I'm for separation of church and state, and arrogant atheists reeking of hubris piss me off. BUT YOU AS$%HOLES need to be impaled through the anus or vagina and out the mouth for your absolutely baffling and ridiculous bull$*%&. Reincarnate into unbearable eternal purgatory on planets worse than this you unbelievable slime sub-human devils. I would personally love to gouge out your eyeballs with a pencil and kick you down a hill.
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According to this guy's profile, he's agnostic. And it seemed to be a drive-by trolling. So he's either one of those agnostics who hates atheists for some retarded reason (along the lines of "athiets are dumb cus u cant no evryting or els ud b GAWD an then U CANT BE ATHIETS") or just a bored asshole.
I had a dream last night.
Someone released a virus that greatly amplified human intelligence. Suddenly, the world became a very nice, peaceful and sane place where people were more apt to reasonably talk out any philosophical differences that they might have. Most religious and political systems changed for the better as their followers changed and became more thoughtful, compassionate and independent. It was wonderful.
It made me very, very happy.
And then I saw this post.
Now I'm sad again.
:(
Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love.
There's nothing you can do that can't be done.
Nothing you can sing that can't be sung.
Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game
It's easy.
There's nothing you can make that can't be made.
No one you can save that can't be saved.
Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be in time
It's easy.
All you need is love, all you need is love,
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.
Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love.
All you need is love, all you need is love,
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.
There's nothing you can know that isn't known.
Nothing you can see that isn't shown.
Nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be.
It's easy.
All you need is love, all you need is love,
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.
All you need is love (all together now)
All you need is love (everybody)
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.
Feel that motherfucking Christian Love(TM).
Not to mention, don't talk about hubris to me. You reek of hubris you hypocritical bastard.
Oh Your God, I hate being a "As Dollars Percent Hole". And my ridiculous "Bull Dollars Asterisk Percent And" IS completely baffling.
And, the pencil is a pussy weapon. Go with the pen. It's mightier than the sword, even.
"planets even worse than this one? Oh Nose!!11!!!!1
MULTIPLES, even --
and kick me down "a hill"? Which one? Not Kellog, I hope - that's a long one - can I pick a steep one, less kicking ---
I love how after the extreme torture of "impaled through the anus or vagina and out the mouth" and "gouge out your eyeballs with a pencil", he finishes off with "kick you down a hill."
It just seems too sweet and innocent in comparison :)
Feel that Christian Love!
What about non-arrogant atheists, completely free of hubris? Like, say, most of us...
I don't give enough of a shit about something so miserably, dismally, pathetically stupid as religion to call myself an atheist.
Or, as we used to say at Baylor, "FUCK THEE!!"
And then Chris opened the door to find a crowd armed with various weapons and "Come at me, bro" shirts. Why they bothered with hunting him down no one knew - especially since Chris just tried to plead "just joking, man!" to avoid an ass-kicking.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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