I feel compelled to note that unlike such as
creationists Keplar and Kelvin,
one is hard pressed to identify a single positive accomplishment,
for either the world or science, by
evolutionists Satan and Sagan.
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"Keplar"? no such person. Johannes Kepler, however, was an astronomer --- much like Sagan, except the latter did more teaching through his popularization efforts.
Carl Sagan had an accomplished career as a planetary astronomer, helping discover things we now take for granted --- Venus' high temperatures, Eurpoa's liquid interior, Titan's organic-chemistry atmosphere --- but his greatest efforts were in science advocacy and teaching basic sciences to laypersons.
i have been unable to find any references to anything noteworthy done by your Satan. what field has he worked in, and from what institution did he receive his degree?
one is hard pressed to identify a single positive accomplishment
And you say that while posting your horseshit on the internet; the internet which your god/jesus did not create or mention in the bible.
Okay, name one creationist who made a tangible contribution to the world by applying the notion of creationism.
And if you say "Jesus" I will throw a dictionary at you with the definition of "tangible" highlighted.
Hi,
Bob Satan here. Since you're obviously a gullible type, let's just say I invented telemarketing and the customer satisfaction survey. Oh, you don't think those are positive accomplishments? Do you know how many kids have worked their way through college as telemarketers? Do you know how many insignificant people feel important when they take those surveys? Who are you to judge me?
What about Satan, Ham, Hovind, Comfort, Behe, and VenomFangX--all creationists?
And what about Charles Darwin? And the people who discovered insulin? And what about Watson and Crick? And the developer of the polymerase chain reaction? All were well aware that evolution does happen.
Well, Satan gave us Nicki Minaj.
Oh wait, you said "positive." OK, you've got me there.
I remember Sagan's "Cuzmuz" (sorry)
A glorious, almost messianic exposition about the universe...
That alone was a profound accomplishment
(Reckoner)
"Satan did have a pretty good career as goalie for the Buffalo Sabres though."
He did play for the Sabres for 8 seasons, but his talents consisted of scoring goals from the Right Winger position, not stopping them in goal.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miroslav_Satan
It would have been so awesome if he'd played at least a season or two with the New Jersey Devils, though. *chuckles*
Satan I understand, because he doesn't exist. But Sagan contributed to the science education of the public.
Which I suppose is why you don't like him.
There are things called search engines on the internet where you can look up information you know.
One could say close to every scientist(and 99.9% of biologists) since less than 150 years ago accepts evolution so everything they've done or discovered since then has been a positive accomplishment.
Accepting facts and reality is something the vast majority of scientists do.
@breakerslion
"Hi,
Bob Satan here."
LOL That killed me.
creationist Keplar ... evolutionist Sagan
Johannes Kepler lived from 1571-1630, at a time when basically everybody was a creationist.
Carl Sagan lived from 1934-1996, at a time when only a few crazy Southern Baptists still believed in creationism.
So what's your point? Put Sagan back in the Early Modern Period and Kepler in the 20th century and you'd get the oppostite result.
Game over, you lose. Please another quarter in the slot and try again.
(Felix Wilde)
"@Da Rat Bastid: So, Satan is a right winger. Colour me unsurprised."
(Rat blinks in surprise, not having seen that one coming, then he bursts out laughing.)
Well played, Felix. Very nicely done.
Ok hold up...
If Satan were real, he would have been an Angel and present for the beginning of the world, and therefore have firsthand knowledge of Creation
So he couldn't be an 'evolutionist'.
Heck, even if both Satan (and God) existed AND evolution were still a fact, he couldn't be an 'evolutionist' because he'd have seen it happen and therefore have knowledge and not belief.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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