[Review on "Meme War Veteran" hat]
This hat makes me want to grab life by the pussy and drop carpet bombs of logic on the fields of political correctness. Like a proud and noble warrior of Kek, I shall descend down from the heavens to slay the cuckiest of cucks by employing 4th dimensional meme magic upon them until they know that my name is the LORD.
No survivors.
In Shadilay We Trust.