If we evolved from apes why are there still apes.
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"If we evolved from apes why are there still apes."
Dude, seriously? Am I going to have to get out the clue-bat and (once again) PRATT this dead horse? Really?
Well OK then, if you insist:
"If we evolved from apes...." - we didn't. We and the apes evolved from the same, common ancestor.
"....why are there still apes." - Apes breed, the randy little buggers.
Now go to you room and think about this.
Regards & all,
Thomas L. Nielsen
Luxembourg
At some point in the distant past, some of our ancestors were sitting in a tree when one said "You see that funny looking four legged thing eating the grass down there ?"
"Yeah"
" Well I'm going to climb down to the ground, hit it on the head with a rock, and eat it."
A different one said " Fuck that! Sounds like work, I'm going to stay here and eat some fruit"
And that, children is the answer to your question. Now finish your juice, it's nap time.
If white Australians came from England, why are there still Englishmen?
Come on, Tim, that's the oldest (and worst) argument in the book. Did you really think that was an original thought?
AvE, the Canuckistani enginerd who does an actual 'Tool Time': his 'BOLTR' vidjayos on YouTube . Here's another valuable tool in his Empire of Dirt. Take note of one of the stickers on his laptop (he loves him a good sticker!):
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PROTIP: He's a Catholic .
Thanks for watching. Keep your dick in a vice, Tim.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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