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Quote# 585

Athiest's praise and worship themselves. Evolutionist praise and worship Darwin, and evolution.

abkn, Rapture Ready 14 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 23216

Why have the members of the churches not grown? It is because the members as lambs did not receive the rich pure milk from the true mother church, but received some diluted, adulterated milk, and therefore now, cannot digest, assimilate, strong meat when it is fed to them to make spiritual growth. The reason the lambs were not fed the pure and sincere milk was because another mother, a false mother church took the place of the real mother church, the mother church that Christ has already called, chosen, tested and proven to be the mother church in its early New Testament days with its deeply converted leadership, and who were fed by the chief shepherd under the direction of the Father.

YOU59, YOU59 homepage 44 Comments [4/6/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: PhoenixUltima
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Quote# 75768

The US Census says there are only .7% of the US population that are non-believers. I take issue with that claim. 12% of the population are far-left liberal progressive idiots. So that makes it 12.7% non-believers, because anybody who visciously attacks somebody orally or phylically is a non-believer. Most were born during the 50,60,70 and 80's. Very little parent guidance and very little religous training. Only time they were in church was for a wedding or funeral. Some for free food. Having never read either the Koran or the Bible, I don't understand how they can have a view on the subject. That's like telling everybody how to do or how good *** is, when you have never had any. These people need to be pitied. They are the mob. Not the gang type either. They always follow a leader. They don't care or want to know who or what the leader stands for; they just got to follow a leader. Because, following a leader allows them to excuse themselves from knowledge.

nmrabbit, CNSNews 48 Comments [9/3/2010 3:56:00 AM]
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Quote# 75783

Alot of people find homosexuality unnatural and gross. How are the people who believe this any less entitled to their opinion than those who find it hip and cool? Tolerance is a two way street. And if you want to come on here preatching tolerance, maybe we should start talking about tolerance for people who um, want to be with animals too lol Let people believe what they want to believe, and stop throwing around the intolerance card, you call people who dont support your views of homosexuality intolerant but what does it say about "you" when you are as intolerant of their views as they are of yours. Something to consiter.

symach, GameFAQs 45 Comments [9/2/2010 11:14:00 PM]
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Quote# 75774

(about fast food and strip clubs near Ground Zero)
Those are staples of America you stupid fucking liberal anti-American piece of shit. A mosque is not although you liberals are trying to make it that way. Go live over there since you like their way of life. I hope you die in the next attacks. What a piece of shit!

Cash, Villagevoice.com 42 Comments [9/2/2010 11:10:25 PM]
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Quote# 75767

We are either going to go down the socialist road and become like western Europe and create, I guess really a godless society, an atheist society. Or we're going to continue down the other pathway where we believe in freedom of speech, individual liberties and that we remain a Christian nation. So we're going to have to win that battle, we're going to have to solve that argument before we can once again reach across and work together on things.

Rep. John Fleming (R-LA), Talking Points Memo 47 Comments [9/3/2010 3:55:19 AM]
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Quote# 16447

I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!

Linda, Good news prayer room 354 Comments [10/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 54743

I've often imagined a Puritan utopia if there were no separation, and the church was our state.
Our two-party system could become the Catholics and the Protestants who could impose laws not unlike the following:
Performing or receiving an abortion would be a capital offense with no exceptions, while prayer in public schools would be mandatory, and intelligent design would be taught as a science. Gay marriage would never be uttered, and being actively gay in itself would be a crime. Possessing a copy of Playboy would be the equivalent to a minor drug offense, whereas owning hardcore pornography would be in line with heroin possession, and R-rated movies would be a thing of the past. Premarital sex and cohabitation of unmarried couples would be unlawful. A governmental agency called the SEA (Sexual Enforcement Agency) could be created to assure that the strict new laws of the bedroom and entertainment industry be enforced. The two parties could debate Biblical implications when setting policies on issues such as birth control and appropriate dress for women, as well as which books and music CDs should be burned.
Now my question to all the devout Christians who would love this hypothetical scenario is: what would be the result? Would hurricanes and earthquakes end? Would our summers be filled with days that are perfectly sunny and 74 degrees, with gentle evening rains? Would our hospitals empty because our nation's people would be blessed with nothing but great health? Would the economy flourish with a 100% living wage employment rate? Would criminals simply lose the urge to break the law?
I have heard that gays and feminists caused tragedies like September 11th, and Hurricane Katrina. But, what would happen if our nation fully and completely adhered to God's Laws?
I'd like to know.

Paul S, TTLG Community Chat 90 Comments [12/22/2008 5:03:54 PM]
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Submitted By: RavynousHunter
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Quote# 7691

[Replying to a guy saying all he can do is pray for people during Hurricane Katrina]

ALL you can do is PRAY?!

Why that is the MOST, BEST AND HIGHEST THING we can do. Hallelujah!!! Praise the LORD we can PRAY!

Leuretha, Rapture Ready 27 Comments [8/30/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 73342

Twenty years ago, I attended an “open house” at my daughters school. One of the subjects discussed was a lesson plan called “ free to be you and me” which taught that homosexuals were normal.

I stood up and said “ Why is it that homosexuals have a much higher rate of suicide than heterosexuals? Why is it that alcoholism is rampant in homosexuals? Why is it that the average life span is so much lower than heterosexuals?

Could it be because homosexuals have sexual intercourse with, lick, suck and eat human $hit?

I got thrown out, but the curriculum was not adopted ;-)

stephenjohnbanker, Free Republic 153 Comments [6/1/2010 7:04:49 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 12938

[Pete expresses his outrage at a pro-abortion article that he read on <a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33680?issue=4227&special=1999">THE ONION</a>]

To sum it up, Miss Weber said:

"I realize there are people who will criticize me, calling me selfish and immature because I took "the easy way out." I realize there are those who will condemn me to hell for what I'm about to do. Well, I don't care what they say: It's worth it for all the fun and laughs I'm going to have at the clinic. So listen up, world: I'm pro-abortion... and I love it! See you at my post-abortion party, everybody!"

Miss Weber, you have killed your child, which you admit is a baby/human being, intentionally. That does make you an admitted murderer. I'm not going to "condemn you to hell", I'm going to pray for your forgiveness and for the suffering which you will endure when you realize what you have done. Every baby you see from that moment on is going to wake you up to the realization that you killed your child.

Pete, March Together For Life 57 Comments [7/11/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8255

One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it. [emphasis added]

awesomestnerd, SmashBoards 425 Comments [11/7/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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The World Should Change Because I Say It Should

If anyone wants to argue if this guy was not an eco-fundie, email Bite.Me@fstdt.net and your complaints will be addressed appropriately.

Quote# 75903

The Discovery Channel MUST broadcast to the world their commitment to save the planet and to do the following IMMEDIATELY:
1. The Discovery Channel and it's affiliate channels MUST have daily television programs at prime time slots based on Daniel Quinn's "My Ishmael" pages 207-212 where solutions to save the planet would be done in the same way as the Industrial Revolution was done, by people building on each other's inventive ideas. Focus must be given on how people can live WITHOUT giving birth to more filthy human children since those new additions continue pollution and are pollution. A game show format contest would be in order. Perhaps also forums of leading scientists who understand and agree with the Malthus-Darwin science and the problem of human overpopulation. Do both. Do all until something WORKS and the natural world starts improving and human civilization building STOPS and is reversed! MAKE IT INTERESTING SO PEOPLE WATCH AND APPLY SOLUTIONS!!!!

2. All programs on Discovery Health-TLC must stop encouraging the birth of any more parasitic human infants and the false heroics behind those actions. In those programs' places, programs encouraging human sterilization and infertility must be pushed. All former pro-birth programs must now push in the direction of stopping human birth, not encouraging it.

3. All programs promoting War and the technology behind those must cease. There is no sense in advertising weapons of mass-destruction anymore. Instead, talk about ways to disassemble civilization and concentrate the message in finding SOLUTIONS to solving global military mechanized conflict. Again, solutions solutions instead of just repeating the same old wars with newer weapons. Also, keep out the fraudulent peace movements. They are liars and fakes and had no real intention of ending the wars. ALL OF THEM ARE FAKE! On one hand, they claim they want the wars to end, on the other, they are demanding the human population increase. World War II had 2 Billion humans and after that war, the people decided that tripling the population would assure peace. WTF??? STUPIDITY! MORE HUMANS EQUALS MORE WAR!

4. Civilization must be exposed for the filth it is. That, and all its disgusting religious-cultural roots and greed. Broadcast this message until the pollution in the planet is reversed and the human population goes down! This is your obligation. If you think it isn't, then get hell off the planet! Breathe Oil! It is the moral obligation of everyone living otherwise what good are they??

5. Immigration: Programs must be developed to find solutions to stopping ALL immigration pollution and the anchor baby filth that follows that. Find solutions to stopping it. Call for people in the world to develop solutions to stop it completely and permanently. Find solutions FOR these countries so they stop sending their breeding populations to the US and the world to seek jobs and therefore breed more unwanted pollution babies. FIND SOLUTIONS FOR THEM TO STOP THEIR HUMAN GROWTH AND THE EXPORTATION OF THAT DISGUSTING FILTH! (The first world is feeding the population growth of the Third World and those human families are going to where the food is! They must stop procreating new humans looking for nonexistant jobs!)

6. Find solutions for Global Warming, Automotive pollution, International Trade, factory pollution, and the whole blasted human economy. Find ways so that people don't build more housing pollution which destroys the environment to make way for more human filth! Find solutions so that people stop breeding as well as stopping using Oil in order to REVERSE Global warming and the destruction of the planet!

7. Develop shows that mention the Malthusian sciences about how food production leads to the overpopulation of the Human race. Talk about Evolution. Talk about Malthus and Darwin until it sinks into the stupid people's brains until they get it!!

8. Saving the Planet means saving what's left of the non-human Wildlife by decreasing the Human population. That means stopping the human race from breeding any more disgusting human babies! You're the media, you can reach enough people. It's your resposibility because you reach so many minds!!!

9. Develop shows that will correct and dismantle the dangerous US world economy. Find solutions for their disasterous Ponzi-Casino economy before they take the world to another nuclear war.

10. Stop all shows glorifying human birthing on all your channels and on TLC. Stop Future Weapons shows or replace the dialogue condemning the people behind these developments so that the shows become exposes rather than advertisements of Arms sales and development!

11. You're also going to find solutions for unemployment and housing. All these unemployed people makes me think the US is headed toward more war.

Humans are the most destructive, filthy, pollutive creatures around and are wrecking what's left of the planet with their false morals and breeding culture.

For every human born, ACRES of wildlife forests must be turned into farmland in order to feed that new addition over the course of 60 to 100 YEARS of that new human's lifespan! THIS IS AT THE EXPENSE OF THE FOREST CREATURES!!!! All human procreation and farming must cease!

It is the responsiblity of everyone to preserve the planet they live on by not breeding any more children who will continue their filthy practices. Children represent FUTURE catastrophic pollution whereas their parents are current pollution. NO MORE BABIES! Population growth is a real crisis. Even one child born in the US will use 30 to a thousand times more resources than a Third World child. It's like a couple are having 30 babies even though it's just one! If the US goes in this direction maybe other countries will too!

Also, war must be halted. Not because it's morally wrong, but because of the catastrophic environmental damage modern weapons cause to other creatures. FIND SOLUTIONS JUST LIKE THE BOOK SAYS! Humans are supposed to be inventive. INVENT, DAMN YOU!!

The world needs TV shows that DEVELOP solutions to the problems that humans are causing, not stupify the people into destroying the world. Not encouraging them to breed more environmentally harmful humans.

Saving the environment and the remaning species diversity of the planet is now your mindset. Nothing is more important than saving them. The Lions, Tigers, Giraffes, Elephants, Froggies, Turtles, Apes, Raccoons, Beetles, Ants, Sharks, Bears, and, of course, the Squirrels.

The humans? The planet does not need humans.

You MUST KNOW the human population is behind all the pollution and problems in the world, and YET you encourage the exact opposite instead of discouraging human growth and procreation. Surely you MUST ALREADY KNOW this!

I want Discovery Communications to broadcast on their channels to the world their new program lineup and I want proof they are doing so. I want the new shows started by asking the public for inventive solution ideas to save the planet and the remaining wildlife on it.

These are the demands and sayings of Lee.

James J. Lee, http://savetheplanetprotest.com/ 81 Comments [9/2/2010 9:19:11 AM]
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Submitted By: Locke
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Quote# 15495

No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. Atheists have the greatest "cover" of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims.

Trinidad and Tobago, CARM 517 Comments [10/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 75751



A, Wyatt Mann, White Aryan Resistance 72 Comments [9/2/2010 7:22:39 AM]
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Submitted By: WickedWitch
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Quote# 1914

I like the analogy of myself to a hurricane.

jpholding, Christian Website Talk! 18 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 3705

Can anyone tell this is a pet peeve of mine? My sister-in-law is a wonderful and decent loving person who drives me crazy with superstitions. I have friends that will do anything for you... but if one superstition rears it's ugly head, they are hiding and running form 'curses' and junk, living in bondage to fear and rules. Superstition keeps people in fear and chained to do's and don'ts that accomplish and profit nothing but servitude to ignorance.

Elizabeth_S, Rapture Ready 11 Comments [8/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12834

lol lol lol. WOW!!!!!!!! I am so happy that I came to a site where everyone knows everything. Yes, it has been 200 years since Christ was here. So you think since it hasn't happened yet that it will not happen?? Everyone here seems to be looking for flaws in Christianity and to find something to point out and jump up and down about. I guess your "no God" thing is the answer. Well then count me in, we should all get together and burn bibles together!!!! NO WAY HOLMES!!!!!!! Look at current events, Jerusalem, HOLYLAND............Jesus will return as a saviour, hmmmmmm...................Jerusalem is on the brink of yet another holy war. hmmmmmm........................ Look at the weather, last winter here in Ohio we had 60 degree days last winter when it was supposed to be 20 degrees.....hmmmmm.......tsunamis...................Louisianna hurricane????????....................Things aren't the same anymore people. Don't tell me el~nino, RIGHT!!!!!!!!! He will return. The apocolypse..................what will you do??? Seek him now while you still can.

Godisreal, Why Won't God Heal Amputees 30 Comments [7/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 59095

[Two TV stations refused an American Family Association documentary about Christians being "silenced" regarding homosexuality.]

Hey....people...!!! This story is not about the AFA, but..it's about the Homosexual Agenda and the Homosexuals trying to silence believers in Christ!! They should be called Homo-Fascists for all the harm they've done to this nation, and it's time to shut them down!!!!!

dgnymn, The Christian Post article comments 59 Comments [2/19/2009 2:08:45 AM]
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Submitted By: GreenEyedLilo
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Quote# 21593

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Sjf4ELVeX8" target="_blank">Crazy end-times group's prophecy, that nuclear war would start on 9-12-2006.</a>

Yisrael Hawkins, Youtube 27 Comments [3/4/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 75691

I Really Don’t Understand Gay People, Do They Not Know God Is Perfect, He Would Not Create Something Imperfect As A Gay Person.

I Know There’s People Probably Saying Well He Continues To Allow Imperfect People To Be Born, But It Is Our Duty To Make The Right Choices. To Be Honest What Good Is There In Gay People. There Isn’t Any.

* Gays Increase Bullying
* Gays Create More Confused Children
* Gays Decrease Our Population
* Gays Increase Aids

I Know People Are Gonna Have a Whole Bunch Of Blah Blah Blah To Say But Whatever Its My Opinion.


astoldbymyeesha, tumblr 80 Comments [8/30/2010 3:01:56 PM]
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Quote# 75749

the only way you can say you were born gay is if you connect that with the fact that we are born sinners. It isnt a genetics problem, Its a sin problem. A spirit comes with this particular sin and its not something you just cant control. I too was in this lifestyle for many years and now that I have turned back to the Lord I am done with it. Its not just some daily sacrifice and its not a battle to stay straight! It is NO LONGER AN ISSUE!! Praise the Lord!

Joy Renuard-Montgomery, Facebook: Protect Marriage: One Man, One Woman 38 Comments [9/2/2010 7:08:22 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 51460

[In the middle of a 125 word post on a forum about MUD programming, someone utters the following:]

'[...] without the generic, "Christ, I'm tired of this" trademark of the overtaxed builder.'

[In response, the following:]

I cannot believe this. You just broke one of The Commandments in your post. I will tell you what I just heard you say, "I do not care who I offend. I do not care about details. I do not care about the importance of maintaining my own integrity in a simple message board post." I think you have done yourself a huge disservice by introducing yourself to the mudding public by trampling on the believes of the Christians among us. Maybe you do not follow the laws of God. Maybe you follow some other religious ideals. Maybe you just do not care at all. But I am offended. What it tells me is that you do not care about other people or respect their beliefs. And after that remark I would not let you instawiz on my mud. It may give others pause also. I do not know. I hope you take this commentary to heart and consider your comments more carefully in the future. I hope you find what you are looking for.

detah, LPMuds 35 Comments [11/5/2008 6:39:27 PM]
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Quote# 75758

To be sure, the rally held two blocks from the World Trade Center was not a decisive defeat of the enemy like that dealt by the storied British “Desert Rats” to Hitler’s Afrika Korps in November 1942. But there was something pivotal about the fact that throngs of ordinary Americans – many of them family or friends of those who died on 9/11 – had come together to stand for hours in an intermittent rain not just to contest the construction of a megamosque at a wholly inappropriate location, but in informed opposition to the impetus behind that mosque: shariah. …

God-fearing Americans need to be informing themselves on the implications of the movement of those practicing taqqiya and stealth jihad. And, most importantly God-fearing Americans need to be humbling themselves and seeking His face and remembering their God and all that He has done for us in this land of so much abundance, grace,mercy and Truth.


Bill Johnson, www.americandecency.org 48 Comments [9/2/2010 7:24:44 AM]
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Submitted By: BlowFly
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Quote# 71485

Note: This is from a website of quotes from customer service people and the stupidity they have to deal with on a regular basis

I work in a clinic where we test drugs on people. Upon check-in, we confiscate any items that could disrupt the study. I’m returning a pair of ankle weights to a participant; we had to remove them so he wouldn’t work out during the study.)

Me: “Here are your items.” *hands him ankle weights*

Participant: “Can I put them on now?”

Me: “Sure.”

Participant: *sits down and straps on weights* “You know why I wear these?”

Me: “…to build muscle?”

Participant: “So I don’t get the bends when the rapture comes!”


Participant, Not Always Right 54 Comments [3/15/2010 1:23:28 PM]
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Submitted By: Marc
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