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Hi darwinists,

Since IMDB is shutting down its boards, I will no longer be able to educate you about your need to repent from your evil, renounce your faith in darwinism, accept the Bible including God's historical account of Creation in Genesis, accept Jesus' blood as proxy payment for your sin debt, stop defending evil, start defending righteousness...and as a result of all that, go to Heaven instead of to Hell.

So I made this thread as a final reminder to you to do what I just said for the sake of your own best interests and also to make the world a better place by virtue of you no longer spreading evils.

If you fail to take that advice, then the next time we meet may be many decades from now, when I am in Heaven and partying with God, and you are in Hell and wishing you weren't, and asking me for help...but I will no longer be able to help you at that point, because the rift between Heaven and Hell is impassable, and once you are in Hell, no escape from it is possible.

Choosing Heaven is much better, so do that! Then we can meet again there and party together!

I know my fans love when I enlighten them about the facts of God's Holy, Righteous Penis...and I also know that God's Holy, Righteous Penis is the One Thing that terrifies feminists more than anything else, because they know they will have to confront and kneel before It when they come before God's Judgement Seat...right before He casts them into Hell forever as Justice for the babies that they have murdered and/or the support they offered for their fellow monsters who have murdered their babies. I wouldn't be surprised if God smacked His Holy, Righteous Penis upside every feminist's demented head in order to knock it [it meaning the entirety of the feminist monster...they are "its," not "shes"] out of His Judgement Chamber and down into Hell. What better way could there be?

For you darwinists who want to choose Heaven over Hell, I leave you with these sites as guidance:

http://crev.info/
http://www.evolutionfairytale.com/
https://answersingenesis.org/
https://arkencounter.com/
https://creationmuseum.org/
http://creationism.org/

Your other guidance is the King James Bible, joining a Bible-believing church*, and God Himself and/or His Son, Jesus, and/or the Holy Spirit which you will acquire inside of you if and when you sincerely repent from evil and become born again.

*But you can't just join any church...most churches that exist today are fake, apostate houses of Satan.

One telltale ways to know if a church is Bible-believing or not is to ask whether they call themselves 'catholic' and/or whether they worship a pope ["pope" is a synonym for "Satan's #1 henchman"]. If the answer to either of those is "yes," then they are not a Bible-believing church.

A second telltale way to know if a church is Bible-believing or not is to ask them if they believe evolution is true. If they say anything other than "no," then they are not a Bible-believing church. Conversely, if they do say "no," then they are probably a Bible-believing church. You can also ask them how long God spent creating the world and all life in it. If their answer is anything more than "seven days" and/or "one week," then they hate God, Jesus Christ, and the Bible.

If you meet a fake, apostate house of Satan masquerading as a Christian church, run away. Don't even think about joining it, because it leads straight to Hell, just the same as your old path of full-fledged darwinism did.

Farewell darwinists. Good luck to those of you who choose to repent and move onto the path to Heaven, I hope to see you there later!

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