WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG READ YOUR BIBLE PEOPLE! GOD MADE ALL THINGS, HE IS ALL KNOWING AND SEES E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G. HOW DARE YOU ANGER OUR GOD WITH YOUR STUPIDITY.
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So god made us so we can make him angry? If I'd were a god I wouldn't bother to create people who make me angry. Especially if I'd know beforehand who are going to make me angry and who are not.
You should some day read the Bible because apparently you have not read it. Read it and understand it. After you understand it, you will become atheist. Trust me, I speak from experience.
Well we've certainly angered you , but that's not the same as angering your god is it?
Unless, of course, he was some sort of fictional comfort story you'd made up in your own likeness or something *snort*!
Incomplete list of things of which your God was NOT the ultimate creator:
- The Holy Spirit
- Logic
- Morality
- Intelligence
- Himself
An ultimate first cause kind of creator can't possibly be anything he creates. If he was the original creator of morality, then God had no morals. If he was the original creator of intelligence, he was not intelligent. If he was the ultimate creator of everything, then your God was nothing .
CAPS LOCK IS NOT CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL. KNOCK IT OFF.
ALSO, CAPS LOCK DOES NOT AUTOMATICALLY MEAN YOU'RE RIGHT, NO MORE THAN SCREAMING THE LOUDEST MEANS YOU'VE WON AN ARGUMENT.
ALSO, YOU OFFEND GOD WITH YOUR SMUGNESS AND ASSHABERDASHERY.
"HE IS ALL KNOWING AND SEES E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G."
For someone who is "all knowing and sees everything", he sure does have a hard time keeping track of people:
Genesis 3:8-9 - "And they heard the sound of the LORD God walking in the garden in the cool of the day, and the man and his wife hid themselves from the presence of the LORD God among the trees of the garden. But the LORD God called to the man, and said to him, "Where are you?"
Job 1:6-7 - "Now there was a day when the sons of God came to present themselves before the LORD, and Satan also came among them. The LORD said to Satan, "Whence have you come?" Satan answered the LORD, "From going to and fro on the earth, and from walking up and down on it."
Numbers 22:9 - "And God came to Balaam and said, "Who are these men with you?"
"WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG READ YOUR BIBLE PEOPLE! GOD MADE ALL THINGS, HE IS ALL KNOWING AND SEES E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G. HOW DARE YOU ANGER OUR GOD WITH YOUR STUPIDITY."
If our stupidity angers him I can only imagine the frothing-at-the-mouth rage your brand of stupidity puts him in. Just look at your post.
Firstly, it's your Bible, not mine; secondly, I couldn't care less whether my intelligence offends your god. Assuming that your god exists, he is an arrogant, bloodthirsty, totalitarian thug who can kiss my ass until his lips fall off.
When the time comes and it's conclusively proven this world was made by Haruhi, there'll be one thing I'll have to say to your kind -
WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG READ YOUR JAPANESE LIGHT NOVELS PEOPLE!
Funny, 'cause I was gonna ask YOU the same question. You know, about your own stupidity. If god is "ALL KNOWING", made ALL things, and sees EVERYTHING, Then he would've KNOWN that the people are doing "stupid" things that anger him, right? Which can only mean one of three things:
1. God is just biding his time until mankind does something INCREDIBLY stupid or evil (please forgive the Godwin here) if the Holocaust wasn't stupid OR evil enough to warrant the swift return of Jesus, then nothing short of WWIII fits the criteria.
On a lighter note: Your god, who sees ALL, by the way, saw what you, Rosy Palm, and her Five Sisters were doing last night........
-And that book you were reading WASN'T a bible.
-Did you have an "uplifting" experience?
Shiny mirror is shiny.
Who made God?
He knows when you are sleeping,
He knows when you're awake
He knows when you've ben bad or good,
So please don't masturbate.
oh-wait... thats Santa
what about what Satan made ?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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