To reject all gods you must accept the one true God else you will have many gods. Not literal supernatural gods in this case of course but they don't have to be. You're getting a first rate Biblical education here, all the essential facts.
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Not logical.
Not biblical.
Not one god
Not any god.
"To reject all gods you must accept the one true God else you will have many gods."
That reminds of that ascension riddle from the Stargate franchise "If you immediately know the candlelight is fire, then the meal was cooked a long time ago."
"Not literal supernatural gods in this case of course but they don't have to be."
Oh, so what you actually mean is your abusive rethorical use of the word god for anything people like more that your god? So actually, what you are saying in your first "argument" is that to not give a shit about anything, we really have to care about something that doesn't exist?
"You're getting a first rate Biblical education here, all the essential facts."
Yeah, makes as much sense as always - and that's coming from somebody who gets the basic ideas of Zen and Taoism.
"You're getting a first rate Biblical education here, all the essential facts."
Well, I don't want to be considered an ignorant moron, I'd like to be considered a little bit educated, ...WAIT... I've just had a flash of inspiration. I get it now. Your God is Bible God, the God of low-hanging fruit.
LOL! You little kidder, you! You had me going there for a second!
Just because I reject your god doesn't mean I'm worshiping everything else in my life. I'm really annoyed by this idea Christians have of "If you're not worshiping God, then you're worshiping yourself, money, or material things."
Things are just things, and while I do think highly of myself I don't consider myself anywhere near god status.
Fundie redefinition project, part N (N -> infinity):
God: the one true supreme being, omnipresent and omnipotent, creator of all, blah blah blah
god: anything someone pursues or believes that isn't the aforesaid omnipresent God, e.g. Freemasonry, progressivism, yoga, coffee, pugs.
Even the Christian god knew there were other gods.
Exodus 20:1
I am the Lord your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. You shall have no other gods before me.
Yup, that a first-rate Biblical education. Chock full of contradictions and inconsistencies. A+ and a gold star for mummy's fridge!
God created bat guano. Satan just makes sure there are bats in the neighborhood to confuse you.
"Candy Gram for Mr. Mongo!"
"To reject all gods you must accept the one true God"
repeat that aloud until it just sounds like gibberish. now, that's what you sound like to other people.
So if I reduce his claim to its core, he's basically saying if I don't like Coke then I have to love Pepsi and if I don't like Pepsi then I have to love Coke.
But I don't like drinks liek that at all. I suppose, however, that that possibility is beyond his grasp.
"A first rate Biblical education" could be a contender for the Oxymoron of the Year Award.
The rest of your post makes even less sense, if that is possible.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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