Brian Niemeier #fundie #ufo #mammon #conspiracy brianniemeier.com

OK, at this point, everybody who’s not a Project Blue Beam psyoped bugman gets that aliens are demons, right?

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Again, demons are the more parsimonious answer, given we know that we are ruled by a diabolical Death Cult. And demons are more than willing to be mistaken for aliens. Exorcists like Fr. Chad Ripperger point out that demons’ #1 rule is “Anything but God.” They’re happy for you to fixate on extraterrestrial life if it distracts you from the Way, the Truth, and the Life.

[Tweet by Elon Musk: "The scariest answer to the Fermi Paradox is that there are no aliens at all"]

No, the scariest answer is that aliens are demons masquerading as E.T. and they’re here to lead you into eternal hellfire. Musk’s tweet wouldn’t even be possible if not for self-referential reductionist materialism. Which is also self-refuting since materialism is non-material. He needs to grow out of his nerd rapture phase.

We already know for a moral certainty that men are not the only rational beings in the universe. On the contrary, the cosmos teems with trillions of intelligences, the least of which makes the highest-IQ bugman look like a special ed student. And a third of those pure intellects is waging a proxy war on Logos Himself using us as pawns.

Have a nice day.

And read a sci fi-adventure story that takes the threat of damnation seriously.

[Followed by a link to his book]

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