The pagan religions that you mention here worship non existant gods. That means, they might as well be worshipping air.
But all they are are offshoots of Stans brand of worship.
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Excelsior, Titanic True Believer!
(Well, she did say Stan....)
Yes, personally I always liked that one decidedly non-pagan religion. The one about the man who was born to a godly father and a divine mother, who preached brotherly love and performed miracles, and was eventually executed by the officials in power who saw him as a threat but who later rose from the dead.
You know, Mithrasism.
My grandfather's name was Stan. He's dead now.
Bow down to me, rightful heiress to Stan's throne! (As long as the trademark on his brand hasn't expired.)
While Air is one of the four magical elements - along with Earth, Fire and Water - I wouldn't say we worship it.
"might as well be worshipping air."
I wish you lot would get there, air exists and is truly the life giver, or the Sun, or Water. Again nature based religions win over fables.
"It turns out that Darkness, Diabolo, Crab and Goyle’s dad was a vampire. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists with a razor. He had raped them and stuff before too. They all got so depressed that they became goffik and converted to Stanism."
Tara Gilesbie, My Immortal, Chapter 22
"But all they are are offshoots of Stans brand of worship."
As Blue the Thief is in b4 me with His Excelsior!ness, here's another Stan:
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Well, this is another fine mess you've gotten yourself into, Liz!
Maybe she's saying pagans are Chicago Blackhawks fans...
They worship Stan Mikita?
(Only other Stan I can think of right now....more of a Red Wings fan myself, so I guess I'd be a Steve worshipper if anything...lol)
I worship Stan...
and Ollie, too.
I'd say, judging by evidence, that all gods are non existant[sic]. Which, with your "logic" means all religious people worship air.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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