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Mike Lester, The Cartoonist Group 12 Comments [6/28/2017 1:51:48 PM]
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Submitted By: Demon Duck of Doom

Quote# 128619

[Review on "Meme War Veteran" hat]
This hat makes me want to grab life by the pussy and drop carpet bombs of logic on the fields of political correctness. Like a proud and noble warrior of Kek, I shall descend down from the heavens to slay the cuckiest of cucks by employing 4th dimensional meme magic upon them until they know that my name is the LORD.
No survivors.
In Shadilay We Trust.

HisHoliestMessengerPepe, Snake Hound Machine 10 Comments [6/28/2017 1:52:32 PM]
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Submitted By: The Reptilian Jew

Quote# 128613

It may not be murder that is at the heart of the issue with these games. It can be. It can also be lust. There are many kinds of lust other than sensual lust. People lust after many things besides the opposite sex. People lust after the rush they get when playing a game, or the fear factor in a scary game, or the one upsmanship in games, the pride of your skill in killing in the game.

These games are sin playgrounds. Everything is virtual except the sin in your heart. There aren't real bad guys or good guys, it is all a sham for entertainment. When this is what we seek as entertainment it should give us pause. We can and do suppress the truth from ourselves in unrighteousness when it comes to pet entertainments.

Just so you don't think I don't know what fun it is, not so long ago my husband and I were playing Gears of War together system link on our two Xboxes. We both shudder at the money we spent on it all now. We sold all our games that would sell less than a year ago. Thankfully God convicted us at about the same time and we have been trying to redeem the time ever since.

Augusta, Puritan Board 5 Comments [6/28/2017 1:46:20 PM]
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Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 128636

(On an article about a born-again Christian intentionally ramming a newly erected statue of the ten commandments outside the Arkansas Capitol then running off and making a bizarre anti-Obama rant. Said incident was bizarre but not the sort of fundie I submit)

"when Reed crashed into it. He was not formally charged and instead was treated for mental health issues."

3 years ago you'd use it's scientific name. Atheism

Wonder if they had to beat him to get his fedora off for the mug shot .

Different posters: How many of the liberals here would be praising him if he had run down a monument that was relevant to Islam?


All the same ones who praise him now, if that monument were erected on public land.



Nope.avi

Atheisim is for Christianity only. Because reasons. And if someone damaged a religious monument of any religion other than Christianity or Judaism there would be wholeharted outrage on this site.

BulkyZ, Ars Technica 3 Comments [6/29/2017 1:11:48 AM]
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Submitted By: zyr

Quote# 128616

Anti-LGBTQ activist Linda Harvey of Mission America remains very upset about the supposed “theft of the rainbow” by the gay rights movement, penning a new column for WorldNetDaily in which she rants that the rainbow is being “raped” and wondering if it would be possible for conservative Christians to “trademark the rainbow.”

“The sweet rainbow image has been violated, raped by the deluded and fraudulent, and it now serves too often as a garish signpost for slavery to grave homosexual sin,” Harvey wrote. “From shameful pride parades to hats, T-shirts, wristbands and buttons sold at Target or Walmart, sexual deviance is being colorfully and arrogantly proclaimed from America’s rooftops.”

“Can we trademark the rainbow?” she wondered, before admitting that such an effort is “probably impossible and perhaps even inappropriate.”

After blasting the “violence-inspiring Southern Poverty Law Center and Right Wing Watch” for supposedly persecuting Christians, Harvey warns that one day, we will all find ourselves in hell:

"Is Satan clever or what? He has countless people in this country doing his bidding, failing to understand they are preppers for the pit of hell.

Their Savior – if they would recognize Him – is the real author of the rainbow for His original life-affirming, godly purposes.

Its current misuse needs to end. Rainbows should accompany what God would smile on. God is not smiling on homosexual conduct, gender defiance or the corruption of children, and He never will.

An appropriate rainbow for the “LGBTQ” sin identity front would look very different, featuring colors like brown, puce, mauve, gray and black – lots and lots of black.

Depressing, uninspiring, empty, leading nowhere. Satan’s banner.

The rainbow’s current use by sexual anarchists turns hope into a license for sin. Rainbow-adorned clergy? You are in for some hot eternal times, unless repentance comes along soon.

Gyrating, Speedo-wearing sado-masochists on rainbow-decorated “pride” floats? Look out for what’s coming, unless you bow before the King of Kings.

McDonald’s selling French fries in rainbow containers, and Amazon peddling an array of rainbow “pride month” apparel? There will be an accounting, do not doubt this.

Little children understand the goodness of the rainbow. The rest of us should follow suit."

Linda Harvey, Right Wing Watch 8 Comments [6/28/2017 1:50:47 PM]
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Submitted By: Demon Duck of Doom

Quote# 128620

Lady Checkmate's headline:
Ten Commandments monument destroyed in Arkansas by alt-left thug

http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2017/06/28/arkansas-ten-commandments-memorial-rammed-24-hours-after-installation-here-s-another-commandment.html

Don't forget to RECOMMEND. Lets get the Truth out so that Light may shine bright in this dark place and Jesus Christ may be glorified.

Lady Checkmate:
The violent alt-left strikes again. I'm not surprised, but his actions should be treated as a hate crime.

Good Idea Fairy:
The guy is scary and a repeat offender. He's one step removed from Isis and the taliban.

Lady Checkmate, Disqus - Faith & Religion 16 Comments [6/28/2017 1:53:02 PM]
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House of Prayer, Dose of Funny 5 Comments [6/29/2017 1:11:15 AM]
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Submitted By: Demon Duck of Doom

Quote# 128638


Genuine question; we hear a lot about the nutty Christian right in the US, but is there a Christian left? Who's the American equivalent of Rowan Williams?


Leftist Christians I find to be what is called "fair weather christians" . They go to church on the prescribed holidays, they got the jesus picture up somewhere and they identify as Christian. When in truth, they are agnostic or atheist at heart, but the social stigma they worry about leads them to do the social obligation of showing up to church and such.

It's my opinion and I reserve the right to be wrong about it. *shrugs*

ziegler, Ars Technica 6 Comments [6/29/2017 1:12:00 AM]
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Quote# 128628



Palm Heights Baptist Church, Dark Roasted Blend 4 Comments [6/28/2017 9:38:50 PM]
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Havens Corners Church, YouTube 2 Comments [6/29/2017 1:11:02 AM]
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Sacred Heart Catholic Church, Team Jimmy Joe 3 Comments [6/29/2017 1:11:31 AM]
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Moler Avenue Church of the Brethren, YouTube 5 Comments [6/28/2017 9:39:38 PM]
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St. Christopher's Southern Baptist Church, Know Your Meme 4 Comments [6/28/2017 9:38:04 PM]
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North Waterboro Community Baptist Church, Pinterest 7 Comments [6/28/2017 9:39:52 PM]
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Submitted By: Demon Duck of Doom

Quote# 128608

It appears, from the general tenor of the internet, that there are only two choices of what to talk about today–Wonder Woman and Terrorism. Neither appeal to me at all, of course, because it’s not my job to stop the second one, and the first one is a movie, and I hate, join with me now, ‘all movies.’
Truly, I don’t get the super hero thing. Never have. Even after enduring two little boys who lived, each of them relentlessly, in various costumes–first Superman then Spider-Man and carrying on from there. I always wondered what they thought was happening as they daily donned cheap nylon and velcro unitards, usually over pjs and all manner of bulky little kid clothes. It looked like the most uncomfortable ensemble imaginable, but would only very rarely be removed.

My girls, of course, did occasionally don the Superman costume. But mostly they devoted themselves to big fat princess dresses. In this way, gender distinctions were rigidly preserved. And this must be my fault, even though I never bought a single one these items myself, and never told which child to wear which one. I never made a speech, ‘you wear the big dress, and you wear the skin tight unitard.’ They just knew…because of the patriarchy, probably.

I, therefore, pray and hope that I don’t have to go see Wonder Woman even though it will probably be one of those movies that I can’t avoid without trying really hard.

This morning I read a Mormon writer explaining how the movie is about Jesus, and then a feminist explaining about how the movie is about feminism. The first one surprised me. The second one not at all.

The second one said this, “She also won’t apologize for being a woman. The movie champions her femininity: Her power isn’t diminished by caring too much or experiencing her emotions. Instead, her love and kindness strengthen her.” That sounds perfect. I’m just curious, though, in how many places where this movie is likely to be shown is a woman having to apologize for being a woman? Will they be showing this movie to women in Mecca? And truly, how brave and courageous in this modern world to see brightly lit on a screen a woman ‘experiencing her emotions.’ What a counter cultural message!

For my part, I have always found the Super Woman meme to be a drag. The idea that a woman can have it all was predicated on the exhausting assumption that she could also do it all. And that has turned out to be a lot of work. Women have to save the world and cook the dinner and do the laundry and feel all the feelings and manage the man and be amazing at work. If you do all these things, you get to have a glass of wine at night and complain about how terrible your life is.

When really, no one person can do any of those things. One or two perhaps, but not all, and certainly not all at once. I dislike more than anything being introduced as someone who has Six Kids (! How is that even possible!) who Homeschools (! I know right!) and has written a book (! Can women even write books?) and blogs every day (! Every Day! That’s Crazy!). The list of my accomplishments goes on and on and as they’re going on, one of two terrible things happens. Either the person who is hearing them becomes overwhelmed and loses interest (this is more usual) or the person rightly begins to look quizzical, and with genuine curiosity says, ‘How do you do it all?’ Because that is a lot of things.

But here’s the thing, you have to be allowed to use the word ‘thing’ as a technical word whenever you want to, and, more importantly, You Don’t Do All The Things At Once. You do not, usually, have six babies in one go. You have one and then another and then another. And you don’t just wake up one day and write a book. You do it gradually. And you don’t do a lifetime worth of laundry in one single afternoon while you’re also getting your college degree and working three other jobs. You do a little bit of laundry every day, and you do one job at a time.

Accomplishments accumulate over the time.

And here’s the other thing, you don’t do them alone. You are not the savior of the world. You don’t have enough peace and light and beautiful world transforming feelings to end all the wars just by virtue of being female. That is not a thing. You are human. (I trust you all understand that when I’m saying ‘you’ I really mean me.) You need a savior and also some help sometimes. No person can do all the work ahead of her in life without any kind of help from other human people who also need help. The human experience is not a super hero one, nor a princess one (thank heaven).

It is a hard work intermingled with many disappointments and sorrows punctuated by bright moments of joy and amazement one.

We’ve had decades of the male superhero motif and we still have ISIS. Men couldn’t save the world. I guess we can try a decade of a female superhero but I’ve got some news for us all. She isn’t going to save the world. Being female is no better than being male. Both, male and female, are human, and fallen, and not able to save the world and themselves. They need God. But, you know, Wonder Woman, give it your best shot. You play Jesus for this year and we’ll see how it turns out.

And now if you’ll excuse me, I will go save my own house, Single Handedly! from disaster! Just kidding. I will make all my children help me. Because I can’t do things like that on my own.

Anne Kennedy, Patheos 7 Comments [6/28/2017 1:41:51 PM]
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Quote# 128593

Aren't fakecels just proof that it's over and more normies will join the sub when they see attractive males without girls

Seeing fakecels like dontcomplain1, gambler, zyrros, knaijjd, iamhopeless etc is just proof how hypergamy is out of control when they can't get laid.

It makes me question my existence how I can have a chance when they struggle so hard.

This is a brutal pill to swallow

I think more normies will wake up and swallow the blackpills that they have no chance and hypergamy is out of control

gloobalo, /r/incels 14 Comments [6/28/2017 2:37:06 AM]
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Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep

Quote# 128637

(On a guy, Tate, intentionally ramming, a newly erected statue of the ten commandments on public property)

Uh, Tate is a born-again christian.


Is he now? He goes out of his way to hinder the teaching of said religion by destroying landmarks that promote said teachings. Thats not very Christian.

It's be like clamming your a member of ISIS and proceeding to make yummy BLTs for people during a pride March, for free.

BulkyZ, Ars Technica 2 Comments [6/29/2017 1:11:55 AM]
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Submitted By: zyr

Alternative History of Religion Award

You fail theology forever.

Quote# 128624

May I just say a few things:
1) Bertrand Russell was an egregious liar when he said Marxism was a “Christian heresy”, since it is quintessentially Jewish, as even rabbis assert.

2) As a Christian, I think Dawkins’ description of the bloodthirsty deity of the Judeo-Islamic Old Testament is correct, because Yahweh/Yareah is actually Kali/Shiva, as Christians will one day discover.

3) Only Judaism and its proxy branch Islam are “Abrahamic”. Christianity begins with Christ & the New Testament, Christ & the New Covenant, and the compassionate Heavenly Father of whom Christ teaches. When Marcion, the First Protestant, compiled the First New Testament from the writings of the Apostles available in 140 AD, gaining a vast following by teaching that the Moon Deity Yahweh of the Old Testament was not the same as the Heavenly Father of whom Christ taught, he was denounced as a heretic by the Jewish-established Catholic church based in Rome and Alexandria, who destroyed his writings and replaced his New Testament canon with their own.

4) Dawkins is wrong: I am not descended from a fish!

Bramble, The Occidental Observer 4 Comments [6/28/2017 9:37:23 PM]
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Quote# 128621

Terror for Jesus: A gun-toting, evolution-denying, Bible-thumping, Christian extremist is threatening atheists in Tennessee.

Long time Christian activist Pastor June Griffin of the American Bible Protestant Church is making “subtle and not-so-subtle threats” against atheists and other freethinkers behind a new statue of legendary lawyer and rationalist Clarence Darrow.

The statue is set to be dedicated on Friday, July 14, in front of the site of the historic Scopes evolution trial: the Rhea County Courthouse in Dayton, Tennessee.

Declaring that “an atheist is not on an equal footing with the Christian,” Griffin told WRCB that she is not happy with new statue, and suggested that she and others would take the law into their own hands if the statue goes up as planned.

During the interview Griffin said:

"All history proves the existence of God and Evolution is a joke for any thinking person. This is a very serious matter, the courthouse is a sacred place, you don’t turn it into a theater.

Well I know God is real and he’s not pleased with this. You can come in here with all kinds of French opinions of this, that and the other but this is not France and we don’t run on opinions and an atheist is not on an equal footing with the Christian.

You (commissioners) have betrayed the people of this county, you have betrayed them. There are people that live on the outskirts and they don’t make appointments with Channel 3, they just do things and I’ve heard talk of ‘well there’s always spray paint.’"

Griffin is vehement in her opposition to the Darrow statue. In addition to her interview with WRCB, Griffin also made some outrageous and concerning social media posts. On her Facebook page Griffins uses Psalm 149 to threaten atheists and other freethinkers: writing:

"(The non-prophet American humanist association and the non-prophet freedom from religion outfits think they are going to waltz into Rhea County and have all the Christians smile and love them. Here’s news for you: Christians don’t cowtow to the enemies of God. The God of David, Oliver Cromwell, George Washington and Wm. Gannaway Brownlow lives. You will get a nice surprise when you dare to step on sacred grounds of OUR Courthouse. You might bully your way around with our County’s advisor (we have no County Attorney),the historical society, the DA, and the Commission who are afraid of you, but I am not afraid of you. You are worse than devils; the 'devils fear and tremble,' but you have no fear of God. You come with your high-minded corruption and your boasted freedom but you will be brought to nothing when we get through with you. You come to us in the name of theatrical equality lawyers, but we come to you in the Name of the LORD OF HOSTS. The County property owners control this House – not you.Our God will bring upon your worst fear. This is not a threat – it is a Promise. Psalm 149. from a Christian saint. June Griffin. For God and Country.)"

Note: Psalm 149 is in part a call for the faithful to destroy the enemies of the Lord –

"May the praise of God be in their mouths
and a double-edged sword in their hands,
to inflict vengeance on the nations
and punishment on the peoples,
to bind their kings with fetters,
their nobles with shackles of iron,
to carry out the sentence written against them—
this is the glory of all his faithful people.
Praise the Lord."

In addition to the above post, Griffin made other statements on her Facebook page suggesting violence was a legitimate option in her opposition to the statue that is being promoted by atheists and other freethinkers.

Also, Griffin told a local paper that she wanted to meet the sponsors of the statue without lawyers, suggesting a violent confrontation may be necessary if the atheists and freethinkers did not see the light. The following is an excerpt from the exchange:

"'No lawyers,' she said, 'only personal confrontation. Engage them in the debate right there.'

If not that, she said, the humanists should have to defend themselves in court, without lawyers, who she says feed on taxpayer money and have no concern for people’s rights.

And barring that, Griffin suggests the association form its own militia.

'If worst comes to worst, I will challenge them to meet us in their uniforms at King’s Mountain, just like John Sevier did, and we’ll settle it over there,' Griffin said.

During the American Revolutionary War, Sevier led patriots to battle against loyalist militias in South Carolina."

Writing for Friendly Atheist, Hemant Mehta spoke with Griffin about her subtle and not so subtle threats. However, despite being pressed, Griffin refused to say whether or not she would engage in violence to protest the Clarence Darrow statue.

June Griffin, Patheos 12 Comments [6/28/2017 1:54:03 PM]
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Quote# 128598

In response to another group member, who wrote: "I also know some gays who say they were born that way."

I remember many gays on this board that said the same thing.

I always tells them: God wouldn't bore someone to be gay, anymore than he would bore someone to be a murderer, rapist, thief, prostitute, adulterer, idolater, etc...

Too many times people try to blame God for all the bad things going on in this world, but it is mankind that is causing most of problems.

James 1:13-15

Let no one say when he is tempted, “I am being tempted by God,” for God cannot be tempted with evil, and he himself tempts no one. But each person is tempted when he is lured and enticed by his own desire. Then desire when it has conceived gives birth to sin, and sin when it is fully grown brings forth death.

John 3:19

And this is the judgment: the light has come into the world, and people loved the darkness rather than the light because their works were evil.

All things that are good are from God.
"Every good and perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of the heavenly lights, who does not change like shifting shadows" (James 1:17).

Sandy

dlo_3us2001, Realabortiondebate 6 Comments [6/28/2017 1:27:35 PM]
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Quote# 128625

This video is an examination of some of the most well-known magicians in the world like David Copperfield, Dynamo, Criss Angel, David Blaine, Mike Super ....

The video examines many of their tricks. These acts are impossible for a human being to perform without the assistance of jinns. The video also shows overwhelming evidence that connects many different "magicians" to demons. The video proves that these "magicians" are really sorcerers who use demonic power to perform their "tricks".

The magicians make a deal with demons, they are assisted by jinns for their tricks, but in exchange, they become the slaves of these jins, they lose their soul and are fated to hell in the hereafter.

I am not the author of this video, I agree with all what is said except the parts about Jesus. I believe that Jesus was a genuine prophet, but I do not believe that he was divine. I also believe that the bible of today is not the one that God has given to Jesus as a prophet but is a forged book written by Satan.

The Bible contains many truths and prophecies, the devil mixes truths with lies in order to better deceive the people, the devil has to make you believe that his writtings are genuine in order to get you believe in the rest, the biggest lie: the fact that Jesus is God or the son of God, such a belief is the gravest sin which can be made, because it makes those who worship Jesus as a God, or as an intermediary of God, associators and idolworshipers, which makes them disobey to the 1st commandment: you shall not worship another God than me

The Hidden Truth, youtube 4 Comments [6/28/2017 9:37:30 PM]
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Quote# 128615

An 80-year-old Buddhist woman forced the evacuation of 150 passengers on a Shanghai flight when she threw a handful of coins into the engine of the plane as she “prayed for safety.”

Throwing coins for good luck is common in Buddhism, but it is mostly directed at temples, statues, ponds, and wells. This time, one of the coins (worth 1.7 yuan… or 25 cents in the U.S.) hit the engine and caused the flight to be delayed for several hours.

The woman, only identified as Qiu, was taken away for questioning by police.

“After an investigation the involved passenger, surnamed Qiu, said she threw the coins to pray for safety. According to Qiu’s neighbour, Qiu believes in Buddhism.”

Qiu, Patheos 8 Comments [6/28/2017 1:49:05 PM]
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First Reformed Church of Portage, 22 Words 1 Comments [6/29/2017 1:11:23 AM]
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Quote# 128601

I do not need to prop up the blindingly obvious truth that our conscious self awareness is not an accidental unintended by product of unguided molecular activity from the debris of an exploded star. Just trying to share the truth of our God given spiritual nature.

Alan Burns, Religion and Ethics 5 Comments [6/28/2017 1:29:30 PM]
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Submitted By: Nearly Sane

Quote# 128617

Discrimination against gay people simply does not exist. To say otherwise is disingenuous at best and misleading at worst.

David and Jason Benham, Charisma News 10 Comments [6/28/2017 1:50:57 PM]
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