[Someone suggested the site is satire]
You have perfectly epitomized the limited female mental capacity. In layman's terms, you're an idiot.
Like most idiot women, the most you can muster is butthurt self-righteous indignation. The truth is so shocking and offensive to your tiny female brain that your only response is one of horrified indignation.
You are a perfect example of why women are too stupid to govern others. Imagine if we let a dumb bitch like you into government. You can't write a bill with few sentences and just end it with "OMG! LOL!" People expect much more from their leaders. The only thing you could lead is gangbang or a blowjob. What use are you to society besides a sexual favor and a giggle?
Unfortunately, this is exactly what feminism does to tiny female brains like yours. It completely ruins your ability to put together a rational, coherent thought and replaces it with professional victimhood.
The truth will ALWAYS shock morons. Get used to it.
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This is just Fundie talk for I really intend to cry you a river. Oh, and he quotes txt talkers. OMG and LOL and, I think b4 I post.
"Manhood Academy," eh? I'm perfectly confident in my masculinity without being a glassy-eyed, mouth-frothing misogynist, and I'm sure that goes for all other well-adjusted males as well. There's nothing "manly" about sexism. In fact, disdaining women actually makes you look like a closet case, which is decidedly unmanly. (But it's the whole "being a self-loathing coward" thing that's antithetical to masculinity, not homosexuality, mind you.)
@Bossman: I'd nominate this for a "Sophisticated as Hell " award, but that's actually a pretty funny trope when done right, and this guy gives it a bad name.
> You have perfectly epitomized the limited female mental capacity. In layman's terms, you're an idiot.
Your vast verbiage fails to make compelling case for demonstrable logic in your arguments, even after myriad examples. In layman's terms, fuck your gibberish.
Assuming anyone is actually smarter or saner than they're letting on often ends with me looking the fool.
I'll be going with my childhood maxim from now on: If you have to ask then the answer is yes, they really are that stupid.
Wow, you should join a Debate Society.
This is a barrage of insults, with no actual content.
I don't understand how all these characters can hate women so much when they all have mothers. Or do they have some kind of cognitive dissonance whereby their moms are special or can't be commented on?
Later, it was found that Prof. Plum was murdered by Miss. Scarlett in the Conservatory with a candlestick.
Also, couldn't this guy pick a more "manly"-looking Clue character, like Col. Mustard? Plum was a bit of a dork. Must be an "irony" thing.
If all you ever do is insult, attack, belittle and victimize people for no reason other than their gender... well, don't act like people are stupid or oversensitive for feeling, um, insulted.
Does this guy not have a mother or aunt or sister or any female in his life that he loves and respects? Talk about your mommy issues.
@Saringuy: I'd have to say that he doesn't... at least not by a woman. No human female should ever have to grace this sorry excuse for a man with as much as a smile.
Tell us what you really think about women.
Also: there is a record number of women legislators and lawmakers now, and shockingly, they do not end their bills with OMG, LMFAO, or the like.
@swede:
As horrible as it is, this site is *not* satire. Reddit (a large imageboard-style website) is infested with Manhood Academy spammers who post their copypasta constantly on the relationship advice boards. Satire sites tend not to spam - and certainly not spam on the order of (at its high point) hundreds of posts per day, using multiple accounts to avoid bans and post deletions.
The, um, unique style of Prof. Plum and friends is a result of their belief that true alpha males aren't afraid to show their contempt for their inferiors. Apparently being talked down to gets women hot. Or something like that.
@Reynardine
Professor Plum, Miss Scarlet is waiting for you in the study with the lead pipe.
And a bottle of 350K Scoville units Habanero sauce? :P
Adrian: After a good lead piping, the habañero sauce.is redundant. As a native of Chicago, I am familiar with the practice to which you are alluding, but unfortunately, the Clue board does not include a beebee stuffed rubber hose.
Too bad these faggots don't have the balls to live debate manhood academy.
faggot virgins living in their mommy's basement LOL!
http://i.imgur.com/TAkQlXs.jpg
The hills are ali-i-ive! With the sound of *spoken quickly* Clue characters turning over in their gra-a-aves!
For serious, why did you choose to pollute one of my favorite Clue characters, thus polluting my childhood?
I'm going to allow someone to list the things smarter than you. Because mine is long and includes lint.
EDIT: I hate to feed trolls, but:
If you're going to troll, go somewhere else. And we're not stick bundles, thanks. Stop. You're not thirteen anymore.
LOL someone is butthurt and it isn't the person you are spewing stupidity at prof.
lol you'd think someone on a website called "manhood academy" would have the balls to take mild criticism and not whine so much.
If this is satire, then it's not funny.
If this isn't satire, then Prof. Plum deserves to have his ass kicked pillar to post by Gina Carano.
"The truth will ALWAYS shock morons. Get used to it."
This is the only sane thing said. Sadly for this fucknugget, the truth is, you are a moron. Your religion of hate has brought nothing but pain and suffering, and you and your ilk are the bottom feeders that even the darkest parts of society are sickened by. Your white trash porno-nation sexism will lead you to nothing but dying alone, jerking off until your cock is bleeding and your cum mixes with the blood coming off and out of it. Your pitiful crying into your pillow at night, wishing you had someone who could love you will only be heard by the rats and cockroaches that share your domicile, and the crusty, shit-stained underwear on your ass will be disposed of as a biological hazard. Your corpse will be tossed aside, unloved and unclaimed, and you will be forgotten, a footnote on the Internet, under an assumed name. This is what you deserve, and this is your fate.
*pokes finger into Plum's stomach*
Oh no, no giggling here, I'm laughing my ass off over your butthurt drivel.
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