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Quote# 30666

I would not be surprised by that. Homosexuals also find little boys attractive, animals attractive, their brothers attractive, and polls attractive, and bathroom stalls attractive. As Dogs, they are driven by their lust into sick depravity.


revdaneeidson, CARM 31 Comments [10/31/2007 12:27:45 PM]
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Quote# 10654

But tell me this do all straight people who have unprotected sex get AIDs? No they don't.

Do all homosexuals who have unprotected sex get AIDs? Yes they do.

You failed proving anything. Try again.

K', Myspace.com 45 Comments [4/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 35938

[When asked: Do you know of any examples where a few slaps have saved a marriage a created a happy home?]

First of all, you have to look at all the possible choices you have with a wife who neglects the kids, no meals after you come from work etc...
1) Divorce her
2) Stick with her
3) Hit her

[...] I would pick 3rd because this can avoid the divorce and also being with her won't be so bad. But again, I can't emphasise enough that this is in extreme cases; when confronting her and when giving her "incentives" to act her part. If this fails, you are left with 2 of the 3 worst choices.

[...] my parents have both hit me and I love them unconditionally, alhumdillah. And I sometimes feel good that my mother "knocked" some sense into me. I know the relationship between spouse and parents and children are different but I can't believe that love simply cannot exist after you hit your wife.

Raza, Counsil of Ex Muslims 45 Comments [3/8/2008 4:34:41 AM]
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Submitted By: Phedippedes
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Quote# 64332

(I always wonder why Christians don't pray for a cure for malaria or an end to earthquakes. Maybe they're just selfish bastards who don't give a damn for anyone but themselves?)

Maybe non-Christians are the selfish bastards because they refuse to ask God to cure malaria and end earthquakes.

rhutchin, FRDB 37 Comments [7/31/2009 3:17:58 PM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 24449

Actually, no one should drink alcohol for pleasure at all.

Bro. Randy, Teen-4-Christ 54 Comments [4/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 5825

As for wife beating,this site presents 2 opinions one that say its allowed and the other say its not.I tend to agree with the one that allows it. Before anyone starts by saying 'where is the equality' and such i want to tell you that the Prophet NEVER hitt a women during his entire life.

Pharaoh, Internet Infidels 9 Comments [1/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 3030

How can you deny that as recently as '79, the public school biology text books actually taught that the 'piltdown man' was a 'missing link'? Even the Church of Scientology today still teaches this to be fact!

look, Christian Forums 8 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 46399

America is a Christian Nation. With the exception of some prankster (probably Jefferson, or maybe the Frenchified pervert Benjamin Franklin) having fun with the Treaty of Tripoli, all founding documents support the notion that America is a Christian Nation.

attendingtheworld, calvinists4conservatism 16 Comments [8/31/2008 7:18:28 PM]
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Submitted By: doomie 22
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Quote# 67373

If I go into a grocery store and want to choose a good apple I can pick it up and look at it but I can't take a bite out of it then put it back. Having sex before marriage is taking a bite out of the apple before committing to it (buying it), leaving it for the next person. If I have sex with someone before marriage, I am likely having sex with someone else's future wife. I've been there.

David MacDonald, Catholic Bridge 71 Comments [11/10/2009 1:21:30 PM]
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Quote# 4621

Let me first say that I don't condone the genocide American Indians. I think it was a very bad thing that it happened and a very sad chapter in our history. But maybe for the good of the entire world, it had to be... This is the reason God told the Isralites to anaihlate the people living in the promised land because if they didn't, they would end up adopting their pagan religion. If the USA had adopted at its birth a hybrid Christian-Native American religion, do you still think we would have become a great nation?

J100, Rapture Ready 9 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8274

Actually, reality proves evolution a hoax more than anything else. All one has to do is go to a zoo to see what apes breed. And they have bred that way since the beginning of recorded history. That's why Jesus said to have the faith of a child. A child doesn't analyze, twist, or distort. He also doesn't rely on science to see reality, but mere observation.

Heidi, 123 Christian Forums 17 Comments [11/9/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 56100

There is no other book, ancient or modern, like [the bible]. The vague, and usually erroneous, prophecies of people like Jeanne Dixon, Nostradamus, Edgar Cayce, and others like them are not in the same category at all, and neither are other religious books such as the Koran, the Confucian Analects, and similar religious writings. Only the Bible manifests this remarkable prophetic evidence, and it does so on such a tremendous scale as to render completely absurd any explanation other than divine revelation.

Christian Answers, Christian Answers 23 Comments [1/19/2009 1:34:29 AM]
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Submitted By: Mithcoriel
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Quote# 1137

God created out of nothing..in Hebrew "ex-nihilo"...calling out of nothing

Entertaining_Angel, POD Warrior Forum 7 Comments [10/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 71369

I can guarantee that if the faggots start joining the Military without hiding themselves, the weenies in command will bow down to their demands of this and that, and the demands will increase to the point that discipline will be 100 percent out the window. I can see the new training for warriors:

Seminars on living with an alternate lifestyle metrosexual warrior as your barracksmate.

Wolf Counsel, FC 38 Comments [3/9/2010 1:17:36 PM]
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Quote# 26824

[Christians are all evil and horrible. They should surely all be put to death. How do I know? It says so in the book of Atheism. And the book of Atheism is the true infallible word of the living Atheism. So fuck you too!!!]

I knew you atheists were just out to destroy us Christians. Thanks for admitting that, you evil person.

ultranordic, YouTube 25 Comments [6/30/2007 2:07:42 PM]
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Submitted By: Øyvind
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Quote# 13338

UPDATE: The video for this quote can be found <a href="http://www.yikers.com/video_ann_coulter_calls_clinton_a_homosexual.html">here</a>.

[Part of a larger transcript wherein she argues that Bill Clinton is gay because he had a lot of heterosexual sex.]

Well, there is something narcissistic about homosexuality. Right? Because you’re in love with someone who looks like you. I’m not breaking new territory here, why are you looking at me like that?

Ann Coulter, Wonkette 62 Comments [7/26/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Sierra
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Quote# 47574

[I am a Christian and this is complete bullshit...You really need to tell whatever cult you are in to shove it.]


You call yourself a christian. You won't even stand up for a brother in Christ.

Christians like you give us the bad rap. Rapture is coming soon....Are you ready?

Jesus was bold, Peter was bold, Paul was bold, I guess you are not bold to stand up for your faith like I'm doing.

KingKakashi(LoneWolf1984), narutomania 39 Comments [9/14/2008 9:43:43 AM]
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Quote# 71426

I believe, as we stand on the abyss tonight, that those Americans who are want to turn to God for answers that this is a time to be doing that. To ask for his help, supernaturally, so that we don't make this fatal step pushing our nation into socialized medicine.

Congressman Todd Akin (R), CSPAN, House Session 65 Comments [3/9/2010 1:21:50 PM]
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Quote# 18837

SIN affects the way one thinks, SIN is the motive for the way that Darwin’s nodding dog thinks, the father of all lies.

The deceitful pen of shrewd men shall be put to shame; they shall be dismayed and taken; behold, they have rejected the word of the LORD, so what knowledge is in them? None, For the time is coming when people will not endure sound teaching, but having itching ears, with their sinful itching ears they will turn away from listening to the truth and turn aside to the myths and lies of evolution.


Richard Dawkins and his blasphemy is hardly worthy of the distinction of the person of the year, there are others who art more worthy.

You are of your father the devil, and your will is to do your father's desires. He was a murderer from the beginning, and has nothing to do with the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks out of his own character, for he is a liar and the father of lies.

Billy, bbc.co.uk/blogs 34 Comments [1/1/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Robert Smith
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Quote# 1054

[Replying to a poster who said he thinks there's no hell and everyone goes back to God when they die]

What is your basis for this belief?

What evidence do you have for this?

lambslove, Christian Forums 8 Comments [10/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 38039

If Evolution Was Real... we probably wouldn't exist. Think about it. If there was no God...what would be the point of developing the wide variety of emotions that humans have? I mean, our emotions, a lot of times, don't lend well to the survival of our species. People are thinkers that can choose not to have children, have only a few, take a few years break in between having children, etc.

An animal that is able to reproduce will always do so if given the chance - even if reproduction always results in death for the mother, father, or both!

If humans thought like animals, we'd all have a baby every year with the first available person regardless of circumstances because survival of the species is most important.

Of course God commands us to be fruitful and multiply but...well, if our complex emotions actually decrease our productivity as a species...what's the point? To make us closer to God! God gave us the gift of emotion (not that animals don't have emotions, but not like humans of course) to make humans - made in His image - distinctly separate from the other creatures of the Earth. That's proof enough of God for me! PTL!

CraneFlight, Teens-4-Christ 38 Comments [4/22/2008 4:59:25 PM]
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Quote# 31032

well, if you know Bible history, Mary, the mother of Jesus was most likely fourteen when she conceived by the Holy Ghost

the age is not the problem so much as the lack of training for marriage and housekeeping duties is

the feminists want the females to dominate society and NOT be keepers at home

they want them to abort children and rule over men

this is the root that needs to chopped

we need to train our children from an early age to get married (if they wish) and stay that way, with the man as head

until this is taught, we will continue to have abortion, sodomy, murder, and a declining birthrate, not to mention total reliance upon the Beast government

apostledbm, Yahoo Groups 30 Comments [11/10/2007 12:43:12 PM]
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Quote# 52517

Hovind is behind bars not because his science is wrong, but because HE WAS EFFECTIVE. So they set him up and snagged him on a technicality under the rules of exemption for the corporate excise tax laws and sent him to prison. The jury was hand-picked and carefully prevented from actually reading the laws or getting any information about the right of jury nullification. Your tactic is called a smear, and you are the worst kind of deceiver. Plenty of good men are either dead or in prison because they were effective in their efforts to expose the lies of the NWO control freaks. Since you are a false accuser, it is YOU who should suffer the penalty of the one who is falsely accused. Vengeance is mine, I will repay saith the Lord.

cold fusion, PrisonPlanet 75 Comments [11/19/2008 7:26:10 PM]
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Submitted By: ozznova
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Quote# 48287

Question : For those who support prayer in our schools...?

Do you plan on adding one kind of prayer into our schools with God included in the prayer and have the prayer be said in English OR will you include all prayers of all religions? Would it be fair for Jewish, Muslim, Hindu, Buddhist, Atheist etc children to have to go to PUBLIC school, which they are required to go to by law and listen to a prayer or a say a prayer that they do not believe in or not allow them to say a prayer from their religion? Do you plan to include all types of prayers from every religion into the classroom?

Answer : i think they should have seperate schools. for kids of each religion. and the atheists can just go to hell. theyre gonna end up there anyway.

paul diamond, Yahoo Answers 53 Comments [9/28/2008 9:56:54 PM]
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Submitted By: J Arcenas
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Quote# 33076

Plants don't die. They wither and fade.

Death only applies to things created on day 5 and after, with the "breath of life".

lightwave, CARM 61 Comments [1/1/2008 9:32:23 PM]
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Submitted By: Promethean
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