The first age, dinosaurs were totally destroyed.
The 2nd age, cavedwellers were totally destroyed.
The 3rd age, garden of eden was totally destroyed.
The 4th age, Noah was allowed to live since that time the dominate species has never been destroyed.
Species adapt to their environment, they do not evolve. In each age some non-dominant species die out completely and are replaced by new a totally new speice.
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"Species adapt to their environment, they do not evolve."
The sun emits light, it does not shine.
Plants get bigger, they do not grow.
Fudies say things that are not true, they do not lie.
Makes just as much sense.
"Species adapt to their environment, they do not evolve."
That's what evolution is, nitwit.
"The first age, dinosaurs were totally destroyed.
The 2nd age, cavedwellers were totally destroyed.
The 3rd age, garden of eden was totally destroyed.
The 4th age, Noah was allowed to live since that time the dominate species has never been destroyed."
Bullshit. And I defy you to prove such claims. No, the Babble is not "proof" of anything.
"Species adapt to their environment, they do not evolve."
Eggs become chickens but they don't hatch! Oh, wait...
"In each age some non-dominant species die out completely and are replaced by new a totally new speice."
Which you call what?
It still amazes me that none of the fundies have cottoned onto the obvious fact that part of the reason humans are so successful is that we adapt the environment to suit us rather than the other way round - clothes, fire, buildings, farming crops, domesticating animals etc. etc.
Species don't evolve, If for some reason they no longer work with an environment God destroys them and puts a completely, slightly different creature in their place.
It's not natural selection it's Intelligent Revisionism.
Learn a new thing every day. In fundieworld species is plural, singular speice.
So the fundies reckon that when Adam was single he was a lonely little speice. Speice - rib = species eh?
[Species adapt to their environment, they do not evolve.]
So...the more things change, the more they stay the same?
[...In each age some non-dominant species die out completely and are replaced by new a totally new speice.]
Where do the new species come from?
Species adapt to their environment, they do not evolve. In each age some non-dominant species die out completely and are replaced by new a totally new speice.
IT ISN'T EVOLUTION, IT JUST ISN'T!
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"In each age some non-dominant species die out completely and are replaced by new a totally new speice."
Where, pray tell, do these "new specie" (sic) come from?
To mangle a quote from Dean Wermer: "Fat, fundie and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
"The first age, dinosaurs were totally destroyed."
That's why we still have reptiles like the alligator and crocodile.
"The 2nd age, cavedwellers were totally destroyed."
Bats. Not you, the mammals. Well, you too.
"The 3rd age, garden of eden was totally destroyed."
Yeah, right along with the pull-start for your head.
"The 4th age, Noah was allowed to live since that time the dominate species has never been destroyed."
The entire civilization of China would like me to tell you that the Flood is a fairy tale. Please get over it. Let it go. It's like when you stop banging your head against a wall. It feels good when it stops. I'm pretty sure you tried that at some point in your life. Did you feel your brain getting damaged?
When were the hobbits, elves, dwarves, and orcs destroyed? They lived on Middle Earth during the Third Age.
Fundies are so funny when they try to play scientist.
When were the hobbits, elves, dwarves, and orcs destroyed? They lived on Middle Earth during the Third Age.
Fundies are so funny when they try to play scientist.
Them evil-utionists is so dumb, we gots to tell them what evil-ution is. Evil-ution ain't no adaptation to no environment. Evil-ution is when a horse mates with a chicken and gives birth to a kangaroo. That's what Pastor says, and that's good enough for me.
Evolution is a way to adapt to the environment, stupid. New mutations appear all the time, the ones who fit the environment carries on to the next generation.
How do you explain the adaptation, if it's not through spontaneous mutations and survival of the most adaptable?
Btw, there is still cavedwellers. And the dinosaurs ruled the earth for millions of years. We humans have been around for about 10 000 years. We will be destroyed sooner or later, when the Earth has had enough of us. Maybe in another 10 000 years... Or in just a few generations, they way we destroy the planet.
Wow, somebody clearly has no clue what the words "evolve" and "adapt" mean.
Also, "species" is both singular and plural. Like "deer."
"Species adapt to their environment, they do not evolve."
Adapting to the environment is basically the definition of evolution. So you just confirmed that you do, in fact, believe in evolution.
Uh, you believe that dinos were gone before Adam & Eve were created, and you believe there were people, "cavedwellers," on the earth before Adam & Eve? So, you're not claiming to be a "Bible believing Christian," right? You reference it, but you don't believe what it says. And, you still don't accept the ToE?
The First Age: Morgoth is defeated.
The Second Age: Sauron forges the One Ring.
The Third Age: Sauron is defeated.
The Fourth Age: The Age of Man.
Uhm, what?
1. Species do evolve. The process of adaptation is evolution. Question, where do these totally new species come from?
2. What is your evidence for these ages, specifically the first two? Whatever it is, why is this not sufficient evidence for evolution?
ADAPTATION == EVOLUTION
dumbass.
Species adapt to their environment, they do not evolve
Hey numbnuts, adapting to ones environment is evolving.
The first age, dinosaurs were totally destroyed.
There goes my turkey dinner. Birds are dinosaurs with feathers.
The 2nd age, cavedwellers were totally destroyed.
Bats, blind shrimps, spiders, bugs, and a whole host of other critters wanna have a word....
The 3rd age, garden of eden was totally destroyed.
Um...
The 4th age, Noah was allowed to live since that time the dominate species has never been destroyed.
Another Hmmmm..... how do you fit all them critters?
Fail logic is fail.
Fail chronology is fail.
Fail everything is fail.
1. Except for the ones that became our modern day birds.
2. WE NEVER EVER LIVED IN CAVES EXCLUSIVELY.
3. There is no Garden of Eden.
4. We are not the dominant species. Bacteria are. We rent the world from the insects and bacteria...
BURN THE HERETIC!!
BUUUURRRRNNN HIIIIMMM!!!
Species adapt to their environment, they do not evolve
That's fucking evolution, you dumb fuck!
"In each age some non-dominant species die out completely and are replaced by new a totally new speice"
Last time I read the Bible, Noah didn't take on board his 'Ark' fish . One word: Coelacanths.
"speice"
The Speice Must Flow (out of his ears). Servant A = Quizitch Twatterach. X3
Adapting to your environment IS evolving.
We are bussily destroying the Earth, in a couple of thousand years we might be gone too.
You are aware that those "ages" are millions of years, and that we are the cavedwellers, right?
“The first age, dinosaurs were totally destroyed.”
I’d have thought the first age was that vast period of Earth when there was no life on it at all…
“The 3rd age, garden of eden was totally destroyed.”
Huh? Who told you that?
Genesis says it was locked up and placed off limits by an angel with a big ass sword.
“The 4th age, Noah was allowed to live since that time the dominate species has never been destroyed.”
You think Cavemen were the dominant species? Not the saber-toothed chickens? Or those big MFing birds? Mammoths?
“In each age some non-dominant species die out completely and are replaced by new a totally new speice.”
Explain the coelacanth, then?
Or crocodiles?
Sharks?
Confused?
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