Man can only think so many thoughts. All are found in the Bible.
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Really? All possible thoughts are found in the BuyBull? I assume you realize that there are an infinite number of potential "thoughts," so the book must be of infinite size. Or, perhaps, you mean to say that humans can't think of infinite thoughts, and that all of our potential thoughts are in the BuyBull. In that case, explain the limitting factor. Now tell me what I'm thinking about as I write this sentence. You're likely not psychic, but why should it matter when you've got the Wholly Babble?!
Really? Okay, find where the Bible says...
Evolution is real...
God does not exist...
Hell was invented by the church to scare people into servitude (here's looking at you, Dark Ages)...
The list goes on.
Is that my problem? I'm going to hell because I've thought too many thoughts?
So, all thoughts not found in the Babble are bad? Thinking about modern medicine, astro-physics, computers (which it is obvious Betrayed has thought about) and anything else even vaguely modern is bad? Next time you're injured, do not even think of an ambulance or a doctor or even an aspirin. Just lie back, think about Jesus and DIE , you idiot.
But I'm thinking about biscuits. Surely the Bible doesn't have a chapter devoted to those? I mean, it's meant to be guiding humanity to salvation...biscuits aren't exactly high on God's agenda, as I understand it.
And too what do we credit this fundie's name? Betrayed. Could there be deep psychological reasons for this name? Could it be that Betrayed has begun to consider that the real world is much different than what his "Wholly Babble" tells him it is. Could he feel Betrayed by the fact that the BuyBull is so full of contradictions and errors that it reveals itself to be false. Whatever the reason, I think Betrayed has actually begun to think "outside the Book" and feels Betrayed by what he has found, but can't accept the reality.
It's okay, Betrayed, we understand. We're here to help; you just have to admit you're a fundie and the healing can begin.
I don't think "Hey, let's use these devices called 'computers' to transmit messages across vast distances so that anyone, anywhere in the world can read them!" was in the Babble.
Hell, I'm not convinced a level of thought more coherent than "Ooh, shiny thing!" can be found in the Babble, unless it was all written as a practical joke and the contradictions are there to tip us off.
But if the bible is inerrant (haha), and we can only think what's in the bible (ahahahaha), does that mean we're all Gods, or at the very least perfect?
This reminds me of a Muslim leader, I forget the name, who had sacked Egypt and ordered a library burned (not the Great Library of Alexandria, a later one), saying that any information it contained that was in the Quran was redundant (they already had the Quran), and any information it held that was not in the Quran was heretical.
I think, perhaps, Mohammad might have wept had he seen it.
Oh, really? I'd love to know what portions of the Bible depict space exploration, vaccination, brain surgery, the periodic table of the elements, radioactivity, aeronautical engineering, digital recording technology, superhero comic books, parodies of Mozart's music, the script for Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan , the formula for Coca-Cola, and the metal-folding technique used in creating Japanese swords.
Go ahead. I'll wait. A looooong time, I'm guessing.
~David D.G.
The link doesn't lead to this quote but to the one earlier featured about Mexican Culture
"I laugh at the concept of Mexican culture. Spanish itself, spoken by Mexicans at least, is an ugly language. They put the Spanish to shame with the dirt way they speak it. I've met many Spaniards in Europe, and the way they speak is much more eloquent than the Mexicans.
I refuse to learn such a dirt language, spoken by a dirt society with a nasty sub-culture not fit to exist in America. Gangster culture never was, nor should be established as culture."
Prager - No, PCs aren't mentioned; but there is an apple! *rim shot*
Betrayed - One second while Will Shakespeare makes you his bitch...
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Hamlet. Suck it up.
Well, Mr. Chuckles, there are all those "lost" gospels out there...
*ducks and runs away, laughing maniacally*
I'm just going to search the Bible Database here.
0 results found for "I have a Civ. test on Friday."
HUH!
0 results for "Shut the hell up"
INTERESTING!
BUT FURTHERMORE!!
0 results found for "I want to watch some lesbian pr0n."
I THINK THE RESULTS ARE CONCLUSIVE!!
Ah, so the bible talks about quantum physics, engineering, martial arts, nutrition, chemotherapy, open heart surgery, microbiology, evolution and aerodynamics?
Wait, IT DOESN'T??!
Speak for yourself!
What does the Bible say about YouTube?
Does the Bible have a solution for the bleaching of the Great Barrier Reef?
Can the very NSFW Jesus "bedroom cucumber" be found in the Bible?
(I dare not google it now...)
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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