(Talking about UK gun laws)
Well fuck all of that, sometimes I really thank all these NRA type lobbyists we have in the USA for all of their hardcore gun clinging. Though, its inevitable for the bans to fall, its only a matter of time. If Hilldog slithers in to rape the White House its the beginning of the end for that and god dammit you’d best be KEEPIN’ YER POWDER DRY
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@Thinking Allowed
I believe Obvious Racist Numble-Fucker #225903 here just called for the violent and illegal assassination of an incoming head of state. Of course, he couched it in as vague terms as his poor third-grade education would allow, so you'd have to be some sort of...actual literate, educated person to figure out all his nuance and subtlety.
The majority of betters bet on Brock Lesnar to beat the Undertaker at WM 30. Brock Lesnar shocked the world by beating the Undertaker.
91% of last-minute Paddy Power bets were for Donald Trump. I believe Donald Trump will win.
as a brit i fully support the second amendment, americans should be allowed to own as many flintlocks and muskets as they wish.
Edit: Lucilius caught me getting the amendments mixed up. fixed.
Still stand by my position that the second amendment was written in a time where 4 shots a minute was RAPIDFIRE and applying it to this modern era of automatic weapons is highly questionable.
> The majority of betters bet on Brock Lesnar to beat the Undertaker at WM 30. Brock Lesnar shocked the world by beating the Undertaker.
Professional Wrestling is fake. You know that, right?
@#1989522
"I believe"
...yet you daren't say 'I Guarantee It' about Wiggy.
Yet Joe Namath did a few days before that Superbowl.
Remember: you cannot say 'Belief' without the word Lie .
Can't say 'I Guarantee It' about someone who has handed the White House to Clinton on a platinum platter? O ye of little faith .
Your refusal to say 'I Guarantee It' will be acknowledged by everyone else here of your FAIL.
And you do know that WWE is pre-decided , do you not...?!
American wingnuts, 1980: "LIBRULS TEKKIN YER GUUUUUUUUNS!"
American wingnuts, 1984: "LIBRULS TEKKIN YER GUUUUUUUUNS!"
American wingnuts, 1988: "LIBRULS TEKKIN YER GUUUUUUUUNS!"
American wingnuts, 1992: "LIBRULS TEKKIN YER GUUUUUUUUNS!"
American wingnuts, 1996: "LIBRULS TEKKIN YER GUUUUUUUUNS!"
American wingnuts, 2000: "LIBRULS TEKKIN YER GUUUUUUUUNS!"
American wingnuts, 2004: "LIBRULS TEKKIN YER GUUUUUUUUNS!"
American wingnuts, 2008: "LIBRULS TEKKIN YER GUUUUUUUUNS!"
American wingnuts, 2012: "LIBRULS TEKKIN YER GUUUUUUUUNS!"
American wingnuts, 2016: "LIBRULS TEKKIN YER GUUUUUUUUNS!"
And the same fucking mouth breathers fall for this shit, vote GOP, and send their unemployment checks to the NRA every goddamn time.
@Darkevilme: First Amendment is freedom of speech, religion, assembly, petition, etc. Second Amendment is guns.
Dammit, Lucilius beat me to it.
@1989522
Sadly, WWE results are predetermined and presidential elections aren't unless your name is Vladimir Putin .
It's to think Trump has no chance of winning, we are dealing with the two least liked party candidates ever. Hillary very much can lose if enough people hate Trump less then her.
This is 2016 the year the Chicago Cubs won the world series. Anything can happen.
For everyone worrying about the US presidential election and its possible outcome, you need to remember, the president is NOT in charge of the USA. He (or possibly she in this case) is just there to smile and look presidential. A kind of mascot, if you will.
Meanwhile here in reality, the only thing I've heard out of Clinton vis-a-vis guns is the old gun show thing - making vendors there follow the same regulations as vendors in the community. Which is to say, they tell you to come back in a week and call the sheriff to see if you're an ex-con. Not exactly apocalyptic news for gun ownership in this country.
@Lucilius:
It does amuse me that they keep falling for it despite it never having happened before. The gun-lobby panicmongers have an even worse record than the end-of-the-world people.
@pyro , Uilleam
This is #1989522:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvTNyKIGXiI
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'IT'S STILL REAL TO ME, DAMMIT! '
Pathetic.
Meanwhile, Boxing. Nicola Adams, the world's first woman boxer to win Gold in an Olympics. In this case, 2012 London:
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And in the same, local hero Luke Campbell:
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No fakery, acting or BS required. Just as entertaining; more so: because it's a real competition.
Remember what Joe Namath said a few days before that Superbowl, #1989522.
If you hate WWE, fine. But it doesn't matter that it's scripted, it was still shocking.
The majority of betters bet on Brock Lesnar to beat the Undertaker at WM 30. Brock Lesnar shocked the world by beating the Undertaker.
And 91% of last-minute Paddy Power bets were for Donald Trump.
There's a pattern there. And I'm an Independant . I'm not voting for Hillary or Trump.
And Arnold Schwarzenegger is a long-time WWE fan.
@#1989575
...and your hopes for whoever you're voting for getting to the White House are as real as WWE.
Paddy Power is based in Ireland. As opposed to, say... William Hill. PP betting on something that is pre-decided?
That's an 'Irish Joke' in itself.
'We hope you enjoy these Irish Jokes. Sure, some of these poke fun at Paddy and occasionally Murphy, but no offence or insult is intended. They are here for good fun and for a bit of a laugh. Enjoy!'
...the bookers who pre-decided Bronar Lesock 'vs' The Undertale certainly had a laugh: at your expense. >:D
@Anon-e-Moose
The best - and indeed, intended - way to approach pro wrestling is not as a serious competition, but as a sort of particularly ridiculous soap opera. Except, y'know, with a lot more muscular blokes beating the crap out of each other.
Lucilius
American wingnuts, 1980: "LIBRULS TEKKIN YER GUUUUUUUUNS!"
Yepp, two things wingnuts are known to believe: Rapture coming & guns going!
#1989552
LAchlan wrote:
"For everyone worrying about the US presidential election and its possible outcome, you need to remember, the president is NOT in charge of the USA. He (or possibly she in this case) is just there to smile and look presidential. A kind of mascot, if you will."
That's not entirely true. The US President may not rule the country by alone, but he or she is a lot more than a mascot. Power to appoint government officers, authority over the military and federal agencies, including the power to issue executive orders, the veto power, and the President has great influence over US foreign policy.
One more day of pre election meltdowns.
one day away from post election meltdowns.
Please vote hard for Hilldog down there, give the shitgibbon party the lowest returns ever.
I thought Obama already took away everyone's guns?
Oh right, the president has zero ability to do that.
Why do white supremacist reactionaries feel the need to ruin everything cool? The "don't tread on me" flag, the Norse gods, Pepe the stoner frog, etc. get your own damn symbolism. Oh, wait, that's right. You don't have a single creative cell in your body. You only know how to destroy. Fine, then destroy THIS symbol instead:
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Oh, right. You're already doing that.
>If Hilldog slithers in
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>KEEPIN’ YER POWDER DRY
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Confused?
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