Animals believe in God the all mighty alpha and omega ,moreover even they don`t need to believe because they already know him , the creator of all... ...so what do you think? it is absurd ? could you need some scriptural proof? isn it so ovbious to you?
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I asked my dog if he believed in God.
He looked at me quizzically, then pointed his nose at the leftover food on my plate.
How do you know animals believe in god? Are you the "Animal Whisperer"? What do I think? That you're a moron. It is absurd. Need biblical proof? No thanks, I don't believe in fairy tale books. Isn't it so obvious? What, that you're a huge fucking idiot? Yes, yes it is.
Wait, just because "omega" has the word "mega" in it that makes it awesome? Think again. Omega is the LAST letter in the greek alphabet, and usually means something low. Ever heard of omegas in wolf packs? Not a very high ranking position if you ask me.
I asked my rottweiler if he had the Buddha nature, he barked.
My cats worship themselves and are very disappointed that humans have fallen away from the one true religion.
"Amazing! All dogs do go to heaven!"
@frog, "alpha and omega" means "beginning and end" thats all.
Nitpicking aside, bullshit and tracer got it right I think.
Really? Let me ask my dog about it real quick.
...well, she gave me a stupid look and wagged her tail.
Reminds me of another joke:
A dog looks at its owner and thinks, "You give me food, water, shelter and everything I need. You must be God."
A cat looks at its owner and thinks, "You give me food, water, shelter and everything I need. I must be God."
Did your pets tell you this, or are you just making assumptions?
I highly doubt that my dog believes in the Abrahamic God. I asked him, and he just lay there being lazy and fat, as usual. Oh wait, now he's licking his crotch. Wonder what that means?
I know cucumbers and tomatoes believe in god, but I didn't know that about animals.
Of course, they are only vegetables.
Well, donkeys, spiders, and goldfinches might believe in Jesus, but all the others are definitely pagan. I also thought spiders were Jewish first. Donkeys and goldfinches were heathen atheists.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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