[Mosque leader jailed for sexually abusing two girls]
Hussain had claimed that his DNA was found on saliva taken from one victim's breast because she had lifted her top and pushed it into his mouth.
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Don't tell me, the other one slipped after having earlier removed her knickers because she though a bee had crawled in them and unfortunately fell against you, knocking your belt undone and causing your pants to fall to the floor. As you fell backwards onto the couch the unfortunate girl's heel caught in your underwear and dragged it down also, whereupon the passage of the elastic caused your member to flick up at the precise moment the girl completed her fall into your lap, perfectly explaining the situation you were found in.
Say no more. I mean, what man hasn't had the exact same thing happen to them?
This could be from a Muslim version of a cheesy British sit-com. You could call it "Allah, Allah".
Imam: [enters room and finds Hussain in flagrante with a woman] "Farooq! What are you doing with that woman?!"
Farooq: [thinks fast] "You stupid imam! Can you not see that this poor unfortunate girl is suffering from heat stroke and I was just cooling her off with ice from this nearby bucket?"
Imam: [suspiciously] "But why are you rubbing it on her exposed nipples?"
Farooq: "Because, being red and engorged, they are obviously where her overly hot blood is closest to the surface of the skin. What? Did you think I was enjoying this?! Had her life not been at stake I would rather have poked out my eyes that stare at her firm young breasts. And it is only the necessity of my actions that have prevented me from striking off my own hands for touching her disgracefully smooth soft skin. Why, had I but had a cup to hand I would have caught the dripping water in that and not thought to lap it from her sweet flesh with my tongue! I am shocked, shocked, that you would think otherwise!"
Imam: [chastened] "Oh forgive me Farooq! I had quite forgotten how selflessly you look after the welfare of these girls. I shall go pray to Allah to strip these baseless suspicions from my mind right away."
Farooq: "You do that!" [pauses] "Oh, and on your way could you get the maid to bring up some more ice?"
Holy shit, what an evil individual.
This
makes
me
wanna
PUKE!!!
SICK, SICK BASTARDS.
Whats worse is, he'll probably get away with it, considering the general acceptance of pedophilia by these fundies.
I had hoped that mosque leaders were more intelligent than this. To most grown ups, abusing girls is heinous, and they would push the girl away if she tried to do anything like that. Or is he saying that she's too strong or manipulative? Then we're back to the "more intelligent than this" problem.
Odd how, in the Middle East, little girls are so strong and sexually aggressive, while men (who are twice their size and have ten times their muscle) are simply their helpless victims. How strange that it only seems to happen there. Why don't we see these behaviour from little girls in any other society?
Oh, right, that's because it's a lame excuse and never fucking happened!
A man in Sweden recently got off charges of incest rape even though his DNA had been found inside the daughter. He claimed that she must have found the tissue, which he had used after masturbating, and pushed it inside her vagina herself. That, in my opinion, is way beyond "reasonable doubt". Why would anyone do something that disgusting?
We have something like that here in the infidel West. It's called 'Whitehall Farce ': only, it was pioneered by local celebrity, actor, charitable fundraiser & politician Baron Rix , and only on a theatre stage which involved him being caught at inopportune moments without his trousers; and in the presence of adults .
So what's your excuse, Fooked...?!
@David B.
(*Tall man dressed as one of Saudi Arabia's Mutawwa enters; speaks in an outrageous Algerian accent *):
'Good Moaning! ' [/"'Allo-Allo!"] X3
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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