Satin will always make things seem greener as long as you renounce god you effin idiot
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Who's the F'ing idiot here? At least I can spell SATAN !
Unless you truly meant the fabric. Which is evil too. And, according to Leviticus, should never be mixed with cotton, burlap, etc..
Yeah, but poly-cotton wears better as long as you renounce god you effin idiot
And denim won't fade as long as you renounce god you effin idiot
Eh, satin or not, most shades of green make me seem greener too, and that's even without renouncing God. Damn those olive undertones.
Curse that satin! Fabric of the devil! So sinful, so silky against the naked skin! Its evil I tell you! Gawd may have created all the aminals, but silkworms, they where the creation of Say-TAN!
Okay, I'll admit that I'm bad at spelling, but at least I'll try to google the word so that my spelling is right and I can be understood.
It's actually been a while that I have seen a believer not capitalize the 'g' in God.
Dam' right! Why would anyone in his right mind choose Satan over God? I mean, who would you love more: someone who made you win the lottery (Satan) or someone who destroyed your home and killed your children with a tornado (God)? Obviously, the latter! You see, Satan tests believers with stuff like sex, drugs and money. But God doesn't mess with any of that kind of stuff. He knows that nothing brings you closer to Him than giving you cancer, having your children raped, and destroying your whole city with a volcano or earthquake.
I dunno, I've never had to renounce God to wear satin. As for making things seem greener, I find it a bit on the scratchy side. Personally, I'm sticking to silk. I only have to remounce a few saints to wear it and it's much more comfortable.
Once again, a believer makes an argument that ultimately make Satan and God seem indistinguishable to the objective eye. Quick, somebody call up one of those fancy, intellectual theologians with the sophisticated views on what Christian doctrine really entails so that they can give this woman a stern rebuke!
Edit: Correction...give everyone on that Yahoo! Answers page a stern rebuke. It...burns....so much...
That's odd, my life has improved greatly since I gave in to my Satanic leanings. It is not my "moral duty" to be miserable just so your Lord and Slaver can be happy.
ETA: @Devil's Chaplain -- That's a double fail, even! Misspelling of "Satan" -and- an -upright- pentacle. Which just adds up to a WIN!
"Satin will always make things seem greener"
Satin? Really? Hmmm....*wonders if she has anything made out of satin*
I don't think I do, just cheap polyester. :(
Stop defiling the name Caroline. Right. Now.
Also, "satin?" I didn't know satin was evil! Hmm, now I wish I had a green satin blanket.
'sigh'
so many pillow jokes.
can't decide.
Since when does wearing satin involve renouncing God? I mean, from what I hear, that shit's sinful, but renouncing God? Really?
Satin panties are obviously evil as they feels so damned sexy and will almost certainly lead to enjoyable *sex* in non-missionary positions.
Nylon panties are intrinsically godly, what with them being so obviously manmade and all.
Polyester panties are more like fundamentalists. Fun for a little while, but prolonged contact leads to sweating and yeast infections, so all you're left with is an irritating c*nt.
I worked at a big box hardware store with a fundie. Logging onto the computer, we had to change our password every month, but we could alternate back and forth, just changing one letter, making it easier to remember what we were using to log on. Brad told me, "One month I use Jesus Saves, and the next I change it to Jesus Saved ."
I said, "Yeah, I do the same thing. This month it's Satin."
Then we had customers always asking for "Satan finish paint." So that was my department, or they got an ear-load of Jesus.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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