I don’t care WHAT law they pass. I will never admit that I have homosexual feelings. I’ll be busy dancing in HEAVEN while the sinners pay for ETERNITY.
AMEN.
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Whether you "admit" the feelings or not, you will still have them!
Your punishment for having them is that you will burn with the rest of us.
You dirty sinner!
Hey - you might as well enjoy it while you can!
So in other words, you'll just remain in the closet, constantly unhappily wrestling with your gay feelings?
And what kind of warped world do you live in where you think the government's going to pass a law forcing you to admit you've had homosexual feelings?
even if you dont "admit" homosexual feelings im pretty sure they will still say your homosexual. and thus you'll be burning right along side us "dirty sinners"
when are these poor people going to realize there is no winning in Christianity and that their religion hates everyone who isn't "perfect?"
Just who are you trying to convince you're not gay? Do you think most of the world gives a damn? It's only gobshites and bigots that get their knickers in a twist.
As to heaven, there is no evidence whatsoever that it exists. You may believe it, but you cannot prove it. Besides, even if it did exist, what evidence is there that you will be dancing there. Maybe your supposed god does not approve of dancing!
And by Christian tenets, shouldn't you be praying for sinners. Is it not a sin to glory in the misfortune of others?
Ah yes. But this is free republic, the last refuge of the terminally bewildered.
"I don’t care WHAT law they pass."
That's actually an admirable sentiment. Why should anyone care?
Oh, I see you continued instead of stopping there.
"I will never admit that I have homosexual feelings."
Well, admitting your attraction would help you move into acceptance and likely a happier life. I'm guessing a search of your browsing history would turn up some ghey sites.
"I’ll be busy dancing in HEAVEN while the sinners pay for ETERNITY."
And then we descend into the "my god's gonna get beat up all the people I hate and I'm gonna partay like it's 1999 (BCE).
Also, dancing is a sin, at least in the Baptist church I was brought up in. And guys dancing is particularly suspect if not outright gay.
Say, did anyone else get a mental image of some pencil-thin, paler-than-Wonder-bread wonk in a sweater vest and beige slacks, doing the Carlton on top of a cloud all by himself?
Denial for Jesus?
Also, and this has always bugged me - isn't claiming you know who's going to get into Heaven a big no-no in Christianity? Since it's basically saying you know what God's thinking?
In any case, I'm quite sure it qualifies as Pride, and I know they're bang against that.
Hey, not admitting you have homosexual feelings is only a problem if you actually have homosexual feelings. If you don’t have them, then there’s nothing to admit to.
But you kinda just implied that you do have something to admit to. Is that true, or was it just a Freudian slip? Just curious.
"I will never admit that I have homosexual feelings."
Say hello to Aslan and Tumnus for me will you, ducky, next time you're in Narnia? >:D
"I’ll be busy dancing in HEAVEN while the sinners pay for ETERNITY."
...all the while, the 'sinners' of this generation and in the future will be busy dancing on your grave, patriotarse.
RAmen.
I will never admit that I have homosexual feelings.
You just did.
I’ll be busy dancing in HEAVEN while the sinners pay for ETERNITY.
Delighting in the suffering of others isn't something a good person does, patriotaras.
Uh, and other people marrying is going to make you gay... how, exactly?
As to your Freudian slip:
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So you have them, but you'll never admit to it huh? Good job. You're really taking a tough line here.
I can hear you screaming now:
"I will NEVER tell you how I feel about men no matter what law they pass!"
Also, feel the christian love at the end there.
...Not the most subtle way to come out of the closet.
Granted, this guy's still in denial, but it sounds like he's already admitted it to everyone else.
So what I'm hearing is, rather than admit to gender-ambiguous sexual feelings, you cling to some delusion wherein your self-denial makes you part of a special group after you're dead? And, you get front-row seats to watch and/or think about the majority of the human race getting tortured for "ETERNITY?"
I'm pretty sure the sins of pride and avarice (Heaven = reward) just excluded you from the special club, sweetie. Don't feel too bad though....
http://whywontgodhealamputees.com/video1.htm
Say what now? Hee hee. You don't understand how the new (awesome btw) law legalising homosexual marriage works.
It would be healthier for you to just admit to, and enjoy your homosexual feelings. There's nothing worse than being locked in a closet alone and lonely.
Hey Pat. I can call you Pat, right?
I think you just did admit. It's okay. You're allowed to come out of the closet, it's a free country to do so. There are some bigots, but there are a lot of people who will accept you.
Trust me, it's a lot better to be open to who you are than to be closeted and depressed. Look at me. Not only did I come out of the closet, but I came SCREAMING out of the closet. I'm bisexual and transgender! I'm much happier with who I am now than who I pretended to be!
"I don’t care WHAT law they pass."
Is this about the gay marriage rulings? Jeezus! They think if it's allowed by law, they have to turn gay.
"I will never admit that I have homosexual feelings."
Uh huh - and you're sticking to your story.
Protip: riddling your SENTENCES with occasional WORDS written in all CAPITALS just makes you look an even bigger ASSHAT.
And that's an achievement, given how much of an asshat you look already.
I will never admit that I have homosexual feelings.
Why does that remind me of "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky"?
patriotaras and his brothers in faith should just love Clinton for being actively straight.
If they don't love him for being actively straight, does that mean they're all, uhh, ... ;-)
"I will never admit that I have homosexual feelings."
So wait, you DO have homosexual feelings but you don't want to admit it? Sounds like a traditional closet-case FReeper to me.
[I will never admit that I have homosexual feelings.I’ll be busy dancing in HEAVEN while the sinners pay for ETERNITY. ]
According to your verison of god, it doesn't matter if you admit it or not, you're still going to burn in hell.
I don’t care WHAT law they pass. I will never admit that I have homosexual feelings.
That's nice, but...uh...I don't recall anyone ever suggesting such a thing. Seriously, anyways. Homosexuals being allowed to marry does not mean homosexuality will be made law.
I’ll be busy dancing in HEAVEN while the sinners pay for ETERNITY.
But...I thought dancing was dirty and sinful...
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh, this is precious. It's like he thinks that because a law was passed allowing gays to marry, he has to become a homosexual. People like him need to be enroled in a critical thinking class, STAT!
Wait, if you have homosexual feelings, regardless whether you admit them or not, you'll be in Hell, remember?. At least, be consistent with the rules.
We've just received official confirmation that Heaven will be exactly like The Land Of The Mad Phantom God, or the USA as it's sometimes known. There, degenerate morons will eternally be able to express their dur-brained bigotry via the medium of dance. And, for any non-dancers, perhaps because they didn't get their shortened limbs lengthened in time before they became ghosts, well, it won't matter, because all locomotive events in Heaven are undertaken whilst hovering. In fact, Heavenly butt holes are often amusingly referred to as hover rings. Hovering. Hover-rings. Get it.
Anyway, when you wish to have a reprieve from terpsichorean activities, say after a couple of billion years or so of non-stop frugging, which most likely will have been to soul music, then instead you can easily change down to a relaxing hover mode and watch the eternal extreme torture coming to you 24/7/infinity! Live! As it happens! Direct from Hell!
Or, why not be the ultimate Heavenly reveler and enjoy the endless party in an even more blissful way? Combine the two activities. Dance wildly with mindless criminals, savage murderers and other Godly types as you watch the relentless suffering of malignant sinners like homosexuals and atheists.
"I’ll be busy dancing in HEAVEN while the sinners pay for ETERNITY."
Um, no, with THAT attitude, you'll burn right down there with us. :)
I don’t care WHAT law they pass. I will never admit that I have homosexual feelings
First, You just did admit to having homosexual feelings. Second, you seem to be under the impression that some vague entity you refer to as "They" has or intends to pass a law that would force straight people to be gay... This is why you are a fucking idiot.
I’ll be busy dancing in HEAVEN while the sinners pay for ETERNITY.
Any deity that proscribes infinite punishment for finite transgressions is cruel, tyrannical, and wholly unworthy of worship.
I don't have any homosexual feelings, so I CAN'T admit to anything like that. Still, I think people who have homosexual feelings ought to have the same rights as everyone else.
Sadly, my remains will probably rot in my grave long before everyone on Earth has these rights...
at first I thought this was from Rapture Ready, since they have number of self-admitted closet cases there.
But I guess it's no surprise there's a few closet cases among the Freepers, too. Suppressed homo- and bisexuality is the only explanation for "gay marriage will destroy straight marriage", and a number of conservatives have actually admitted to this. Alan Keyes for example, or Paul Cameron who said that because "gay sex is like heroin", making it legal and acceptable would make all men stop having sex with women.
"I will never admit that I have homosexual feelings". - Sounds to me like you just did.
"I’ll be busy dancing in HEAVEN while the sinners pay for ETERNITY." - How very loving and Christ-like; rejoicing in the suffering of others. God would be ashamed.
You keep on believing that. Meanwhile, I'll enjoy the one life I've got, and the time I've got, content in the knowledge that it'll be a long one with an eternal rest at the end, and no happy magic afterlife with a torture bin for anyone that didn't appease your blood god well enough. I'm content with that knowledge. You'll be a whole lot happier once you get over your insecurity.
"I’ll be busy dancing in HEAVEN while the sinners pay for ETERNITY."
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The lady in my life prefers Chanel No. 5*, thanks. I gave her a bottle for Xmas a couple of years ago. I'm paying for it since: every time she screws me senseless, with her wearing seamed stockings, stiletto heels, that perfume - and little else.
RAmen.
:9 X3
*- When asked by a journalist what she wore in bed, Marilyn Monroe's reply was this. Ye gods, but not for nothing was she Sex personified. :9
@anti-nonsense
"Looks like this dude fell out of the closet."
And said closet was the weapons bay of a pink B2 stealth bomber. Whilst firing off rainbow-coloured anti-missile flares, simultaneously playing "I Am What I Am" on external speakers.
X3
Hmmm. I wonder if he means he'll never come out of that closet, or that he'll never admit that he's ever felt attraction to the same sex at SOME point.
From what I understand very few people are TOTALLY heterosexual (or TOTALLY homosexual) it's all mostly a grey area. Of course, no GAWD fearing old fashioned boy like patriotaras would admit to the truth, now would they?
Confused?
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