how many of u r also compasionate conservatives and have friends who practice the homosexual lifestyle ?
i have some homosexual friends and its such a powerful feeling 2 pray for them to overcum there sinful ways. for some reason they dont apreciate my love-the-sinner-hate-the-sin ways and they get realy angry at me.
the other day i was talking 2 my friend Becca, who is a homosexual, and she was telling me how much she loves her gurlfriend and wants 2 marri her someday. and i just told her strate up "sorri but i love you so much Becca, but i hate ur loving and monogamous relationship u have, and i will do everthing in my power 2 make sure u cant marri the person u love and want 2 marri. sorri but i'm a compasionte conservative"
i dont understand why more homosexuals do not like to hear that i love the sinner but hate the sin. shouldnt they be so releived and appreciative of my love for them? sorri but sometimes being a compasionate conservative is not easy.
pls tell me ur story.
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Imagine that your parents say the same to you if you wanted to marry a girl who, for whatever reason, is not of their like. That's what they feel about your "conservative compasion"(unless you're a troll. Come on, nobody uses positive adjectives such as monogamus or love in this context. They would use adjectives like "confused", "perverted" and nouns as "lifestyle")
how many of u r also compasionate conservatives and have friends who practice the homosexual lifestyle ? i have some homosexual friends and its such a powerful feeling 2 pray for them to overcum there sinful ways
How about you focus on your OWN sins?
for some reason they dont apreciate my love-the-sinner-hate-the-sin ways and they get realy angry at me.
Ya don't say. Maybe because it's a highly consdescending thing to do?
the other day i was talking 2 my friend Becca, who is a homosexual, and she was telling me how much she loves her gurlfriend and wants 2 marri her someday.
I for one, find that adorable. But I'm going to assume you don't.
and i just told her strate up "sorri but i love you so much Becca, but i hate ur loving and monogamous relationship u have, and i will do everthing in my power 2 make sure u cant marri the person u love and want 2 marri. sorri but i'm a compasionte conservative"
Okay... are you a troll? Most anti gay people would never actually admit to that. :P
i dont understand why more homosexuals do not like to hear that i love the sinner but hate the sin. shouldnt they be so releived and appreciative of my love for them? sorri but sometimes being a compasionate conservative is not easy.
Ha! Okay, that was good. Either you're an idiot, or a really good troll.
pls tell me ur story.
GOD bless"
Altight then, dear.
"sorri but i love you so much Becca, but i hate ur loving and monogamous relationship u have, and i will do everthing in my power 2 make sure u cant marri the person u love and want 2 marri. sorri but i'm a compasionte conservative"
Sorry guys, visit the website, this is a 14 year old know-it-all- twit who seems to only be able to communicate in netspeak. Read the part that states women should marry someone with a ( direct quote) peepee in their pantaloons. Pitiful.
sorri but i love you so much Becca, but i hate ur loving and monogamous relationship u have, and i will do everthing in my power 2 make sure u cant marri the person u love and want 2 marri.
Disgusting. "I love you, but I will do my best to cause you misery".
God damn it, I hate you so much.
real: "I'm sorry, but I think you're perverted and sinful and sick. But I love you."
I do appreciate, very much actually, my friends who believe homosexuality is wrong, but are able to simply love me and be compassionate.
Poe.
" have some homosexual friends and its such a powerful feeling 2 pray for them to overcum there sinful ways."
Heh. Sounds sexy...
"sorri but i love you so much Becca, but i hate ur loving and monogamous relationship u have, and i will do everthing in my power 2 make sure u cant marri the person u love and want 2 marri. sorri but i'm a compasionte conservative"
Translation: I love you, so I'm going to do whatever I can to make you live a life on unhappyness.
Jackass. You may be conservative but you sure as hell aren't compassionate. Come to my house, my loving and monogamous partner and I will show you the good, old-fashioned compassionate ass-kicking a couple of faggots can hand a hypocritical bigot like you.
New here. WTF is (a) "poe???"
FWIW, I think Libby is really what she appears to be on her LJ -- a truly clueless, semi-literate teenager.
The best part of this one is where he actually says that he hates the loving and monogamous relationship she has. Because, apparently, even a non-loving, cheating straight man is better than a principled, moral, monogamous lesbian.
Tonio: A "Poe" is just a non-fundie imitating a fundie (or trying to pass as one), without indication that they aren't a real fundie. A parody of them, if you will. This is opposed to trolls, who just say whatever they can to get their opponants angry.
And please correct me if I'm wrong, but that's what I always thought Poe meant. ^_^ (Besides being the name of a really cool writer >_> <_< >_> )
The most compassionate thing you can do for a fag is shoot him in the head.
I would think that at some point by now, JoJo would have looked at himself in the mirror early in the morning and realized just how so very subhuman he is.
But I guess that requires more powers of introspection and self-examination than he's capable of mustering.
Ah well.
"sorri but i love you so much Becca, but i hate ur loving and monogamous relationship u have, and i will do everthing in my power 2 make sure u cant marri the person u love and want 2 marri. sorri but i'm a compasionte conservative"
Seriously, how can anyone look at that blog and not call Poe? Between claiming that being a step parent is illegal, natural disasters hit predominantly christian areas as a warning to homosexuals, and her first post being an obvious knockoff of Ray Comfort's banana gaffe (even pointing out the obvious sexual overtones), I doubt even Edgar Allen could be more Poe.
Confused?
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