By fifth grade, I was fascinated with Friday the 13th and was convinced that "Jason" was peering through my windows at night. Now I realize that most children believe that there are monsters underneath their beds, but my fixation didn't go away.
In middle school, I met some friends who introduced me to another world. They told me that they could contact the dead and learn hidden secrets about their lives. I'll never forget the time I asked the ouija board who I would marry. It replied, "the Devil." That's when I knew that I was in a very dangerous place
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Jason's turf is Camp Crystal Lake (or Manhattan...or space). Learn your horror, kid.
And besides, Freddy can kick Jason's ass any day of the week.
Though his "Welcome to primetime, bitch!" routine gets real old real fast.
The Alien could kick both their asses, though.
But the question is, ninjacat11, could a Predator take them all on, or would they all form a shaky coalition against him and win that way?
Holy shit man, when I was in fifth grade I was convinced that I was related to Buffy. In sixth grade, I was convinced that I was an reincarnated Egyptian princess! And then... well, hell, I don't really remember seventh grade that much...oh,yeah, I was Hermione Granger's second cousin thrice removed. or something.
By fifth grade, you were scared by a movie. wow
In middle school, you were a naive idiot.
Martha Jones wrote:
"Holy shit man, when I was in fifth grade I was convinced that I was related to Buffy. In sixth grade, I was convinced that I was an reincarnated Egyptian princess!" I had lost my Genie powers because they only worked in my native dimension of Cartoonland. I left Cartoonland via one of those billboards next to a freeway in Minnesota, which served as a secret doorway between Cartoonland and what you pathetic fools call the "real" universe. The problem was, I ran so fast as I came through into your dimension that I couldn't stop in time and ran straight up into my mother's womb. She thought she was merely "pregnant," and I was later "born" as her "son." Darn it, if I could've found that billboard in Minnesota, I could have gone back through it and escaped back into Cartoonland, and regained my Genie powers once more!
And yes ... I actually believed this at the time. :-/
No, it said "Devin". You know, Devin Cafferty, the kid with asthma who sat at the back every class. And he ended up being a millionaire, too. What a shame.
1. I was fascinated with The Shining as a child. But I knew that it was just a movie and that Jack Nicholson wasn't going to chop through my bedroom door at night.
2. Your friends probably fucked with the ouija board.
Well, if you married an idiotic redneck because you couldn't differentiate fact from fiction, it's the closest to marrying the devil, but just because you're stupid, not because you're in a dangerous place.
As a confirmed bachelor, I have to say by the divorce rate and by observing my married friends and relatives, that they don't need to rely on Ouija Boards to determine that "The Devil" is who they wind up with.
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When I was little I believed my "parents" were outer space aliens who had abducted me and had done away with my real parents and were just posing, waiting their nefarious chance to take over the world. I now realize I was somehow brought to this planet inhabited largely by idiots, and it was they who have taken over.
I miss my home planet. *sigh*
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