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The UN in Midtown Manhattan will be hit by a sea borne dirty bomb or nuclear bomb during the month of 2006Adar, i.e. on or before Sundown Tuesday March 20th 2007.
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Oh, good grief, not again?!? Give it a rest, people! At least put your guesswork into playing the lottery, where you have a better chance of winning!
~David D.G.
Didnt you guys predict the same thing for february? and january???
"We now predict a terrorist Dirty Bomb or Nuclear Bomb will hit the UN plaza in Midtown Manhattan on 2007Tebbeth23 (Sundown Tuesday January 16th 2007 to Sundown Wednesday January 17th 2007)
If nothing happens by the end of Tebbeth i.e. by January 23/24, 2007, then we again really really do run out of options in our present understanding."
Yeah that was you guys
Just because you've been wrong every other time, that's not reason to give up now, right? Is there even anybody who still listens to these nuts?
Probably so. Which only goes to prove that the world will never run out of suckers.
Well D Laurier, their present understanding has become their former understanding. Now the have a new present understanding, which was formerly their future understanding.
Their new Bible Code is 1000% more True.
Just because you've been wrong every other time, that's not reason to give up now, right? Exactly! Just because my car's sunk every time I've driven it off the pier, doesn't mean it won't eventually evolve to develop amphibious powers!
Mumble... I've raised it 203 times so far. This is getting expensive.
JD.
You have a point.
Eventualy these bible prophecy people are going to get desperate enough.
And they are going to try to make their prophecys come true.
In the reign of Tiberius, the early christians were spewing prophecys that their new god was going to burn the whole world.
They eventualy got frustrated and decided to start the party without their god.
In the reign of Nero, they set Rome on fire.
Like I said. someone needs to get the FBI on these folks. That's REAL, textbook-definition terrorism, right there. Bomb threat too. Whenever this happens, I feel compelled to call or e-mail the FBI and say that I've got the address of a group who claim to have knowledge of an upcoming terrorist attack.
But then again, I bet the FBI already knows about these guys.
I can see these guys getting despreate and tying to set off their own nuke.
Visualize a truckload of christian fundamentalists with bad fake beards glued to their faces, and tablecloths wraped around their heads.
Visualize them screaming "We are crazed arab terrorists sent by satan" At the crowds.
Visualize them trying to detonate a nuke while doing this.
Visualize that the nuke is actualy a bowling ball with radio circut boards and a car wiring harness superglued to it, And they paid over a million dollars for it, And they honestly believe that it realy is a nuke.
Visualize me on a beach in Cuba with a million dollars american, Soaking up some sun with a fine lady and a cold drink...
... and an empty tube of superglue in my backpack.
xMinonx: "Eventually these people will be right by pure chance alone, and they'll crow about how they predicted the 'disaster.' And we'll see documentaries about it on the History Channel for six months. And then we'll go back to laughing at it."
Hopefully when they're "right" there isn't a history channel to watch anymore so we don't have to listen to that.
I rememeber reading something on another forum. It was a quote I think from the creator of the peanuts comic. It went something like: "Don't worry about the end of the world today, because it's already tomrrorrow in Australia"
depending where you live that quote might not make sense but you get the idea :)
You ever notice how none of these religious prognosticators ever admit that they're false prophets? At least with stock pickers and weathermen everyone knows that there's a huge margin of error. Biblical prophecy though?
When I was taking bible class in high school, we were told that the way to tell if you were following a true prophet was to see if their predictions came true. I wish I could say that was the end of my faith, but truth be told I just found it a really, really odd thing to say.
Today's the 20th. Nothing yet - though we still have a few hours until sundown.
I'll be sure to post on their site after dusk.
Haw haw...do it. It'll be fun to see them trying to squirm out of it and say "You, er, misinterpreted our prophesy. We really meant May, yeah..."
Didn't happen.
This is what, 0 for 28?
[EDIT]
I just checked the site, and - lo and behold! - the date has been changed to March 25th.
This seems to be the usual tactic of "Quick! Hide it before we get called on it!"
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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