I can disprove evolution very simply it defies the second law of thermodynamics
Boooyaaaa!!!!
God Wins!
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This is bugging the fuck out of me.
WTF does "the entropy of an isolated system which is not in equilibrium will tend to increase over time, approaching a maximum value at equilibrium." have to do with evolution?
It a law of physics, it speaks to things trying to achieve equilibrium (transfer of heat). Again, WTF does it have to do with living organisms adapting to their environment???
From the same thread:
"Faith...is believing in something that cannot be proven....like evolution....and that Creationism is wrong.
You have your faith...and I have mine in that the Word of God is TRUE!"
Wrong. Evolution is proven.
I don't feel like submitting it, but anyone who wants to can pick out other such darndest things from this long, long thread and submit them - and there are a lot of them.
"I can disprove evolution very simply it defies the second law of thermodynamics
Boooyaaaa!!!!
God Wins!"
Wrong! Godwins are attempts to compare someone to Hitler or Naziism in some way -- oh, wait. My bad. Yours is a totally different stupid mistake. You still fail, though.
I suggest we create a new award for this sort of thing: the "Newtonian Fig Leaf" Award, or something like that, for trying to invoke Newtonian physics completely incorrectly and inappropriately to cover up utterly naked ignorance.
~David D.G.
Let's see, a lack of knowledge of elementary biology and basic physics. Add a dash of misunderstood theology and you get Aaron the Half Wit.
I enjoyed the "Boooyaaaa!!!!" because it was the only part that made any kind of sense.
@areid: "You would think they would at least READ the 2nd law of thermodynamics first..."
You would think so, yes. But if they can't be bothered to even read their own bible to provide substantiation for their fantasies, why would they pick up a science text and risk polluting their brains with facts?
But the Earth gains energy from an external source (that means is it is not isolated); Some sort of mysterious sphere of fusing Hydrogen, you know; hundreds of thousands of miles across, too bright to look at directly, orbits the Earth.
Oh wait, strike that last one: your craptitude at science seems to be infectious.
No, using big science-y words that you can't figure out anyway does not make you a scientist, nor does it make your opinion the truth.
I'm still holding out for a fundie saying "Evolution disproves Schroedinger's cat"
Quite aside from the fact that evolution doesn't violate the second law of thermodynamics, aren't we forgetting that, by definition, your god can violate any physical law and has repeatedly been alleged to have done so? Causality, conservation of mass energy, thermodynamics, I'm pretty sure the bible contains instances of breaking all of them.
How? In the begining, all matter was organized into a little dot and then popped out (gaining entropy). there is nothing to say that the formation of planets and organisms cannot be a result of entropy, nor does entropy have to increase without work, there is the chance of no increase.
I can disprove creationism very simply it defies the 3rd law of motion
See what I did? I took a theory that I disagree with and threw in a completely unrelated scientific principle!
I can be batsh*t stupid, too!
'second law of thermodynamics'
Like they know anything, their leaders have drilled this one into their head as "an Answer" no matter how many times it's explained to them they still think they're right....in 3-400 years this'll be in King James 2.1. in Genesis
If god sees everything, then he sees this quote, and if he has any sense at all, he'll add "saying "Booooyaaa!" in a theological discussion" to the list of unpardonable sins.
Spaghetti Bolognese.
Boooyaaa!!1!
Godwins? Where?
"Layin' the smackdown for Jesus."
"Dissin' evvie's for mah lord."
"IN YOUR FACE, SCIENCE!"
"Suck mah creationism!"
What's the best award-name for this?
I will freely admit that I dont know the laws of thermodynamics, however, I do understand the two terms, "thermo" and "dynamic" and hense I already knew what you were saying was crap.
Upon investigating what those laws really are, i can tell you are full of shit since as others have pointed out here, it has nothing to do with evolution you retard!
Sigh... Ilya Prigogine's dissipative structures, perhaps?
And I will NOT stoop down to your 'booya!' shit.
http://www.answersingenesis.org/home/area/faq/dont_use.asp
The 2nd Law of Thermodynamics began at the Fall.”
This law says that the entropy (“disorder”) of the universe increases over time, and some have thought that this was
the result of the Curse. However, disorder isn’t always harmful. An obvious example is digestion, breaking down large complex
food molecules into their simple building blocks. Another is friction, which turns ordered mechanical energy into disordered
heatotherwise Adam and Eve would have slipped as they walked with God in Eden! A less obvious example to laymen might
be the sun heating the earthto a physical chemist, heat transfer from a hot object to a cold one is the classic case of the Second
Law in action. Also, breathing is based on another classic Second Law process, gas moving from a high pressure to low pressure.
Finally, all beneficial processes in the world, including the development from embryo to adult, increase the overall disorder of the
universe, showing that the Second Law is not inherently a curse.
Death and suffering of nephesh animals before sin are contrary to the biblical framework above, as is suffering (or
“groaning in travail” [Rom. 8:2022]). It is more likely that God withdrew some of His sustaining power (Col.
1:1517) at the Fall so that the decay effect of the Second Law was no longer countered. See Did the 2nd Law begin at the Fall?
Boooyaaaaa!
AARON Fails!
You know something AARON - I'd love to see your working for that... (And get a count of how many crayons you ate)
If there was no sun, I think we'd all be worshipping God as the root cause of our sustinance.
Fortunately given there's no God, we don't have to worship the sun - even if going to the beach on a Sunday rocks hard!
And now, an important announcement from Morbo.
...
... We're sorry. Morbo appears to have lost his voice.
Morbo holds up sign: "THE SECOND LAW OF THERMODYNAMICS DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY."
Thank you, Morbo.
Sorry, AARON:
The Earth gets a certain amount of entropy from sunlight. About 15 times that amount goes back out into the universe again as the planet radiates heat and light.
The Earth is increasing the overall entropy of the universe. You can thank that for your being alive.
These days, all I hear from those kind of people are herp di derp de der de didelidum.
Part of me want to behave responsibly, and calmly explain their error to them, even though I know they wont listen.
But lately, the vast amounts of stupid those kind of people produce make it hard to concentrate long enough to hear their faulty arguments.
It all just fades out... "evolution is just a theory that hasnt even been de derp de herp herp de dumdelidur herp"
I can disprove Intelligent Design even more simply because it defies every law of common sense. And that's just for openers.
We have the evidence, we win.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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