Science, is based on theology.
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Oh... Non sequitur contest... Love those! Lemme try!
Smoothies are based on epistemology.
Courage is based on metamorphic rocks.
Buildings are based on collagen.
Your reasoning is based on delusions.
I think I goofed on that last one, since it makes sense. Do I get a prize anyway? Please?..
Yes, in a parallel universe best known to Frank Herbert.
Or is that the other way around? theology based on science? Butlerian jihad?
Fuck, I'm confused.
Science: a branch of knowledge or study dealing with a body of facts or truths systematically arranged and showing the operation of general laws. Also, systematic knowledge of the physical or material world gained through observation and experimentation.
Theology: the field of study and analysis that treats of God and of God's attributes and relations to the universe; study of divine things or religious truth; divinity.
The two couldn't be further apart. Science deals in facts while theology deals in suppositions.
Science and theology actually have basically the same mission. Theology, however, discourages curiosity, while science requires it. Science, so far, is doing better in the last 400 years than theology has for the last 7000.
Theology is a SLAP IN THE FACE to science.
Theologists took a book of fiction and their opinions of it, & slapped -ology on the end to make it look legitimate. If it weren't for the fact that I know no synonyms for the "study" of God, I wouldn't even acknowledge the word.
I mean, they don't even justify it with metephorical analysis. It's ALL literal! It's absolutely ridiculous! YOU CANNOT STUDY SOMETHING THAT IS UNOBSERVABLE!
Although this statement is a load of shite.
The study of theology can be an interesting thing. Unless of course an unitelligent retard takes the field up, then you get, well,people like this.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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