
You know, this reminds me of Planet of the Apes. Anyone seen that movie? It left me with one massive question. The apes are riding around on horses, right? Horses just like the ones we have nowadays... Why didn't horses evolve?? I mean, the apes 'evolved' (and don't get me started on that), but why not the horses?? Damn!!
If you're descended from your parents, how come your parents are still alive? The Stork story resolves this astonishing conundrum. God, you're so stupid, no wonder you think you came from dead people.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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