I don't know about you but I didn't evolve from any ape. Man was created by God in His own image. God spoke creation into existence. This is the God I believe in anyway. You have more of a chance at finding a winning lottery ticket on the ground everyday for 10 years than that of the 'Big Bang' theory being true.
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As well as conflating big bang theory with the theory of evolution, fundies often go on to repeat the same logical fallacies.
Hence the question of cosmogenesis (how did the cosmos arise) either disproves general cosmology (how did the cosmos develop), or proves 'goddidit', or both. Or the naturalistic formation of the universe breaks the 2nd law of thermodynamics. And so on. I'm just waiting for someone to ask "If heavy elements come from supernovas, why are there still supernovas?"
Can't be long now.
You have more of a chance at finding a winning lottery ticket on the ground everyday for 10 years than that of the 'Big Bang' theory being true.
And the mathematical calculation of this chance is where?
I don't know about you but I didn't evolve from any ape.
Man was created by God in His own image.
God spoke creation into existence.
This is the God I believe in anyway.
You have more of a chance at finding a winning lottery ticket on the ground everyday for 10 years than that of the 'Big Bang' theory being true.
"God spoke creation into existence."
Really. If god can speak creation into existence, why did it take him six days? What the hell was he doing to be so tired after six days of creating the earth? What a pussy.
Next time you see a speaking snake, tell us, please. And just for the record, is God androgynus?, you know, it had to split in two when creating to his image. Let alone the colour of the skin.
Of course you did not evolve from any ape. Firstly; you ARE an ape.
We sane people will accept the Big Bang theory as fact, until someone comes up with a better theory.
You have more chance of finding a winning lottery ticket on the ground every day for a million years than of God being true.
Calculuation:
you know, mathematically, he is right. but he ignores the fact that no matter how unlikely something is, if it's possible, than it is BOUND to eventually happen. because the universe/existence has FOREVER to try.
“I don't know about you but I didn't evolve from any ape.”
"Man was created by God in His own image.”
“God spoke creation into existence. This is the God I believe in anyway.”
"You have more of a chance at finding a winning lottery ticket on the ground everyday for 10 years than that of the 'Big Bang' theory being true.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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