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Its not 'if' the real America is going to drop the 15 ton weight on these leftiust tyrant wannabees, its 'when'. As obama and his marxist circus do more and more arrogant un-American things, the majority of citizens are coming around to the thought that they need to be gone.

I dont think they will last to the next elections (2010) because they will see the people turning against them and will step up their plans. America isnt blind and unlike the russians and chinese when the leftists told the same lies, we (the people of the United States of America) know what Democracy is like and that we dont want any tyrants lording it over us.

America will regurgitate the poison that is Obama and the only worry is how much blood will come up with it.

Garvan #fundie haloscan.com

Today marks the beginning of a terrible new era. The (suspect) Antichrist takes the reigns of power, and becomes leader of the free world. As a God-fearing man, the hype and media circus surrounding this event is sickening.

America, one day your eyes will be opened, and you will rue the day you elected this man to become leader of the free world.

Garvan #fundie haloscan.com

[regarding evidence of geocentric theory, and how Garvan "Observes" and "Tests" "EVERYTHING".]

First read the hypothesis:
"The sun also rises, and the sun goes down, And hastens to the place where it arose." (Ecc 1,5)

Now conduct the observation:
Sit out on your front doorstep and watch the sun as it moves over the sky.

Now analyse your findings:
The observation reflects the given hypothesis, THEREFORE the hypothesis is TRUE.

Garvan #fundie haloscan.com

Well, I for one will listen to a Godly professor over the rantings of an evolutionist who resides in Europe's most immoral city. Amsterdam is ruled by Satan, and it is clear he and his demons have had a direct influence over your limited understanding of the Bible. (I am not saying you are demon possessed, but you should know that there is a strong possibility that demons are 'rat-tat-tat-tatting' at your door).

Fred the Bus Driver #fundie haloscan.com

Drink is indeed a terrible demon, and it's amazing some of the people that you see in the stores here with bottles of wine in their carts. So-called "pastors" in some of the mainline denominations have apparently forgotten the Biblical teachings on alcohol and think it is acceptable to gorge themselves on wine. I will name no names but the local Methodist preacher frequently goes grocery-shopping at the same time as me and I've seen TWO BOTTLES OF WINE in his cart more than once.

Last year someone signed up Pastor K to a "Wine Appreciation Society" mailing list. I guess it was some kids who had heard him speak about temperance at their high school. A sick practical "joke": I don't know what passes for humor these days. Anyway, the wine society bothered him with letters for months, all of them promoting the evils of drink and lust. Amazing how people let themselves fall into sin...

Cali #fundie haloscan.com

Feminism is rebellion against God's AUTHORITY! I don't know where the term "feminazi" originated, but it accurately describes the Feminist Movement. So many pastors today are afraid to preach against the evils of feminism. The truth needs to be upheld!
Cali | 11.22.08 - 11:51 pm

Garvan Ellison #fundie haloscan.com

[when told that some human babies are born with tails]

IF that is indeed the case (and I have no evidence that is so, other than your word), then the Devil is responsible. A demon has entered the womb and smitten the baby. It has nothing to do with evolution.

Fred the Bus Driver #fundie haloscan.com

What Garvan says about the guy in Missouri is true. It happened in one of our churches in a neighboring congregation.

His parents were homeschooling him and carefully selecting readings that accorded with the Christian worldview. Their first mistake came when they allowed him to read the Narnia books, which they thought reflected the Bible despite the magical elements. I can't remember exactly how he got his hands on Harry Potter, but it was something like he went to a bookstore one time with an auntie who asked him what kinds of books he liked, and he said "Narnia", so she bought him a Harry Potter book.

That night, he awoke in a cold sweat screaming. His parents kept asking him was what the matter and he replied using strange words that they hadn't heard before. Under the covers of his bed they found one of the Harry Potter books, he had read about three-fourths of it. He wasn't able to function normally and his parents sent him to a Christian counsellor, who suggested sending him to a Christian camp for psychologically-disturbed children.

When Pastor K came to hear of this story, he related it to us in a memorable sermon called "Hogwarts: Hogwash". He also told us that there is a homosexual character in the books, which hardly seems appropriate for children. And he said that even though Lewis and Tolkien claimed to be Christians, we should not be wary of letting our children read their books or watch the films, because children may confuse fantasy with reality. (e.g. many children poke around in the wardrobe after reading C.s. Lewis, hoping to find a magical kingdom there, just as children try summoning up the Devil after reading Harry Potter) I myself read Lewis and Tolkien and enjoyed them before I was saved, but if Nancy and I are lucky enough to be blessed with children, we will not be permitting our children to read this material. Any other parent should think hard before sending their children into this world of uncertainty.

Garvan #fundie haloscan.com

Please do NOT let your children near anything written by JK Rowling ever again. Her books are purely demonic, and have been associated with murder, suicide and 'mental illness' in certain parts of the USA. My friend Fred knows of one case in Missouri where a child who read the 'Chamber of Secrets' turned into a 'schitzophrenic' overnight and had to be sent to an institution.

I know you do not believe in demons, but PLEASE JUST TRUST ME ON THIS and destroy those wretched books before they destroy you and your family.

Fred the Bus Driver #fundie haloscan.com

But while we're all nervous about four years of dictatorship of the elite, there are two good things to come out of this:

1. We managed to snatch Missouri by a few thousand votes, ending its status as a "bellwearer" state. At least some of these votes are undoubtedly due to the fact that our church has been campaigning so hard against the influx of liberalism. At least in America's heartland, Missouri, Christianity stands strong.

2. Proposition 8 has succeeded, banning "marriages" between sodomites in California. I know you don't like the Mormons much, Garv, but I say hats off to them here. They pumped $15 million into this important campaign and have kept the Devil at bay for a little longer in the state of Sodom and Gomorrah.

"And the LORD rooted them out of their land in anger, and in wrath, and in great indignation, and cast them into another land, as it is this day." Deuteronomy 28:29

Candy #fundie #homophobia haloscan.com

About the 33rd comment down by the blogs author: (Actually, her entire blog is a garden of picking for fundie talk).


As homosexuality and lesibianism becomes more and more accepted by our sick post modernist society, more children will be fooled into thinking that they are gay. No one is born that way - God does not make mistakes. However, many wonderful and beautiful people have been duped into thinking they are gay. They're not gay - no one is gay. They are simply misled and confused. God can free homosexual captives free from their sin, just as He can free alchoholics from their sin.

Only in the Northwest #fundie haloscan.com

[re: gay marriage in California]

The "separation of church and state" concept is a fabrication. I challenge ANYbody to prove otherwise. There is nowhere in the constitution of the United States that implies either explicitly or implicitly that religion and government should be strictly separated. What it DOES stat is: "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof..." If any implications are to be made, it would be not whether a religious institution exists or not, but exactly which particular religious institution would be in question. Moreover, morals are not necessarily governed by ANY established religion, but by the voice of the people based on their own individual consciences.

[Emphasis mine]

Mr. Me #racist haloscan.com

Hey, I'm a hispanic male that has never liked his race... Ever since i could remember i always wanted to be white.. I sit at home sometimes and just cry asking my self why did i come to this world being a dirty hispanic. I'm not a disgusting mexican, I am dominican and cuban. I hate my race with a passion. The same passion of hate goes to niggers as well.. I hate seeing those dirty niggers with their disgusting dark skin and their gross nappy cable like hair. I hate nigger music, shows, movies etc. I litter so niggers could have jobs. THey don't even deserve to vote. And now theres a nigger running for office... Disgusting. They all need to be sent back to africa and blown up... This might be weird, but can it be possible for me to become part of the white supremacy

Larry #fundie haloscan.com

[In response to "I wouldn't want to have to find evidence that the medieval Church supported and promoted free scientific inquiry"]

No, all the church did was invent the idea of science and create the first, and for many centuries the only, universities...

Of course the Middle Ages were a time of great prosperity, cultural advances, and general well being, as anybody who has cracked open a history book written in the last century should know, it was Rome that was oppressive to innovation and cultural change.

Northwoods #fundie haloscan.com

Abe Lincoln was born in a dirt floor cabin with no plumbing -- and with no fancy, decorated nursery in which to sleep. Moses was set adrift on the Nile River by his mother. Christ was born to a teen-aged unwed mother in a stable with farm animals. If Planned Parenthood was around to counsel their mothers, these three guys would have been aborted.

man o yeh #fundie haloscan.com

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Abby #racist haloscan.com

["Didn't St. Mel Gibson's father deny the holocaust?"]

I deny it too, so what? How do you know that really happened if you are not allowed to research the subject? If it really did happen exactly as the West would like you to believe, what are we trying to hide by making examination of the “facts” illegal?

Why is the denial of the existence of God Himself legal but that of the Holocaust is not?