christianity has a monopoly on marriage, it was created in the name of Christ. its not right that we see other cultures and religious denominations(including homosexuals) feel that they can control what happens with our birthright. satans claws go deep into our society
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Oh, this guy, eh? If he had half a brain, he would have paid attention in history class and known that marriage has existed millenia before christ. If he had quarter of a brain, he would have known that marriage existed in the old testament, also long before christ.
Even if you buy the argument that Christ pre-existed creation (as in John, oh that nutty John), this argument is STILL poor because Christ himself was never married.
Come to think of it, neither were most of those people that claimed to come in the name of God... Moses, Elijiah, all the prophets...
Wasn't it earlier that someone asked why prophets/prophetesses couldn't find a decent partner?
Seems to me that if God created marriage in the name of Christ, then all these prophets would have no trouble hooking up as they're clearly the fast ticket to heaven.
MK wrote: "Seems to me that if God created marriage in the name of Christ, then all these prophets would have no trouble hooking up as they're clearly the fast ticket to heaven."
Sure, but who wants to be married to a prophet? They're always wandering off, talking to bushes and rocks and stuff...
Also: What Hadanelith said.
E>>ven if you buy the argument that Christ pre-existed creation (as in John, oh that nutty John), this argument is STILL poor because Christ himself was never married.
Come to think of it, neither were most of those people that claimed to come in the name of God... Moses, Elijiah, all the prophets...<<
Nitpick: Moses was married, his wife is named as Zipporah (I believe).
But the lunacy of AngryNotice goes unchallenged nonetheless.
g-21-Ito -- The bible shows that Moses was married to only one wife, but curiously the bible also names his three, count 'em three, fathers-in-law. One has to wonder what kind of weird marriage that was.
Homosexuality a religion?, sorry man, are you saying that Buddists, moslems and Jewish, to cite a few, are not married?, what about those who had kids BEFORE Christ was born?
No, marriage was around long before Jesus was born, as your precious Holy Book is a testament to. There are marriages in the Old Testament too, ya know. The older societies, that were around before your god created the world, had marriage too.
Since when is homosexuality a religious denomination?
christianity has a monopoly
James Bond Monopoly. "Zelda" Monopoly. "Star Wars" Monopoly. Queen Monopoly. "The Walking Dead" Monopoly. "Game of Thrones" Monopoly. "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" Monopoly. Even a second edition of Hull Monopoly, to coincide with this being our year as City of Culture. So therefore a question:
Why isn't there a Christian Monopoly?
And since a certain SCOTUS decision, I'm afraid you're wrong . Oh, and a Gay -opoly exists.
Hasbro - certainly their legal team - is bigger than God. And when even Donald Fart's own equivalent failed, then a case of Go To Jail. Go Directly to Jail. Do Not Pass 'GO'. Do Not Collect £200.
“christianity has a monopoly on marriage,”
Yes, that’s why when i got my ‘Clergy’ card online and looked it up, ONLY Christains could solemnize a wedding. Uh huh. Sure.
I mean, except for all the religions you don’t think are real.
Or the ones you don’t think are christain ENOUGH.
Or captains at sea.
Justices of the peace.
Whatever the fuck was in that wedding chapel outside of Vegas…
"it was created in the name of Christ.”
No, it was not.
“ its not right that we see other cultures and religious denominations(including homosexuals) feel that they can control what happens with our birthright.”
Stuff a sock in it.
You don’t own the language, you don’t own the law, you don’t own the practice.
“ satans claws go deep into our society”
Drama queen…
Confused?
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