[you dont know what else to say as your retaliation with that immature threat shows you dont have a adequate answer]
How dare you call God's prophet immature?That seals your fate for sure. God will make sure Satan devours.
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"How dare you call God's prophet immature?"
You're God's prophet. My, how the mighty have fallen. God's really scraping the bottom of the barrel these days, eh?
"God will make sure Satan devours."
So, God is now moonlighting, booking Satan's dinner reservations?
totally unscriptural. Other things he says in the post contradict the 'love your enemies' and 'if you hate, you are a murderer at heart' doctrines. Even my conservative christian father says that if you deny the holocaust, you lose crediblity. Makes me feel good to know that Henry Rollins kicked the shit out of these people at his concerts.
God's prophet would not post his prophecies on a message board. He would be out in the assylums being treated for delusions.
And I devour about a thre times a day. So what is the big deal with Satan devouring?
And indeed, God = Satan. Because if this were not true, then you would need 2 beings with absolute powers. For there can be no ultimate good without ultimate evil. And since God is declared all powerful means that God would have done something about his rival long ago (like Baal and all those gods from the OT). And since that is logically impossible to have two allpowerful beings we can conclude that God = Satan.
Mark 11:12-14, 19-25
The next day as they were leaving Bethany, Jesus was hungry. Seeing in the distance a fig tree in leaf, he went to find out if it had any fruit. When he reached it, he found nothing but leaves, because it was not the season for figs. Then he said to the tree, "May no one ever eat fruit from you again." And his disciples heard him say it.
When evening came, they went out of the city.
In the morning, as they went along, they saw the fig tree withered from the roots. Peter remembered and said to Jesus, "Rabbi, look! The fig tree you cursed has withered!"
Doesn't that sound like the act of a petulent child, breaking his toy because it didn't work right?
And THAT was 'God's SON'! If HE acts so immaturely, then how does that little "I'm gonna make Satan get you meanies" tirade of yours sound???
Jeremiah 14:14, "The prophets are prophesying lies in my name. I have not sent them or appointed them or spoken to them. They are prophesying to you false visions, divinations, idolatries and the delusions of their own minds ."
See, even God thinks you're a looney!
God's prophet immature.
There, that was easy.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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