Kelis/Milkshake spoof
My religion brings all the fundies to the yard,
And they're like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can save you,
But I have to charge
I know you want it,
Jesus is what makes me,
What the guys go crazy for.
They lose their minds,
The way I tithe,
I think its time
[Chorus x2]
La la-la la la,
Warmed over.
Lala-lalala,
The same old thing
My religion brings all the fundies to the yard,
And they're like
Christianity, not yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can preach it,
But I have to charge
I can see you’re demonic,
You want me to teach thee
like sheep-our flock you’ll join,
so give us a shot,
you know, we’re thieves the whole lot
Gimme your Watch if you’re smart,
[Chorus x2]
La la-la la la,
Warm up hell,
La la-la la la,
Satan is waiting,
My religion brings all the fundies to the yard,
And they're like
Christianity, not yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can preach it,
But I have to charge
Oh, once you get involved,
You’ll learn to play BINGO,
You must disguise your harm,
By pretending you have a halo,
Just waiting on the end,
for when jesus cleanses us of sin,
It seems close, if you really squint,
It helps if your head has a dent,
[Chorus x2]
Lala-lalala,
So sign up,
Lala-lalala,
It’s constitutional hating,
My religion brings all the fundies to the yard,
And they're like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can save you,
But I have to charge