LIBERALISM IS A MENTAL DISORDER #fundie speakout.com

OK SMARTS!!! I BET YOU WILL PISS YOUR PANTS WHEN SOMEONE COMES IN YOUR HOUSE AND TRIES TO MURDER YOU AND YOUR FAMILY!!! AND ALSO GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE, PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE YOU MORON!!! WHAT IS UP WITH ALL THESE HIPPIES? I GUESS WE SHOULDN'T USE KNIFES EITHER!!! SINCE KNIFES ALSO ''KILL PEOPLE'' SO WHY DON'T YOU TAKE AWAY ALL THE SHARP OBJECTS IN AMERICA ALSO? SINCE PEOPLE GET KILLED BY KNIFES AND ELECTROCUTION, HEY WHY DON'T WE ALL JUST LIVE IN AMERICA WITHOUT OUTLETS AND SHARP OBJECTS? IT'S LIKE OOOH OH NO SOMEONE GOT KILLED WITH A PLASTIC KNIFE AHHHH!!! I THINK WE SHOULD BAN PLASIC KNIFES IN AMERICA. AND ANYWAY WHAT NEXT? ARE YOU GOING TO BLAME YOUR PENCIL FOR MISPELLED WORDS? COME ON GET OUT OF FANTASYLAND!!! HOW WOULD YOU FEND FOR YOURSELF IF YOU WERE LOST IN THE MOUNTAINS ALONE WITH A GUN? HMMMMMMM MAYBE GO HUNTING? CAUSE IT SURE WOULD BE HARD TO KILL AND ANIMAL WITH A ROCK OR A STICK.

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