Wifely submission to a husband’s authority is the way of the natural world, too. Consider how many pick-up artist types seem to favor sweet, submissive women.
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Hear that? That's the sound of the female angler fish chuckling to herself as she navigates the deeps with her tiny mate permanently attached to her body.
She's laughing at you, Mary.
Consider how many pick-up artist types seem to favor sweet, submissive women.
...and predators usually go after the injured, the sick, and the weak. By mr. Mary's criteria then, being injured/sick/weak must be the way of the natural world.
Yeah, because we all want to emulate pick-up artists...
Ask the male Black Widow how submissive his wife is.
As we all know, the highest goal for every woman should be to be as appealing to pick-up artists, those apex of maleness, as possible.
You tell’em, Marv sorry, of course I meant to write Mary.
Consider how many pick-up artist types seem to favor sweet, submissive women.
Yes, this is true--victimizers DO seek out prey that seems emotionally vulnerable, don't they?
You seem to feel that this is a good thing. I'm so sorry for you.
The solution is in the name: pick-up artist. When I was young, a pick-up artist was a through-going dickweed who would do whatever, lie, cheat, drop a fortune, whatever, for a little action. In fact, it was a bit disgusting to watch.
I mean, I don't want to give the impression men were above it all or anything like that, but in those innocent days, we were all looking for a girl to love us, not someone who would accept any treatment in order to be with a guy. Those girls were called "doormats." Like I said, innocent days.
As for the "sweet submissive" female in nature, study the chimp. If a male chimp tries to get next to a female chimp, and she isn't into it, she will bust him up bad.
On the other hand, it could be Mary is using the phrase "sweet and submissive" as a code phrase for "willing to accept endless harrassment and finally, maybe even rape." If so, my only response can be "Ewww!"
"Wifely submission to a husband’s authority is the way of the natural world, too"
And in nature it's the male Seahorse that gives birth.
Your point, Little Ray of Sunshite...?
"Wifely submission to a husband’s authority is the way of the natural world, too."
Except for hyenas. And wolves. And social insects. And naked mole rats. And elephants.
Yeah, because there's no better way for Christian lady looking for a ring on her finger, 5-10 children and a god-fearing husband than to attract a guy who really just wants to have sex with her because she is easily manipulated...
That's pickup artists for you. Manipulative men who force sexual innuendo into that-one-phrase for the sake of it. I've been a bystander to that kind of crap except once where a 1st-year in junior college delivered an infamous pickup line to me as a dare. Until it's you, it's hilarious though I was lucky his attempt was actually backfired. ("Screw me if I'm wrong, but is your name (hesitation) Sharon?" "It is. NICE TRY." *hysterical laughter and applause*) Mind you, this still has unfortunate implications even if done in jest and taken in the right spirits. Like crossing the line twice and again.
Whether Sunshine Mary be Moonshine Mark or nay, one thing's for sure I feel bad for him/her: if the former, a victim of Stockholm Syndrome at its worst; if the latter, a guy whose mind is unfortunately led by his penis.
Wifely submission to a husband’s authority is the way of the natural world, too.
Praying Mantis... the female eats the males head during sex, obviously an incredible new definition of "submission" that we've never seen before...
I love me a woman who can play submissive in sexual role plays.
But that is a role play, not day-to-day life.
Consider how many pick-up artist types seem to favor sweet, submissive women.
There's a reason for that sweetie. Pick-up artists don't like women who know how to stand up for themselves and tell them to shove it.
"Consider how many pick-up artist types seem to favor sweet, submissive women."
So do conmen, kidnappers, rapists and serial killers. Cant imagine why. In reality I think this Sunshine Mary is probably a moonshine Gary.
You can take your cliches and shove them where the sun does not shine.
Of course, don-juans will go for submissive types, because they are less likely to get a punt in the nuts for their "efforts".
Pick-Up artists are douchebags who think it's fun to lure a girl into thinking someone loves her, then fucks her and leaves. I had a man who was one try to pick up my girlfriend at the time, and when i told him she was my girlfriend, he still wouldn't quit.
Yes, because those greasy, skeevy jagoff herp-repositories are obviously men worth emulating.
I'm with Meeeh- roleplay's one thing, but I wouldn't want a 24-7 doormat.
The Bonobos, Elephants, Spiders, Praying Mantises, Hyenas, Angler fish, Mole Rats, Wolves, etc. would like to have a word with you Moonshine Mary, Marty, Murray, Keith Moon, Monkeyface, Meatball, Mokele-mbembe, or whatever your name is.
Sorry, Moonshine Marty; Nothing doing. YOU ARE A DOUCHEBAG!
@SpukiKitty
That was amazing, I love you lol.
@Sunshine Mitch
I dunno about you man, but I prefer a strong woman who can take care of herself and make a relationship with her an actual partnership. I don't want or need control because I'm secure in my own masculinity where I don't feel the need to exert my dominance over another human being. But of course, I don't typically go to bars to pick up women.
Speak for yourself! My fiance thinks I'm the sweetest, most beautiful woman in the world...and guess what? I'm not submissive AT ALL...I am a free-spirited rebel! So chew on that for a while, Sunshine...
Ahhhh nature. Marriage is in nature everywhere, riiiight.
I think your home life should mirror the courtship of the Black Widow spider.
After mating, the female kills and eats the male.
How's that for submission, fucktard?
Consider how many pick up artists, by their own confession, are not in a relationship, which means how many women choose them. What the hell,consider how many animal species have pick up artists, if you play the "nature" part.
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