[Regarding Adam]
no he was a Christian, like Abraham.
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I love the exchange further on in that thread, when someone responds to that inane post above:
["What world are you living in?"]
"I'm in Christs World.
YOur just fucking in it!"
I nominate this one for a "Most Informed Critique of Another ... er, His Own Religion" Award.
~David D.G.
Hundreds of years before Christ, Adam and Abraham were Christians? I can just see it, Abraham and his family going to church, Abe in his suit and tie, Mrs. Abe with her brand new Easter hat, praising God for not yet killing the son he doesn't have.
(Warning: dark humor ahead)
Before Christ, it was like Soviet Russia - people didn't wear crosses, crosses wore people.
ETA: This is my original quote, and I make it freely available in public domain, i.e. This quote is copylefted
Actually, he was probably referring to this:
1 Corinthians 10 :
1Moreover, brethren, I would not that ye should be ignorant, how that all our fathers were under the cloud, and all passed through the sea;
2And were all baptized unto Moses in the cloud and in the sea;
3And did all eat the same spiritual meat;
4And did all drink the same spiritual drink: for they drank of that spiritual Rock that followed them: and that Rock was Christ.
Adam wasn't anything . I mean, in the stories, he personally knew God. There was no faith involved; he could pop over to Big G's for a cold one whenever he felt like it.
Religion requires faith; faith requires the absence of evidence. Ergo, Adam was neither Christian, nor Jewish, nor anything.
He is basing this on the common Christian doctrine that those who lived after Christ are saved by their faith that he came to save mankind, and those who lived before Christ were saved by their faith that a savior would come to save mankind. This is frequently interpreted to mean that these pre-Christ faithful, by having faith in his eventual coming, qualify as "Christian."
Adam and Abraham are both frequently singled out in this way because they both recieved personal promises from God that a savior would be sent to them.
Although I've never heard it phrased so poorly before.
@whitewater55
This smacks of "Mormon" doctrine.
No kidding...
Abraham could not even be meaningfully called Jewish, never mind Christian... now "muslim" in the sense of one who submits to God's will, yeah, that's actually a pretty reasonable way of looking at it.
The level of stupid makes me want to twist the heads off of a box full of kittens...
Nah, I'm kidding. I love pussy... cats.
Wait, how can the ancestor of the founder of the religion be a member of a religion which, logically, doesn´t exist?
By this logic, I am a Cochranian. I follow the teachings of peace and galactic unity of Zephram Cochrane from the mid 21st century.
Live long and Prosper, motherfucker.
Rickie is expressing the doctrine promoted by the Epistle of Barnabas. According to the author of that epistle, the patriarchs and the prophets were all Christians (not sure about Adam, but we'll include him for giggles). The author explains how the rank-and-file Jews misunderstood their holy scriptures (which, of course, were all about Christ) and were, in fact, never part of the holy covenant.
What? You say you haven' heard of the Epistle of Barbabas? Well, there's a good reason for that. In spite of its popularity at the time of the Council of Nicene, the Epistle of Barnabas was determined to be promoting a false doctrine and was excluded from the canon.
That's right Rick, according to your church fathers, you are promoting heresy. See you in hell.
Confused?
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