Evilutionists! How can you believe evolution over the Lord God when he has designed you so perfectly?
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"How can Evilution account for Entropy!!"
Yeah, and I'd also like to know how biology can account for prime numbers? And how can geology explain black holes? Oh, and how can physics explain the Grand Canyon?
Protip: IF we were designed, the designer was a complete fucking moron. We were not designed perfectly. If we were, our eyes and ears wouldn't be so easily damaged and could regenerate if they were, there would be NO ectopic pregnancies that killed both the mother and the baby before modern medicine made it possible to remove the embryo before that happened, our blood vessels would have a better way of removing fat plaques BEFORE they caused heart attacks.... I could go on and on. Trust me, no designer would EVER want to be credited with making something as unintelligently designed as the human body.
Fail at: physics, science, history, spelling, biology, ect...
Down's syndrome, cancer, heart failure, obesity, stupidity, selfishness...
Not perfect.
"How can you believe evolution over the Lord God when he has designed you so perfectly?"
Define perfect in this context please. We are weaker than many other animals, have worse eyesight, hearing and sense of smell than many animals. We cannot fly, we cannot survive underwater. There are countless genetic disorders, birth defects, mental illnesses etc. What do you mean when you say "perfect"?
"How can Evilution account for Entropy!"
By imagining that there is some massive, limitless nearby source of free energy that living things have used to reverse their own entropy for billions of years.
No. Not God...
"How can you believe evolution over the Lord God when he has designed you so perfectly? "
My defective pancreas, less-than-perfect eyes and susceptibility to the TINIEST CREATURES ON THE PLANET would like a word with you.
The tiny sac of deadly poison attached to my intestine (appendix) and vestigial tailbone would also like a moment or two...
Oh, and how can physics explain the Grand Canyon?
As a physicist, physics can explain everything. If you have enough time.
Yeah, designed me so perfectly. That's why the nervous connection from the eye to the brain creates a dead spot right smack in the middle of the image resolution area, why I use the same structures for procreation and waste elimination, why I have a nonfunctional appendix prone to lethal bacterial infection, why I have a coccyx, why my respiration and ingestion functions share the same pathway thus increasing the chances of aspirating food or water and choking to death, and why I age.
Yup, feeling pretty designed over here.
There you go, if we were perfectly designed, it would prove God exists.
> How can Evilution account for Entropy!!
It's more a case of how can evolution be explained in light of entropy. And it turns out to be remarkably clear and simple, as you'd know if only you'd listened at school. Or even gone to school. Or wasn't raised in a shitstain backwoods hick town where your dumbfuck inbred preacher cousins ruled the school board for eleventy-nineteen fingers of years and refused to allow a competent science teacher to be employed let alone teach without censorship!
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"Even those of you touched by Satan would have been perfect before sin. Now we all have sickness and death. How can Evilution account for Entropy!!
Do you even know your own fucking mythology? I am Pagan I seem to understand it better than you do. Supposedly Adam and Eve were tempted to eat of the tree of knowledge which was the original sin which made everything imperfect. And touched by satan? Being educated and knowing what you're talking about is touched by satan? And evolution has nothing to do with entropy
We're not perfectly designed, far from it. Our eyes are back-to-front, but the eyes of the octopuses are the right way. Like Stephen Fry says "there's a parasite that burrows into the eyes of children and makes them blind; if the world was perfectly designed, that parasite could easily have been omitted". Why is the esophagus and trachea so close to each other? Thousands of people die of asphyxiation from getting food down the trachea. Why do bacteria develop antibiotic resistance?
Evolution doesn't have to account for entropy. Earth is not a closed system.
Putting the leisure centre near a sewage outflow?
Would you go anywhere near such a place?
Because if your answer is the only one possible, congratulations: you've realised that your 'God' is not only an Un intelligent Designer, he's a drooling spasmo dellanoid herp-a-derp-derp 0-IQ mong retard who isn't worthy of acknowledgement of his existence, never mind 'worship'.
Also, Kitzmiller vs. Dover.
Next question You are One: as in a Retard .
“Evilutionists!”
“How can you believe evolution over the Lord God”
“when he has designed you so perfectly?”
“Even those of you touched by Satan would have been perfect before sin.”
“Now we all have sickness and death. How can Evilution account for Entropy!!”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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