"I Wanna Blow Up China"
(parody of "Right Now" by Akon)

Remix!
Rucka Rucka Ali
Oh yeah, very nice!
Pinegrove Records
oh, oh, yeah, I like this
Serchlite Music, number one is USA
Confucius say...

It's been so long,
Since China first became a place
They are so strong,
soon they will enslave the Fillipino race

I'm Viet Kong (Kong)
And I can hear my people cry
I know a thing or two,
about kung fu,
so kiss your ass good bye!

I wanna blow up China-na-na
They have sidways vagina-na-na
I really don't like China-na-na
We need to blow up China-na-na

I wanna blow up China-na-na
They have sidways vagina-na-na
I really don't like China-na-na
We need to blow up China-na-na

When I go,
to get my steak fried rice for two,
and it's cold,
and it makes me mad,
'cause I paid five, ninety-two
Plus tax

And you know,
The Dalai Lama
is my friend
He lives in Detroit,
and we boys,
and we would like to free Tibet

I wanna blow up China-na-na
They have sidways vagina-na-na
I really don't like China-na-na
We need to blow up China-na-na

I wanna blow up China-na-na
They have sidways vagina-na-na
I really don't like China-na-na
We need to blow up China-na-na

Ninja please,
Everybody in the house,
smokes tree
I'm Viet Kong,
Do I look Chinee?
China never pay their Blockbuster fees

Ninja please,
everybody in the house,
smokes tree
I'm Viet Kong,
Do i look Chinee?
China never pay their Blockbuster fees

I wanna blow up China-na-na
They have sidways vagina-na-na
I really don't like China-na-na
We need to blow up China-na-na

I wanna blow up China-na-na
They have sidways vagina-na-na
I really don't like China-na-na
We need to blow up China-na-na