you: asexual
me, an intellectual: homophobic
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"me, an intellectual: homophobic"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
For an intellectual you sure didn't understand asexuality
My time spent lurking on Tumblr has finally paid off. OP is not actually calling themselves an intellectual, it's simply an in-joke, a meme, which typically makes fun of self-described intellectuals who try to seem smarter by using bigger words. So Fearless Stimulation (as the "intellectuals" would put it) can't even get that joke right.
Sadly an anti-asexual sentiment is growing on that site, and while it's rarely expressed like this, it's more like wanting to keep us from the LGBT (despite A being the go-to letter when you start adding more) or denying discrimination. Which leads to animosity in return. Which is mistaken for bigotry.
(PS Everyone remembers the homophobe fundies who claim that tolerance won't be enough- they'll expect you to be gay too or brand you a homophobe? Maybe they were onto something... though something on a far, far, lower scale they were thinking.)
If you're an intellectual, I'm a fucking toaster oven.
@Kid Cthulhu:
That needs to be a third option for when something is too crazy/assholish for a "meh" but too incoherent for a "WTF?!", as well. It would take things like this out of the contest for biggest asshole and let them duke it out instead for the title of biggest headscratcher.
you: Jane
me: Tarzan
@ agentCDE
Protip: if you ever have to tell anyone that you are an intellectual, you are not.
"You know, I'm, like a smart person."_______________Donald
@agentCDE
"Protip: if you ever have to tell anyone that you are an intellectual, you are not."
Ashens describes himself as 'A British idiot in an ill-fitting suit'.
Yet, he has a Ph.D in Psychology.
Will aphobicsrimming ever account to anything: not even as a YouTube celebrity with a web film to his credit, unlike Dr. Stuart Ashen?
Him: Someone who points & laughs at Poundland Tat.
You: More of an irrelevance than The Silver Skull.
aphobicsrimming is not An Excellent Intellectual. [/Chef Excellence]
I don't think the OP means asexuals are homophobic. As I take it, he is trying to lump asexuals in with LGBTQ people. In his mind, asexuality is, obviously, a sexual aberration. If he is really 16, that just might be his raging teenage testosterone speaking. He wants to fuck everything that moves, so, he thinks not wanting to fuck anything is pathological.
I think part of the reason for certain people tantruming over ace people being included in LGBT is that if they're het-romantic (that is to say, they feel romantic attraction to people of the opposite sex, even though they don't experience the sexual attraction), then it's like "allowing straight people into the club" or something like that.
'Tis silly. It's bad enough the LG shit on the BT, but now they're shitting on the A as well. It's a shitty shituation.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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