This whole situation is becoming a mockery of the institution of marriage - But that's nothing we weren't expecting... Next it will be three lesbians, two pedaphiles, and a homosexual nubian goat... Apparently this is what passes for normal in Massachusetts... Which is just another reason why this nation should break up along regional lines...
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Translation WLD-lingo to plain English: "The ONLY two 'sexual orientations' that exist are Godly and Pervert. The Godlys regard penile-vaginal intercourse *within one man one woman marriage* as the only acceptable form of sex. EVERYTHING else is the area of the Perverts.
So if you have no problem with non-marital sex or/and gay marriage, then you're a Pervert. And Perverts are *all the same*, so don't try telling me you WOULDN'T rape a child! Or an animal!"
Why can't - opr perhaps why would - two pedophiles get hitched? I mean, by definition both parties in that union would be adults, surely.
Also, why are these people so okay with Vegas' Chapel O' Love style things, hugely high divorce rates, and so on, but are not okay with actually extending the institution of marriage so more people can do it?
Yes, I know what Lazarus (hey, what's that smell?) means. First, they changed the rules so you can't just buy a wife. Then they changed the Dowry laws. Then they brought in laws against spousal abuse and rape. Then they changed the Miscegenation Laws...
Where will it end!?!?!
I've been to Massachusetts and I totally saw this invented perverted Brady Bunch you speak of.
No, wait...I didn't. That crazy shit only exists in your mind. Perhaps you have a few unresolved issues?
Tell me about your mother.
Yeah it won't. Stop pouring oil down the slippery slope.
If you don't see three lesbians, two pedophiles, and a goat getting together now, what makes you think this will be happening all over the place if they had a piece of paper saying they were married?
Fine with me. We can be the United States and you can have Jesusstan. We'll see who cries uncle first. By the way, what's going to be your official religion? Southern Baptist? Catholic? Methodist? Evangelical Christianity? Enjoy your holy war using your stockpile of guns to decide who should be in charge. Meanwhile the sane states are just going to stay out of it and focus on science, healthcare, and education.
Plenty of us blue-staters would love for you wingnuts to secede, if only so we could sit back with popcorn and watch as millions of fundamentalist rednecks come to the sudden realization that their right-wing utopia is going to wither up and die because they've lost all of the money they currently receive from evil liberal states through the evil federal government.
There are already more than 3 lesbians, more than 2 pedophiles and I'm sure that somewhere there is at least 1 homosexual nubian goat.
We should break up the country along regional lines. You in your 2' x 2' square, and the rest of us everywhere else. Stay in your square, Laz, you don't have a visa.
...still, you can always pray for the Muzzies to bomb the place, and thus dance with them in celebration, just as your bumboy ([i]literally[/i], as he's outed himself!) Duckturd Dumb said before. Oh, but then when it DID happen during the marathon there last year, you lot - even Duckie-darling - did a volte-face and condemned what was committed by 'Muzzies'.
Wanting terrorist acts committed there, only not; praising 'Muzzies', then demonising them. You are becoming a mockery of yourselves , with the way your DNA-hardwired hypocrisy spins you around more than the tracks by Dead or Alive and Kylie Minogue ever could, Whore Lie-Party Smells.
Two pressure-cooker bombs. Duckturd Dumb & his bumboys' slippery slope-based whining. Boston Strong.
Do people like this actually BELIEVE this slippery slope argument, or are they just scaremongering? And do they not understand the concept of consent?
Wait, of course they don't. These are the same people who think that a husband can't rape his wife, likely, so the notion of "consent" probably doesn't rate.
Marriage according to the Bible:image
Marriage according to secular law:
The main problems with polygamy are:
Two "pedaphiles"? Is that people who are attracted to feet?
If you want to live in a theocracy; why don't you move to Saudi Arabia or Pakistan?
And those three lesbians, two "pedaphiles" and homosexual nubian goat will interfere with your life how, exactly? Is the fact that your hypothetical goat is nubian a racist thing?
With all the time you spend thinking about how other people live, do you have any left to do anything productive? You need another hobby.
<sigh> There are times I've felt the same way. However, I can't really leave my family in Kansas. In your little plan would the dissenters be able to immigrate to the new country that best matches their beliefs? Your ideas are just not practical. They belong in the realm of a child's fantasy. More to the point, we need to work together for a better world. Not to mention the rapturites "screw the earth God will make another" affect the rest of us.
Three lesbians? If everyone is of legal age, why not?
Like someone else said, why couldn't two pedophile marry each other?
The goat can't give consent, and pedophiles arent likely to be into animals or adult polyamorous relationships.
I really don't think you thought this through.
Apparently this is what passes for normal in Massachusetts...
No, this passes for normal for fundies who have weird sexual scenarios running through their brains.
Moose-sama, cut down a little on the sly references to pop culture and the ridiculous renaming of enemies. You wouldn't want to sink to the level of the wingnuts, would you? (Lieberals and demonicrats come to mind)
Nubian goats? I highly doubt anyone who isn't a total weirdo wants to marry a goat, Nubian or otherwise.
There was a guy on Springer who "married" a horse, though.
Why a "Nubian" goat? A goat from the farm down the street would work just as well....no trip to the eastern parts of Africa necessary!
Would a sheep from the Falklands work for you?
whats wrong with homosexual nubian goats ?
I dont think thats how you spell pedophile either.
If you set that to a tune you need more lyrics
On the third day of xmas
apologies to the original song writer.
"Next it will be three lesbians, two pedaphiles, and a homosexual nubian goat... Apparently this is what passes for normal in Massachusetts..."
Of course that's how we do it in MA. I can vouch for that. So can DoctorDoom.
Mister Spak:
"a homosexual nubian goat"
Why are fundies so in love with beastiality?
And gay bestiality to boot - these are some really kinky people!
To those fine with Lazarus and friends seceding, do you really want those states, no doubt being emboldened and electing far right leaders, to have exclusive use of nukes?
@hikaribennett
First off, nice use of the name Moose-sama :3
Secondly, I think some of the things wingnuts come up with are funny whereas some are just tired and worn out ("dumbocrats," for one). Moose-sama's nicknames are (usually) original. I dunno about "Fuckabee," but I haven't heard, for example, "Batscat Shelley" before I met the great Moose-sama himself.
Oh, and I like the pop culture references. He's gotten me hooked on at least one anime as a result.
@Ebon: Why are fundies so incapable of grasping the concept of informed consent?
Because their reasons for opposing gay marriage have nothing to do with the desires or actions of the individuals involved. They condemn gay marriage because they believe their god condemns it, and their god's wishes trump those of actual humans.
Let's deal with these one by one:
"Three lesbians": Hey, if all three are in agreement, I don't really have a problem with polyamorous relationships, marital or otherwise.
"Two pedo philes": Heck, under the current system, two pedophiles can get married in any state, as long as one is a man and the other is a woman. (To be a pedophile you have to be an adult). As far as a pedophile marrying an underage girl/boy, informed consent jackass.
"A homosexual nubian goat": Informed consent. Though if two goats want to get married
I'm not even sure how that would be accomplished.
Of course if you meant that all of these people (and the goat) would get married
I can't even begin to imagine how that would happen.
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