SO MANY CLUELESS. GENESIS GOD CREATED MARRIAGE BUT I DOUBT GOD WORD IS SOMETHING THEY SEEK .THE TRUTH OFFENDS
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Not sure what god you're on about, but it appears he missed an off switch for caps lock... wait, you just push it again? Mysterious ways indeed...
You want an offensive truth: People that type short, poorly punctuated, poorly constructed sentences and sentence fragments in all caps virtually never make a good point, and are usually idiots.
If God created marriage to be one man and one woman, why was he so OK with polygamy later on in the bible, not to mention also telling a guy to screw his dead brother's widow and also being OK with Lot screwing his daughters, not to mention the necessary incest in Adam & Eve's family and among Noah's grandchildren?
I love it when Christians claim that the only moral sex is between a husband and wife.
Marriage is between one man and one woman, until he turns your wife into a pillar of salt and has you sleep with your daughters.
Marriage is between one man and one woman, unless Satan challenges him to kill your entire family and then God gives you a new wife after you sit around inside an oversized fish.
I like this game.
I don't think Adam and Eve were married.
Why "Genesis God"? Did Genesis God abdicate after Genesis and said "fuck this shit, I'm out"?
The truth doesn't offend but your all-caps and lack of 's do.
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...and Haruhi created God. 'Offends', you say?
The fact that Haruhi Suzumiya can erase your puny 'god's sorry arse from existence. I bet that really pisses you off! [/Clarence Boddicker]
...oh, and it was messrs. Gabriel, Banks, Rutherford, Phillips & Stewart who created Genesis. NEXT!
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I feel like this would make more sense if we drop in a couple of STOPs and imagine it's a WWI era code.
SO MANY CLUELESS STOP
GENESIS GOD CREATED MARRIAGE BUT I DOUBT GOD WORD IS SOMETHING THEY SEEK STOP
THE TRUTH OFFENDS STOP
By golly gosh, the Kaiser's coming!
I AM VERY DISGUSTED WITH THE TRASHY MAN. IN SPITE OF THE MONSTER, AND THE COACH, ONLY TRASHY, I WILL BEAT DOWN THEM ALL. FOR THIS I MUST STRENGTHEN MYSELF. THE MONSTER IS THE SAME TOO. COLLECT ALL THE TRASHY, RIGHTEOUS FELLOW ARE ALL UNPARDONABLE! YOU DON'T AFFECT ME. THE TRASHY STROLLING IS AN EYESORE.
GENESIS GOD CREATED MARRIAGE BUT I DOUBT GOD WORD IS SOMETHING THEY SEEK
Where does God define marriage in the Bible?
THE TRUTH OFFENDS
The Capslock offends even more.
@Malingspann
Obviously Steve Hackett
God created marriage, but you cherry pick one of the accepted cases for marriage, but refuse to support the other marriages tolerated by Biblical scripture. So, yes, I guess you could say that the truth offends, which is why you have an aversion to it.
"GENESIS GOD"
Is this Ronald's brother?
@Goomy pls
EGGY BALL BAG FUCK
Marriage precedes your Bible, rendering it moot on the subject and legality.
It'd be nice if you goat blowers would look at a history site instead of goat pictures or donating to Nambla while webbing.
@SpukiKitty
Without the budding fangirl aspect I know what you're saying about Petey. To me he wasn't anything until he broke from the big G and they blossomed without him. I'm probably gonna get throttled for that because on Youtube those Early Genesis albums are revered by many but, not my cup of tea I guess. I certainly like some (Lamb) but separately those both prospered.
Now to really put myself on your personal shit list I prefer post Sid Floyd BUT, I wish Sid had been able to stay or solo like Pete did.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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