The earth can't be billions of years old because it is slowly spinning down due to energy loss. If it was billions of years old, it would have to have been spinning at millions of miles per hour, throwing the dinosaurs that were supposed to exist then off of the earth (maybe that's why they're extinct, eh?)
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You fucking idiot! Wanna know the difference between the Earth and a spinning top? Well you know apart from the fact that one of them weighs 6 trillion trillion kilograms, it also happens to be travelling through a frictionless environment which a top on Earth does not.
Boy, you can make claims against science all over the place when you don't need to bother with any actual, you know, FACTS.
Yes, they were mooned to death. That guy said so, back in July or something. It was on the Internet. It must be true, after all.
<sarcasm>I know... Maybe the angular momentum and gravity were in equilibrium so that dirt, water and everything got thrown off the surface and created a hollow ball in the sky! That's it! The dinosaurs actually lived upside-down, and when the earth slowed down, it all came crashing back down and that's why dinosaurs are extinct and you always have to dig for dinosaur bones!</sarcasm>
Slowly spinning down due to energy loss ... guess the retro-burners have gone wonky and now, the earth is losing speed!
Let me xplain what happened. The earth WAS spinning faster and faster and all the dinosaurs spun off. The humans were ok because Noah's ancestor had created safety harnesses for them which he attached to giant boabab trees.
“The earth can't be billions of years old because it is slowly spinning down due to energy loss.”
"If it was billions of years old, it would have to have been spinning at millions of miles per hour,”
"throwing the dinosaurs that were supposed to exist then off of the earth (maybe that's why they're extinct, eh?)”
Confused?
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