Tony Alamo #fundie alamoministries.com

God divides animals from humans, fishes from animals, and humans and birds from animals and fishes. When I eat fish, I can plainly tell that it is different than beef, and I can also tell it is different than chicken, turkey, pheasant, quail, or any other bird.

God divides the people who are lost from the people who are saved, evil from good, land from water, the Spirit of God from the spirit of the devil, and evil angels from the angels of God.1 He separates languages to confound man and keep him from attempting evil, even more than he already has.2 God has separated many other things in this world, and if you are hoping to go to Heaven, you had better separate yourself from the insanity of the world and go with God.3

We are paying (taxes) to destroy children in public schools with all the damnable sorceries they teach, and hey, if our “leaders” and the other insane “leaders” are so smart, then why ain’t they rich? They are trillions of dollars in debt and sinking more each and every day.

God says our leaders are mad because, among many other things, our satanic, demonic “leaders” are meddling in other countries’ affairs. Proverbs 26:17 says, “He that passeth by, and meddleth with strife belonging not to him, is like one that taketh a dog by the ears.”

The definition of a firebrand is “A piece of wood kindled or on fire, an incendiary.” Proverbs 26:18-19 states, “As a mad [insane] man who casteth firebrands, arrows, and death, So is the man that deceiveth his neighbour, and saith, Am not I in sport [just kidding]?” Where did you learn that you are a monkey? Why did you believe them? Don’t you think you’d be much better off listening to God rather than listening to the devil, his “leaders,” and his teachers?

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