[A Christian wants to know if it's ok to play the lotto]
If you win a lottery, its from satan, not God. And satan's gifts always come with a string attached to get you to spend eternal damnation with him in hell.
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Hmmm... so, when you pay money to play the lottery, the money goes to the government, and when you win money from the lottery, you're getting money from Satan? Doesn't that mean that the government is Satan? So why are you fundies becoming more and more political!
No, you won't, because you still accept Jesus as your savior, thus absolving you of all your sins. Because a gambler is no more or less of a sinner than Nelson Mandela, the Pope, Gandhi, Hitler, or Charles Manson.
If it's fun and doesn't come from your church community, it's wrong.
So playing Bingo at the Knights of Columbus is okay?
Satan sounds like a nice guy, he always wants me around. Not like that bastard God, who hasn't shown his face since... since... Hey, has anyone seen God, like, ever?
Oh for FUCKS SAKE. When a fundie wins the lotto, they say "God made it so I would win". Now God doesn't like lotto? God, these fundies need to get their shit together, they seem to flip-flop like a suffocating fish.
Yes, the lottery is evil. If you win, you had better give me all the money, just to be on the safe side.
Every time I see a quote like this, all I can think of is that scene in Waterboy, where Bobby's Mom is sleeping...
"Devil, devil, devil, devil..."
@ Giga Guess -
Me, too! Also Bobby saying, "Mama, you think EVERYTHING'S the devil!" At least she finally came around at the end.
Unfortunately, if Sparkling G gets his/her way, the Christian community WILL have more money on average.
The State Lottery is basically a tax on stupidity, after all.
"And satan's gifts always come with a string attached to get you to spend eternal damnation with him in hell."
Uh right, so give your life completely to God and become his slave, then and only then will you recieve the gift of salvation, which is completely free.
"If you win a lottery, its from satan, not God. And satan's gifts always come with a string attached to get you to spend eternal damnation with him in hell."
So gambling = Satanic. Honesty. So refreshing in a fundie.
Therefore we'll hear no more of Pascal's Wager in perpetuity then. So that's one avenue of forcing your bullshit 'beliefs' closed to you.
And that's before I whip out Occam's Razor, to slit your doctrine up a treat...! >:D
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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