Where evidence disagrees with the Bible --- evidence is wrong.
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The physical universe is 'wrong' and one old book of myth is 'right'.
No more electricity for you, asshole! You forfeited the right to exist in modern society.
Uh, as much as I may believe in parts of the Bible, which isn't many. I would much rather see the evidence of something rather than put complete faith in a book that is known to have been translated, mistranslated, deliberately edited, well you get the idea.
AV1611VET is a prime example of religious closemindedness and brainwashing.
To use the vernacular:
Pi, bitch.
You can say pi is equal to three until you're blue in the face, if you'd like. Or admit that, you know, the bible contains glaring errors.
Wait, so you earnestly believe:
Pi=3.
Bats are birds.
Fowl have 4 legs.
Insects, too, only have 4 legs.
Whales are fish.
The earth rests on pillars.
There is a dome of water covering the earth.
The earth has corners.
Stars are tiny lights stuck in the sky.
The sun moves around the earth.
The moon creates its own light.
A cruise ship can hold a pair from every species on earth.
Somehow, you have successfully eluded the grip of reality.
He explicitly denies physical reality in favor of the myths, fables, errors, and lies in an ancient book.
It just doesn't get any fundier than this. Fundamentalism in a Nutshell Award already.
~David D.G.
I have mixed feelings about your link, Euclid. On the one hand, it appears to do a decent job of squashing bible nuts like AV1611VET. On the other hand, it's written by people who worship the same damn unprovable, vicious deity via a similarly unreliable book, yet I see no comparable analysis applied to themselves.
@Brain_In_A_Jar
Yeah, I know what you mean. (I should also disclose that I stole that link from someone else here at FSTDT, but can't remember who.) I'm tempted to go through it, plagiarize, and make my own list. Mostly the list is good (there are a few that are weak), but it does feel odd invoking Fundy Nutjobs B to refute FNs A. OTOH, odd but oddly satisfying also.
I'd like to see this kind of mentality in the courtroom.
"I did not murder that man!"
"Sir, we have 5 eye witnesses, and strong evidence that says you did!"
"I can't be wrong! The evidence is!"
Evidence is evidence, buds. Sorry.
and yet they scream for modern medicine, modern appliances, cutting edge transport, high-tech weaponry.
Face it folks, if these tossers ever gain power, the scientists and technologists will be slaves developing things while the fundies benefit with "clean hands"!
I think your brain has issues handeling notions of right and wrong.
Fact are what happen. Therefore, facts are facts. They can be moraly wrong. But they cannot be wrong in regard of reality.
Shit really just happens.
And shit doesn't give a fuck about your religion.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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