[the water that makes up the firmament orbiting our planet isnt wet, it's a water crystal that isnt ice!]
Sorry but considering that it is estimated that there are over 54, 000,000,000,000 gallons of water vapor in the earth's atmosphere alone, and that meteors are made up of frozen water and solid material, then it's far more likely that God made the earth from water than from an explosion seeing as how an explosion can't come from nothing. After all, all embryos are covered in water. And the significance of water as a life-giving source is all over the bible.
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The "water" you speak of, which is called amniotic fluid, contains protiens, carbohydrates, lipids, phospholipds, urea, and electrolytes, and then water. By the way this is the same stuff that when under the right anerobic and electrical conditions can spontaneously form self-replicating sacs of protien with DNA inside.
No, no, no sweets. You're all confused again. Water vapour does not equal liquid water in volume. Meteors are made of rock. Comets are mostly water.
Sorry but considering that it is estimated that there are over 54, 000,000,000,000 gallons of water vapor in the earth's atmosphere alone, and that comets are made up of frozen water and solid material, then it's far more likely that the Flying Spaghetti Monster made the earth from water than from an explosion seeing as how an explosion can't come from nothing. After all, all pasta is cooked in water ..."
Eric - Fuck English, you need to speak NIV!Genesis 1
The Beginning
1 In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.
2 Now the earth was [a] formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.
3 And God said, "Let there be light," and there was light. 4 God saw that the light was good, and He separated the light from the darkness. 5 God called the light "day," and the darkness he called "night." And there was evening, and there was morningthe first day.
6 And God said, "Let there be an expanse between the waters to separate water from water." 7 So God made the expanse and separated the water under the expanse from the water above it. And it was so. 8 God called the expanse "sky." And there was evening, and there was morningthe second day.
9 And God said, "Let the water under the sky be gathered to one place, and let dry ground appear." And it was so. 10 God called the dry ground "land," and the gathered waters he called "seas." And God saw that it was good.
I think the rest of it was Carico-science.
OK, but then where did God get the water? If he made that, too, then why did he make water first and then make everything else out of it? If he can make water out of nothing, why can't he make rocks and air out of nothing, too? Why not just make everything directly? Carico's theology needs some work.
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Water is all over the Bible?
Depends on how far it got when you flushed it.
Water...hydrogen and oxygen...
These two elements are nowhere near the only thing that makes life. It's a good solution for chemicals, but that's about it.
@ tracer
@Philbert McAdamia
@ tracer
"Sure, and I filtered it through me kidneys first."
To say nothing of the absorbency of the paper used in Bibles. I still have several I liberated from a skip outside a local Baptist church that'd closed (due to lack of interest). They certainly come in handy when I need to take a dump and I've run out of bog paper.
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