[About the election of Kathleen Wynne as Premier of Ontario]
What Do Ontario in 2014 and New Orleans in 2004 Have in Common?
Both of them are putting their faith in a dyke.
Indications are that both will end about as successfully.
[The links to press articles are from the original version]
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The Dutch have been putting their faith in dykes for 800 years. So far, it's worked out pretty well.
Giving this a second thought, thinking of the problem in New Orleans in 2004, perhaps your problem is that Kathleen Wynne is not a big enough dyke?
Dikes are doing good work all over the world as are, I'm sure, dykes.
P.S. Really liked the Dick van Dyke show.
@Papabear, come on man, this is the age of political correctness, you can't say Dick van Dyke, he is now known as Penis van Lesbian.
We should note the Feynman and Coulter's missed abortion made a grammatical mistake: we shouldn't say "are putting their faith" but "put their faith" because 2004 is in the spent past.
Besides, I don't think any of the women on this page leaded their countries to disaster - Mrs. Sigurðardóttir come close, but the Icelandic economic crisis was beyond her responsabiities.
Actually, New Orleans put its faith in levees, a hurricane came along and flooded everything. Ontario puts its faith in a dyke, and it never has to worry about that sort of thing.
Your move.
I still can't grasp all this "they have different likes than I do, so they are dooming the <whatever> regardless of their skills, abilities, and experience!!"
I mean seriously! It's as stupid as declaring, "Don't vote for Kid Cthulhu for dogcatcher. Don't you know he likes meaty redheaded women?! He'll destroy the country!"
I sometimes think I'm too good for this planet...
So, is a hurricane going to blow away the Premier Of Ontario?
Also, Katrina trashed the areas of New Orleans with the churches & residential areas, leaving the "Mardi Gras/Voudou/Jazz Music/Party Animal/Boob Flasher/Viva L'France/Bishie Vampire" section untouched. Seems the Supreme Being is on OUR SIDE.
@JeanP
Well, I KNOW who WE put our faith in....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5xhfCGcAYw
...WE PUT OUR FAITH IN BLAST HARDCHEESE!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofYbvC9YIdg
"YEAH!!!"
@Kid Cthulhu
I sometimes think I'm too good for this planet...
It's still better than his previous quote , which is on the Top 100.
EDIT:
(7/13) Fixed the URL tags (Thanks you to SpukiKitty)
This has to be one of the stupidest comparisons I've ever read. If I could, I'd sue you for putting this into the stream of human consciousness. I think Ann Coulter is absolutely insane, but if you really were her love child, I'd feel sorry for her. She should sue you too. I'm quite sure your betters have run down her leg.
Ah heh heh heh heh heeeeeeh. [/sarcastic fake laughter]
BTW, it's "dike" not "dyke" when referring to an earthen barrier which holds water back.
What really makes my day brighter is that Ontario is one of our most conservative provinces. For them to elect (a) a woman and (b) a lesbian to the office of Premier ... well.
(shuffles off stage left, doing a Happy Dance)
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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