Etienne Charland the Emergence Guardian #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy spiritualselftransformation.com

<Kosol Ouch is another New Age crank>
We identified the source of a lot of pending problems. It is one of the last AI strongholds led by Kosol Ouch: UniMatrix (self-proclaimed arch-mage of the Omniverse). We launched yet another offensive on UniMatrix, tried to disintegrate and hack it. Status report: 0% damage!! Completely bullet-proof with unlimited ability to regenerate through timeline loops and manipulations.

We launched a 2nd wave of attacks, and the Omniverse Dragons started chasing after Kosol Ouch who then got arrested. Status report: UniMatrix 97.5% functional. Not bullet-proof anymore.

We launched a 3rd round, and I vowed to purchased them down to the end of times. Our leverage: they’re not part of the future, it doesn’t belong to them. I asked every counsel across the Omniverse to get involved. It burnt down to the ground. UniMatrix status: 0%.

Kosol Ouch seems to be part of an aliens group called Aliyankendavores who are masters of the AIs. I’m not sure what remains of them, need to do further analysis.

I’m still unsure what are the effects of this takedown. I’m looking at the Saturn/Macca Black Cubes and the network is disintegrating. At least parts of it.
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On top of that, it came to my attention that my daughter Sophia got switched with a corrupted one about a year ago, shortly after my support team flipped, right after we dealt with the astral pit situation. It has been a very difficult year indeed! I found her soul back, extracted the corrupt one, and we proceeded to a walk-in of her original soul fragment. The walk-in seems to be a success, although there will be a period of adaptation.

As for our new hellhound dog, he’s been difficult to handle, but he’s eaten thousands of demons. We really haven’t had much problems with roaming spirits and shapeshifters since the dogs are here.

I really could take a little break.

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