Jeff Mills #fundie inthepursuitofgod.com

there is no such thing as an atheist.

Pardon me if you think I am being sarcastic, but I really do not believe there is such thing as an Atheist! I do not wish to insult your intelligence but I ask you to read and participate in my test below and see what the results are:

1. The theory of evolution of the Coca Cola can. Billions of years ago, a big bang produced a large rock. As the rock cooled, sweet brown liquid formed on its surface. As time passed, aluminum formed itself into a can, a lid, and a tab. Millions of years later, red and white paint fell from the sky, and formed itself into the words “Coca Cola — 12 fluid ounces.”
Of course my theory is an insult to your intellect, because you know if the Coca Cola can is made, there must be a maker. If it is designed, there must be a designer. The alternative, that is happened by chance or accident, is to move into an intellectual free zone.
2. The Banana – the atheist’s nightmare. Note that the banana :
a. Is shaped for the human hand. B. Has a non-slip surface. C. Has an outward indicator of inward contents: Green: too early. Yellow: Just right. Black: too late. D. Has a tab for the removal of wrapper. E. Is perforated on wrapper. F. Bi-degradable wrapper. G. Is shaped for mouth. H. Has a point on top for ease of entry. J. Is pleasing to taste buds. K. Is curved towards face to make eating process easy.
b. To say that the banana happened by accident is even more unintelligent than to say that no one designed the Coca Cola can.
3. TEST ONE. (Pick answer)
The person who thinks the Coca Cola can had no designer is:
a. Intelligent b. A fool C. Has an ulterior motive for denying the obvious.

Did you know that the eye has 40,000,000 nerve endings, the focusing muscles move an
estimated 100,000 times a day, and the retina contains 137,000,000 light sensitive cells?
Charles Darwin said, “To suppose that the eye could have been formed by natural selection, seems I freely confess, absurd in the highest degree.” If man cannot begin to make a human eye, how could anyone in his right mind think that the eyes formed by mere chance? In fact, make cannot make anything from nothing. We don’t know how to do it! We can re-create, reform, devlop—but we cannot create even one grain of sand from nothing. Yet, the eye is only a small part of the most sophisticated part of creation – the human body.

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