let's see, atheist got it all figured out it in the last 1000 years, and religion which has been around for 1000's of years was a waste of time!!!
the funniest and most amusing thing is how the earth formed itself through natural selection!!!!
if i told you that my house built itself you'd thing i am crazy, but if an atheist said the earth formed itself (which is 100000 time more complicated than a house) ,,then all of a sudden, that makes sense
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"let's see, atheist got it all figured out it in the last 1000 years, and religion which has been around for 1000's of years was a waste of time!!!"
Which shows how utterly superior atheism is.
"the funniest and most amusing thing is how the earth formed itself through natural selection!!!!"
Second funniest. The funniest thing is how fundie experts on evolution think biology has something to do with the study of a big hunk of inanimate rock.
"if i told you that my house built itself you'd thing i am crazy, but if an atheist said the earth formed itself (which is 100000 time more complicated than a house) ,,then all of a sudden, that makes sense"
And if I said a ball sorted by density by the action of gravity is 100000 time more complicated than a regular structure of cut lumber and refined metal people would think I was Carico.
"let's see, atheist got it all figured out it in the last 1000 years, and religion which has been around for 1000's of years was a waste of time!!! So his basic postulation is that since religion has been around longer, it's more likely to be true? False. The duration of a belief does not make it more true.
the funniest and most amusing thing is how the earth formed itself through natural selection!!!! Natural selection is a part of evolution, not the formation of planets.
if i told you that my house built itself you'd thing i am crazy, but if an atheist said the earth formed itself (which is 100000 time more complicated than a house) ,,then all of a sudden, that makes sense" A lot of things in the universe "make themselves". The ice covering a lake during wintertime requires no intelligent designer, it "just happens" as the water freezes. No one sits up in the sky creating snowflakes, they just "create themselves" "accidentally" upon freezing from vapor (and disproving the 2nd law of thermodynamics claim of the Creationists upon doing so).
the funniest and most amusing thing is how so many creationists seem convinced that the ToE says that the earth formed itself through natural selection!!!! There. Fixed it for you.
And just a question, following your reasoning, who formed God?, and what if that theory was not believed for at least 10,000 years.
the funniest and most amusing thing is how the earth formed itself through natural selection!!!!
No, the funniest and most amusing thing is your grammar and spelling.
if i told you that my house built itself you'd thing i am crazy,
No, I would "thing" you're an idiot. Come to think of it, I already DO "thing" you're an idiot.
Which atheist got what all figured out please? Your words make no sense. They need clarification.
The earth what? How did the earth do that? Its funny in that the notion of the earth forming itself by "natural selection" is utterly laughable.
No, if an atheist said that the earth formed itself, He/She would be dissmissed as either insane, ignorant, or making a joke.
if i told you that my house built itself you'd thing i am crazy
I think you're crazy because you suggest you live in a house. I picture you living under a bridge, drinking peach shnapps out of the bottle while huddled around a burning garbage barrel.
Natural selection has nothing to do with the formation of the earth. Natural selection has to do with the evolution of life forms.
And guess what, thousands of years ago, THEY DIDN'T KNOW SQUAT about how the world worked so they MADE UP STORIES about how it worked. Now we know how things work so we don't need to keep relying on the old stories.
@Jezebel's Evil Sister
I get a BIG BANG out of reading such stupidity. It could keep me amused for BILLIONS OF YEARS. Of course, maybe I'm overlooking the GRAVITY of the situation.
::groan:: >_< I don't know what's worse, the OP's stupidity or your puns...
Well, your house certainly wasn't created out of paper by a tribe of goatherders who had never built a house before!
No, it evolved from huts and castles and suchforth...
We are not the ones makeing the leap.
If the house Did appear by itself that would be magic, The God type. The earth didn't form by magic
if i told you that my house built itself you'd thing i am crazy, "
Yes, you ARE telling us crazy shit, and I DO "thing" you am crazy.
They're probably still thinking the process only took one day. They can't get their neuron to accept contrary evidence.
Gravitation, concretion, and perhaps just a bit of fusion formed the earth. No plan, just atoms of all types.
"let's see, atheist got it all figured out it in the last 1000 years, and religion which has been around for 1000's of years was a waste of time!!!"
EXACTLY!!!
It kinda goes downhill from there, though,
Natural selection did not form the earth, twat.
Also, just because something is old doesn't mean it's true.
"how the earth formed itself through natural selection"
In a sense it did, unlike the asteroid belt.
Too bad you'll never get it.
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